dave's definitions

Teabegger

One who likes to be tea-bagged and is willing to beg for the privledge.

The teabegger fell to his knees and teabegged the stud to teabag him as he trembled with fear before his intimidating balls and conquering cock with his hands helplessly locked to his strong hypnotic ass.

by Dave June 23, 2006

yah

sloaney types found often, but not exclusively at the follwing universities - Bristol, Durham, Exeter, Edinburgh & St Andrews. Bray very loudly when in groups. Guys usually called Tom, girls called Pippa (but can have other very obscure names). Move to Fulham and the area around Battersea Rise after university. Some of the world´s most obnoxious people.

by dave September 14, 2003

emotionally-numb

A term relating to apathy, the complete lack of emotions.

"I'm so emotionally-numb that I didn't react to see a picture of an aborted baby.....I guess that is bad, isn't it. It makes me think, but I don't express it."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

.50BMG

The caliber for the Barret M82A1 sniper rifle.
Easily it is the biggest, fattest, most powerful calibur for a rifle. Has enough power to serve as an AT (anti-tank) round.

"If you were to shoot a rifle, like the M82A1, chambered for .50BMG, you'd probably lose your arm after pulling the trigger. The round is just a FUCKING POWERHOUSE!!! @.@"

by Dave February 1, 2004

the buck

The terrible creature that wanders the halls of Oak Forest High School. It is 12 feet tall, weighs 26,000 pounds, and keeps human scalps in its fanny pack. It answers to Eboni.

Run for your life!! The buck is coming!!

by Dave March 9, 2004

Poop Stewart

A person who holds somewhat of a position of power (but by no means is the man in charge) and tries abusing his power by attempting to boss others around, causing a great lack of respect towards the individual.

The vice principal of my high school was a total Poop Stewart!

by Dave March 4, 2004

Tokyo Marui

toh-kyoh-mah-rui

A company that designs airsoft guns, which are designed to look like the real thing, only firing BB's.

"When you get hit by a Tokyo Marui-made airsoft gun, you WILL feel it!"
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004