look up any word, like dirty sanchez:

1431 definitions by dave

 
1.
A HOT mom you'd wanna hit all night long.
Dude... Cassandra's mom is a milf! MILF! MILF! MILF!
by Dave May 28, 2003
 
2.
A full mustache capable of dusting the tops of cookies.
Check out the cookie duster on Brad!
by Dave July 04, 2005
 
3.
An acronym for National Socialist; from the German NAtionale soZIalist.
Refers to members of the National Socialist party, or anything to do with the National Socialist party.
"The Nazis" is much easier than saying "The National Socialist Party" in essays about 1930's Germany.
by Dave March 12, 2005
 
4.
a slow, delicious death.
instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.
by Dave August 05, 2003
 
5.
1. A magic wand used to conjure buses. You can stand there for an hour waiting for your bus to come, but as soon as you light up a fag, it will come round the corner, forcing you to put it out.

2. Something that non-smokers frequently manage to die of cancer without ever using.

3. Something for self-righteous but somewhat timid morons to declaim and campaign against without having to feel like they're going out on a limb.

4. A drug that makes you violent and cuts your IQ in half, damages your liver, frequently causes death on the roads and in homes, destroys careers, lives and families, and costs our country millions every year in lost productivity from people who are too sick to come in to work after using too much of it the night before. Oh no wait, that's beer.
Let's see, what shall I spend my time campaigning against? Racism? No... how about religious fundamentalism? Maybe pollution or censorship... Ah, no, I've got it! Cigarettes!
by Dave June 20, 2004
 
6.
Better than McDonald's
Burger King owns McDonald's face.
by Dave March 08, 2005
 
7.
Epitomising the musical ideals of sub-underground black metal - the kind of stuff that comes out in limited editions of 300 through vinyl-only labels based in a cave in Belarus. The exact requirements of kvltness vary depending on who you talk to, but usually involve icy, impenetrable production, black-and-white cover art, and concepts drawn from black magic, pagan myths or out-and-out nihilism.

Like anyone who takes art seriously these days, kvltists are the target of much mockery even from fellow extreme metal fans.
"This new Nattefrost album is kvlt as fuck!"

"stfu".
by Dave June 19, 2004