dave's definitions

morngy

teddy out of pram face like a slapped arse sad git.

she was morngy after i prematurly ejaculated on her mum

by dave October 11, 2004

9x19mm NATO

Could be mistaken for the 9x19mm Parabellum; it's the caliber for H&K's infamous MP5 series, especially the MP5N (MP5 Navy).

"Someone correct me if I'm wrong here; I only looked up this caliber on the internet! >_<"
-me

by Dave February 3, 2004

Tokyo Marui

toh-kyoh-mah-rui

A company that designs airsoft guns, which are designed to look like the real thing, only firing BB's.

"When you get hit by a Tokyo Marui-made airsoft gun, you WILL feel it!"
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

Poop Stewart

A person who holds somewhat of a position of power (but by no means is the man in charge) and tries abusing his power by attempting to boss others around, causing a great lack of respect towards the individual.

The vice principal of my high school was a total Poop Stewart!

by Dave March 4, 2004

tot

Small lumps that accumulate in the vas deference (tube from your nuts to your dick) directly above the testicel after sex

my tots are sore

by Dave August 2, 2003

groovy

A term used by burn outs.

It is no longer groovy to use to word groovy

by Dave September 20, 2003

hippoclit

ramming the clit with a hard object, like a hippo would

man i gave that girl the ol' hippoclit and she made the o face oooooo ooooo

by dave November 4, 2003