derek's definitions

Manly

A word once usedto describe something great. All things previously described as such are great, but all things described post-now are not great, unless the use of manly is inadvertent. See also The Derek-Ness

(Previously) The Punisher is so fucking manly.

(Now) The Punisher is so fucking manly. Oops, I mean awesome.

by Derek February 14, 2007

bee-otch

Term used to express dislike of an object

That test was a biotch!

by Derek August 10, 2004

pillsbury douche bag

A person that resembles the pillsbury doughboy and is a douchebag. (See douchebag)

"See Nagol over there? He's pretty fat, what a douche, yeah, he's a pillsbury douche bag."

by derek June 19, 2006

WMCO

W.M.C.O. = What My Car On (try googling it)

man that is just to wmco

by Derek September 22, 2004

consnuggulation

The act or process of cuddling or snuggling with someone special for extended periods, especially in a rompingly playful way. Suspected to have originated as a combination of "con" (with), "snuggle", and "undulate" (ripple, wave; as in the bodies of the two people involved)

On Valentine's Day, I wished I had a significant other to consnuggulate with.

by Derek February 14, 2004

smashing herman

Sitting down on your nutsack really hard.

Man I just smashed herman again.

by Derek October 29, 2003

stump

a penis that is shorter than it is long
NOT A CHODE

Johnny tried to put his stump in her vagina, but couldn't make it passed her labia.

by derek May 17, 2003