derek's definitions

cuntdragon

dragon o cunt, usualy found in caves

fargo fargo fargo fargo gargo fargo

by derek January 21, 2005

iron maiden

the best metal band ever

Iron Maiden kicks all other bands asses

by derek December 14, 2004

The Sims

The father of all family simulations. The sims allows the player to exprience the suburban life, from falling in love to being a total wreck, the sims brought it all. The main protagonists/antagonists are the goths (Mortimer, Bella and Cassandra). As families move in and chaos brews up. There are zany and hilarious adventure for any sim fortunate/unfortunate enough to go here.

Even after its sequel the sims still remain known for being the father of creating household simulations.

by derek July 11, 2005

the fast and the furious

An disgrace to real street racing by those damn ricers

the fast and furious has pissed off all the real street racers in the country with their civics and fucked up sklines

by derek September 27, 2003

Seared

When an attractive female ditches you on a date.

Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!

by Derek February 4, 2004

Japp Inc.

The common body of authorites which regulate Entire World Domination. It is believed this underground organization is based in the west.

"Did you see the size of our bill last night? Make no mistake, that's Jap Inc. at it again."

by Derek December 6, 2003

hyper proximation

a fancy way of saying orgasm

Lina screamed in ecstacy as she reached hyper proximation.

by derek December 9, 2002