dave's definitions

himsh

A word to describe a man / woman who has 'had the op' the other way round. See shim word
A himsh has gone from man to woman whereas a shim has gone from woman to man. Derived from the words him and she

Don't kiss that tall bird - it's a himsh!

by Dave July 10, 2003

Religaholic

Someone that lets religion control every aspect of that person's life to the point of absurdity. Also drives everyone away with a bunch of crazy talk.

Stop telling me stuff about the bible you religaholic !

by Dave July 11, 2003

Grumble Porn

You see your parents / grand parents / great grandparents fucking

Oh fuck - I saw my (parents / grand parents / great grandparents) making 'grumble porn'

by Dave July 14, 2003

Grumble Porn

The most disgusting porn in the world - combing all elements of repulsion to create something which will make most sane people vomit, includes:
Coprophilia, bestiality, cum shots, sadomasochism, necrophilia, midgets, old people and zankos (see definition of a zanko)

Roger bashed off to grumble porn at 5.30 - his regular daily slot.

by Dave July 14, 2003

Almost as sexy as Kitty

A phase used to describe the extremely beautiful.

Wow, That girl over there is almost as sexy as Kitty.

by Dave July 15, 2003

Pen15

This stands for P-E-N-I-S..As you can see the 15 at the end of pen15...the 1 resembles the "i" and the 5 resembles the "s". Lots of grade schoolers ask about, "do u have a pen15?" they say that its a pen, so when they say "no" they start to humiliate the person. This is a very imature act.

Yo sup? hey do u have a pen15?
WHAT?!? whats a pen15
oh its a kewl pen, all the boys have them
u serious?
well, do u have 1?
NO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

by Dave July 16, 2003

almy

to be extremely lazy

it was only half a flight of stairs, but i took the elevator instead. i pulled an almy.

by dave July 18, 2003