dave's definitions

Hotity

An exceptionally hot chick
(Hot - hott - hotity)

Yo, Pam Anderson is one HOTITY bitch.

by Dave April 8, 2003

in the know

With knowledge of something.

"People in the know are aware of a nuclear explosion if even the slightest jolt was made upon the renegade carrier."
-part of the storyline for Blast Corps

by Dave October 21, 2004

big burly men

balls, testis, nuts, chin bumpers, ass smackers, the boys, the twins, or any othe forms of the two things that hang in your nut sack.

She even sucked my big burly men while my shlong was on her forehead.

by Dave March 2, 2004

negro puff

a negro puff is a black womens/mans over grown pube hair.

Damn girl shave that negro puff.

by Dave May 13, 2005

In Soviet Russia

Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.

"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"

"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"

"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"

"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"

by Dave July 13, 2004

yingified

happy beyond all forms of happy

I'm so happy, I'm yingified!!

by dave September 20, 2003

morngy

teddy out of pram face like a slapped arse sad git.

she was morngy after i prematurly ejaculated on her mum

by dave October 11, 2004