dave's definitions

Fedex

A company that exploits their workers; especially in the software development arena.

Their wages for skilled developers and technicians are relative to the wages paid by most cities for sanitation engineers.

Their Motto:
OPERATE independently
COMPETE collectively
PAY inadequately

You work for fedex as a software developer and STILL qualify for food stamps??? No Shit!!!

by Dave April 19, 2005

Beretta

*A car.

*A gun manufacturer, well-known for the Beretta M92F, a 9x19mm Parabellum handgun, which is also our nation's standard-issue sidearm.

"I want one. The gun I mean. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave April 12, 2004

hick

A term, often slang, referring to a southern (southern states in the USA) person, often male.
The term "hick" is now considered racist, and is often used against intellectually-impaired white people, regardless of their location (north or south). This term is also used against racists, understandably. But other than that, the word "hick" is starting to become perverted into several meanings.

"Damn hicks piss me off, what-with their racism and shit. -_- "

by Dave April 16, 2004

wing nut

a little kid thinks he's cool

hey im cool just a wingnut though.i smoke too!

by dave September 18, 2003

cameltosis

Derived from the Oral condition of bad breath - Halitosis - a condition of having fetid breath. Cameltosis is the same condition of the vagina, having fetid, funk of the Camel Toe

Damn dude, that bitch had some kickin' cameltosis.

by Dave January 21, 2005

Chafed

Synonym of "diss" or "burn"
Said while rubbing one, straight index finger against the other.
Used after an insult.
Ussually said by a third-party.

Bob- Yeah, well at least I have a penis!

Joey- Chafed.

Simon- *Cries*

by Dave March 21, 2004

9x19mm NATO

Could be mistaken for the 9x19mm Parabellum; it's the caliber for H&K's infamous MP5 series, especially the MP5N (MP5 Navy).

"Someone correct me if I'm wrong here; I only looked up this caliber on the internet! >_<"
-me

by Dave February 3, 2004