dave's definitions

Sumo_monkey22

1. The most hansomest kid in the world.
2. One hot tamali

Look at Sumo_monkey22 he is hot!

by dave November 18, 2003

linear-minded

A type of person that is unable to think after acquiring knowledge of something. Somewhat similar to close-minded people.
This is possibly a definition from those who expect too much out of people, such as myself.
Linear-mindedness could also be similar to being conclusive, as well as being bureaucratic.

"A local USMC recruiter said I couldn't join because 'I have bipolar', but that was only because I said I took anti-depressant pills, along with aderol."
-me

by Dave July 8, 2004

MP5SD5

The name for Heckler & Koch's infamous weapon. From the MP5 series.

The MP5SD5, chambered for 9mm, is really an MP5 with a pre-built suppressor of excellent quality. It is used most commonly by counterterrorist forces. Terrorists fear this weapon because of its clandestine capabilities and all-around great performance in the field.

"I want one, but it's automatic. -_-"
-me

by Dave February 3, 2004

baggins

Derogatory/affectionate term for a female.

"Wi-nop-woo-hey-zip-paf-nrr-Baggins!"
"Oi, Baggins!"
"Fulla is a baggins"

by Dave March 6, 2004

Wal-Mart

Corporation bent on world-domination.

"I'm not anti-corporate. I'm just anti-Wal-Mart. I heard about some nasty things they do to other jobs which ultimately drive them out of business. After I learned that, I had a great disrespect for Wal-Mart."
-me

by Dave January 7, 2005

Antidisestablishmentarist

isnt it Antidisestablishmentarianist?

Antidisestablishmentarianist for the masses

by Dave May 13, 2005

comrade general

Sometimes used to refer to a military general of a communist nation.

"Greetings comrade general."
-chinese interface voice from C&C : Generals, during a China campaign mission briefing

by Dave March 26, 2004