dave's definitions

cameltosis

Derived from the Oral condition of bad breath - Halitosis - a condition of having fetid breath. Cameltosis is the same condition of the vagina, having fetid, funk of the Camel Toe

Damn dude, that bitch had some kickin' cameltosis.

by Dave January 21, 2005

Chafed

Synonym of "diss" or "burn"
Said while rubbing one, straight index finger against the other.
Used after an insult.
Ussually said by a third-party.

Bob- Yeah, well at least I have a penis!

Joey- Chafed.

Simon- *Cries*

by Dave March 21, 2004

cunting

an adjective for an extreme rainfall event, that exceeds the annual maxima.

man, its cunting it down and i should know, i'm a fully qualified hydrologist. safe as fuck

by dave January 9, 2004

beff

Sad lonely S&M obsessed fat freak.

You are such a BEFF

by Dave October 24, 2003

back fanny

the back fanny is slang for a womans anus..

she is gorgeous,i'd like to make love to her back fanny all night long,
our american friends should be aware in the uk a fanny = pussy/vagina

by dave November 25, 2004

Kidz Bop

A bunch of uninspired little pricks who butcher awesome songs. To tell you the truth, there have been kiddie-versions of all known songs since the turn of the millenium. Trust me; I've been keeping track. But Kidz Bop is most popular. Nonetheless, Kidz Bop needs to die. They butcher great songs for Godsakes!! HOW CAN SOCIETY ACCEPT THAT?!

"At the same time I feel sorry for them singing Linkin Park songs because, well, you know the hidden message to LP's songs, right? *forms imaginary handgun and blows brains out* x_x Oh well it happens all the time."
-me

by Dave November 6, 2004

O Canada

A midnight show on the CN (Cartoon Network); a collection of the most fucked-up cartoons known in the history of God's green planet. Well, not ALL the shows were that weird, but about 80% of'em were. Not that they weren't funny however.

You want an example? Tough shit. O Canada isn't airing on the CN anymore. Which is bad.....but it has some goodness to its being gone though. ^_^

by Dave January 16, 2004