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West Coast Eagles

The West Coast Eagles joined the AFL in 1987 and became the first club from outside Victoria to win an AFL premiership when they defeated Geelong in 1992. They repeated that success in 1994 under the same coach, Mick Malthouse, and captain, John Worsfold, and again defeating Geelong. The Eagles reached all finals series in the 1990s with a disciplined approach to the defensive skills of football and a committed team ethic.

They missed for the first time in 11 years in 2000 under new coach Ken Judge. In its short history, the Eagles have become one of the AFL’s benchmark clubs both on and off the field. In 2000, the Eagles farewelled captain Guy McKenna and in 2001, injuries forced co-captain Dean Kemp to retire. Fellow co-captain Ben Cousins had a sparkling 2001 in a disappointing season in which the Eagles finished 14th. In 2003 the Eagles made the finals and finished 7th in 2004. 2004 was also the year the Eagles saw its first Brownlow medallist in Chris Judd. The Eagles played in the 2005 Grand Final, losing to Sydney.
by Dave February 6, 2006
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Kidz Bop

A bunch of uninspired little pricks who butcher awesome songs. To tell you the truth, there have been kiddie-versions of all known songs since the turn of the millenium. Trust me; I've been keeping track. But Kidz Bop is most popular. Nonetheless, Kidz Bop needs to die. They butcher great songs for Godsakes!! HOW CAN SOCIETY ACCEPT THAT?!
"At the same time I feel sorry for them singing Linkin Park songs because, well, you know the hidden message to LP's songs, right? *forms imaginary handgun and blows brains out* x_x Oh well it happens all the time."
-me
by Dave November 6, 2004
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O Canada

A midnight show on the CN (Cartoon Network); a collection of the most fucked-up cartoons known in the history of God's green planet. Well, not ALL the shows were that weird, but about 80% of'em were. Not that they weren't funny however.
You want an example? Tough shit. O Canada isn't airing on the CN anymore. Which is bad.....but it has some goodness to its being gone though. ^_^
by Dave January 16, 2004
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WebLord PePe

The Icon of all things evil. Roams the universe eternally searching for sexy teenage chicks to seduce.

Feared by all who embrace happyness and christ.
Oh no, here comes WebLord PePe! I don't know if I'm able to contain my sexual juices!
by Dave July 7, 2004
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morngy

she was morngy after i prematurly ejaculated on her mum
by dave October 11, 2004
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CQB

Close Quarters Battle

Speaks for itself, but if you must receive a definition : CQB is the art of hand-to-hand combat.
"Martial Arts is very essential to be a great soldier excelling in CQB. I mean, look at Solid Snake! ^_^ "
-me
by Dave February 23, 2004
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NSA

"Natasha Henstridge...NSA! ^.^ "
-me

"The NSA is basically the successor to the CIA."
-me
by Dave March 31, 2004
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