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Muffar

Spanish Verb-To Be A Dickhead
Muffemos- We are Dickheads
by Dave August 18, 2003
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linear-minded

A type of person that is unable to think after acquiring knowledge of something. Somewhat similar to close-minded people.
This is possibly a definition from those who expect too much out of people, such as myself.
Linear-mindedness could also be similar to being conclusive, as well as being bureaucratic.
"A local USMC recruiter said I couldn't join because 'I have bipolar', but that was only because I said I took anti-depressant pills, along with aderol."
-me
by Dave July 8, 2004
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Sumo_monkey22

1. The most hansomest kid in the world.
2. One hot tamali
Look at Sumo_monkey22 he is hot!
by dave November 18, 2003
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clown wig

She told me my clown wig was tickling her nose.
by Dave February 10, 2004
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MP5SD5

The name for Heckler & Koch's infamous weapon. From the MP5 series.

The MP5SD5, chambered for 9mm, is really an MP5 with a pre-built suppressor of excellent quality. It is used most commonly by counterterrorist forces. Terrorists fear this weapon because of its clandestine capabilities and all-around great performance in the field.
"I want one, but it's automatic. -_-"
-me
by Dave February 3, 2004
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dangler

"dangler, a true fucking champion"
by dave September 15, 2003
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Teabegger

One who begs to be teabagged by a stud with big strong balls that dominate when used to hump into submission and obedience.
Everyone who met him, tea begged him for his manhood, each took one look at him and could not help become his teabegger.
by Dave June 18, 2006
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