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NSA

"Natasha Henstridge...NSA! ^.^ "
-me

"The NSA is basically the successor to the CIA."
-me
by Dave March 31, 2004
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auuntie

a scapegoat of an alliby
i didnt shoot that kid, i was wit my auuntie.
by dave December 25, 2003
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buttmunch

Someone who is always eating butt, and likes it. Usually a whore or Nathan.
Ali, come on, seriously, you say you need company, but when I come over, you are munching the dog's butt. You are such a buttmunch.
by Dave May 5, 2003
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The Force

My term to indicate something belonging to a person who has been in a Star Wars movie (preferably Episodes IV, V, and VI), and is either a voice-actor or actor of another film or similar flick.
"The Force is with the Joker because his voice-actor is Mark Hamill. The Force is with Harrison Ford in any movie he's in because he was Han Solo in Star Wars. Get it? You don't, do ya? >P "
-me
by Dave February 10, 2004
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gloat

An extremely wide, teethy smile. Often childish, and pretty much obnoxious and rude.
"That retard kept gloating everytime he laid eyes on me. I shoulda told him 'you're about two seconds away from wearing that smile around your ass'. But no, I'm a nice guy. Being a nice guy is actually a VERY difficult life, perhaps much harder than being a mean guy. Although it pays off, you have to be VERY patient too."
-me
by Dave July 11, 2004
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jockstrap

protective underwear for a guy. looks like briefs with no backing. holds up the balls and penis so that there's no discomfort during sports or working out.
i wear a jockstrap when i play basketball
that guy has such a small package i bet he doesn't need a jockstrap.
by dave August 5, 2003
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downeast

washington county and hancock county in maine. lotsa good lobsters here.
by dave October 17, 2003
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