dave's definitions

tot

Small lumps that accumulate in the vas deference (tube from your nuts to your dick) directly above the testicel after sex

my tots are sore

by Dave August 2, 2003

have a nice week

A term I use to bid farewell to someone who is going to have a week off of work or school.

"Have a nice week. ^_^ "
-something I say to my friends on a friday before the week off of school

by Dave April 2, 2004

Times

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.

MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."

by Dave September 9, 2004

political siding

A person's choice of whether to be a republican, democrat, or neither.

Used instead of "political party", because, for example, I am not with a political PARTY or GROUP. I am just choosing what kind of side I like.

"I choose to be neither, but it appears as though I lean more toward republican beliefs, such as business, religion, and most of all, guns. ^-^ "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Dracula

Count Vlad Tepes Dracula

The incarnate of pure evil. Known widely for having a diet consisting of human blood. A stealer of souls so that they become slaves, considered "tribute".
Although Dracula has been killed time and time again, Dracula is immortal.
Dracula also has a son named Alucard, who is also half-human. However, Alucard is against his father.

"Castlevania rules. ^_^ "
-me

"Dracoolah!"
-a voice from an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force

by Dave June 16, 2004

Spectageous

Spectacularly outrageous; exceptionally positive.

Beyonce's posterior is spectageously pronounced in her videos.

by Dave December 15, 2004

chotch

taft cardigan & Reid Bykowy both posted the correct meaning(s) of the word. It is not some *NEW* word your girlfriend and her boyfriend made up to describe hot girls or guys, but I am betting they are all chotches.

Check out all those chotches shopping at Hollister.

by dave July 2, 2003