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Chafed

Synonym of "diss" or "burn"
Said while rubbing one, straight index finger against the other.
Used after an insult.
Ussually said by a third-party.
Bob- Yeah, well at least I have a penis!

Joey- Chafed.

Simon- *Cries*
by Dave March 21, 2004
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God Bless America

*An American catchphrase that was used on a daily basis after Nine-Eleven.

*A little booklet which contains prayers & reflections for our country. This is an important read for those who despise America, but it contains religious content, thus this book will be avoided by those pussies who couldn't afford to learn a moral from The Book.
"It's like a bible but with patriotism."
-me

"Could we all please stop this God Bless America crap."
-Michael Moore, spouting off more anti-America rhetoric
by Dave July 6, 2004
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cameltosis

Derived from the Oral condition of bad breath - Halitosis - a condition of having fetid breath. Cameltosis is the same condition of the vagina, having fetid, funk of the Camel Toe
Damn dude, that bitch had some kickin' cameltosis.
by Dave January 21, 2005
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9x19mm NATO

Could be mistaken for the 9x19mm Parabellum; it's the caliber for H&K's infamous MP5 series, especially the MP5N (MP5 Navy).
"Someone correct me if I'm wrong here; I only looked up this caliber on the internet! >_<"
-me
by Dave February 3, 2004
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Piggsy

A character in Manhunt. A fat guy who is naked and has the head of a pig (torn from a pig's body). He almost resembles a pig!

He can't speak proper english. He likes to use a chainsaw too.
"Piggsy's gonna suck yer guts!!"

"Piggsy bored....goin' home, to go to sleeeeeeep!"

"This Piggsy's hoooome!!"

"Piggsy!! Angry!!"

"Weeeeeeeeee!!!"
by Dave March 28, 2004
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ah'm goh

Southern pronunciation of the phrase, "I'm gonna".
"Ah'm goh haf ta seel mah smellhound! Dawggannit!"
-a hick
by Dave March 20, 2004
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nigga-behind-the-trigga

Formerly a catchphrase used by that black dude in Full Metal Jacket. This statement could now be used to refer to a black person armed with a firearm, particularly a handgun.
WHITE SOLDIER
"You gonna be OK by yourself man?"
BLACK SOLDIER
"No problem cracka, there's a nigga-behind-the-trigga!"
by Dave May 15, 2004
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