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by Derek July 1, 2004
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Get the zingly mug.of, or relating to political spin; performed best by those known as spin doctors; see CNN and FOX also 3rd parties looking to push their partisan beliefs on others.
see also: New York Times, sean hannity, michael moore, Ann Coulter, Al Franken.
see also: New York Times, sean hannity, michael moore, Ann Coulter, Al Franken.
"I'm voting for Kerry because Al Franken said Bush is teh dumbz0r"
"That Al Franken sure is one spinnoriffic gentleman!"
"That Al Franken sure is one spinnoriffic gentleman!"
by derek October 25, 2004
Get the spinnoriffic mug.a word that has undefined characteristics, it is not a noun, verb, adjective, article, adverb, or preposition but can be used as any of them. It has no positive or negative connotation, but can be used to describe someone cool, or as a total fucking dumbass.
by Derek October 25, 2004
Get the big top mug.The result when you combine Steve DeLouiz and Timmy Acree to get the goofiest chick you'll ever know; sings campfire songs with her mother while saying "tzzzzzzz" every chance she gets; Elle Corbett in a nutshell
by Derek October 25, 2004
Get the Stim mug.Beet means nothing, or everything. Everything good is Beet. Beet may also be used as a greeting, much like hello.
The word Beet has no association to the food Beet, or the word Beat. It originated from an ancient tribal dialect from the suburbs of Maple Ridge. BC, and is said to be as many as 7 years old. Not much is known about this mysterious language. except that it also includes the words Puu Maa Chuu Sheet Puuu Peet Baaa Daaa Booot Erm In Its and Ku.
The word Beet has no association to the food Beet, or the word Beat. It originated from an ancient tribal dialect from the suburbs of Maple Ridge. BC, and is said to be as many as 7 years old. Not much is known about this mysterious language. except that it also includes the words Puu Maa Chuu Sheet Puuu Peet Baaa Daaa Booot Erm In Its and Ku.
Used as a greeting:
Derek says "Beet, what's up?"
Dan replies "Beet, not much"
Beet can also be used to describe something good. "How did you do on your test today?" "Beet"
or
"Damn, this new casino is Beet"
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After winning the game of table hockey, Dan proclaims "You have been BEET!"
Derek says "Beet, what's up?"
Dan replies "Beet, not much"
Beet can also be used to describe something good. "How did you do on your test today?" "Beet"
or
"Damn, this new casino is Beet"
or
After winning the game of table hockey, Dan proclaims "You have been BEET!"
by Derek November 16, 2004
Get the Beet mug.Some of the nicest people you will ever meet, which is unfortunate, since they fall victim to the biggest fraud ever. The Book of Mormon has been altered nearly 300 times to meet the popularity of changing times, such as no longer practicing poligamy and allowing blacks into the church after feeling the pressure of the Civil Rights Movement. Joeseph Smith was not a martyr, he shot at and killed some of the people that came after him when they were tired of his lies.
Nobody ever saw the Golden Plates, and what he copied down from them in "hieroglyphics " have been translated and found to mean absolute rubbish. Mormons say that the Bible is word from God, even though the Bible clearly says that nothing can be added to it, the Book of Mormon is an obvious attempt at this.
Nobody ever saw the Golden Plates, and what he copied down from them in "hieroglyphics " have been translated and found to mean absolute rubbish. Mormons say that the Bible is word from God, even though the Bible clearly says that nothing can be added to it, the Book of Mormon is an obvious attempt at this.
Mormons must tithe 10 percent of their income to be in good standing, and people are counting. My church simply has an anonymous drop box in the lobby
by Derek November 17, 2004
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