dave's definitions

fetus punch

if you're doing a pregnant chick and you are about to cum, you hit her in the stomach so she clinches her pussy real tight around your cock.

i was sloppy drunk and having a hard time getting off with this pregnant 16 year old, so i fetus punched her. that solved my problem.

by dave July 18, 2003

the shocker

2 in the snapper, one in the crapper

ummmmm, yeah...

by dave July 18, 2003

urmomahor

your mom is a slutty ass whore

damn yo...ur such an urmomahor

by dave July 18, 2003

urmomahor

your mom is a skanky ass whore

damn yo, this kid is soo rude, he is such an urmomahor

by dave July 18, 2003

lilmawwie

a person that posess all around beauty

wow! mary, u must be lilmawwie

by dave July 18, 2003

chuco

"little man"

He's a chuco with a big heart!

by Dave July 29, 2003

bellend

A cheese coated mushroom cock

by Dave July 29, 2003