dave's definitions

Cougsta

A being of pure greatness. The embodiment of all that is fucking awesome in this udderly pathetic society.

"Holy shit man I should shoot myself cause I have just met the Cougsta and have been shown that I am useless to this world."

by Dave November 25, 2004

buttmunch

Someone who is always eating butt, and likes it. Usually a whore or Nathan.

Ali, come on, seriously, you say you need company, but when I come over, you are munching the dog's butt. You are such a buttmunch.

by Dave May 5, 2003

auuntie

a scapegoat of an alliby

i didnt shoot that kid, i was wit my auuntie.

by dave December 25, 2003

Buzzcut Broad

A lesbian, or butch lesbian with a buzzcut. Usually ugly as hell and very manly.

She was one ugly buzzcut broad.

by Dave January 19, 2005

wing nut

a little kid thinks he's cool

hey im cool just a wingnut though.i smoke too!

by dave September 18, 2003

9x19mm NATO

Could be mistaken for the 9x19mm Parabellum; it's the caliber for H&K's infamous MP5 series, especially the MP5N (MP5 Navy).

"Someone correct me if I'm wrong here; I only looked up this caliber on the internet! >_<"
-me

by Dave February 3, 2004

Tokyo Marui

toh-kyoh-mah-rui

A company that designs airsoft guns, which are designed to look like the real thing, only firing BB's.

"When you get hit by a Tokyo Marui-made airsoft gun, you WILL feel it!"
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004