dave's definitions

Zinger

A painful manuever in which someone drives their fingers into one's back profusley.

Nick snuck up on me and gave me a zinger.

by dave April 25, 2003

WebLord PePe

The Icon of all things evil. Roams the universe eternally searching for sexy teenage chicks to seduce.

Feared by all who embrace happyness and christ.

Oh no, here comes WebLord PePe! I don't know if I'm able to contain my sexual juices!

by Dave July 7, 2004

Teabegger

One who likes to be tea-bagged and is willing to beg for the privledge.

The teabegger fell to his knees and teabegged the stud to teabag him as he trembled with fear before his intimidating balls and conquering cock with his hands helplessly locked to his strong hypnotic ass.

by Dave June 23, 2006

Twombly

v. To take advantage of a girl who's shitfaced and rolling.

"He twombly-ed that girl at Umass...what a pathetic loser. Can't he get laid like a normal person? Or does he have to prey on the defenseless ones when everyone leaves?"

by Dave March 13, 2003

nigga-behind-the-trigga

Formerly a catchphrase used by that black dude in Full Metal Jacket. This statement could now be used to refer to a black person armed with a firearm, particularly a handgun.

WHITE SOLDIER
"You gonna be OK by yourself man?"
BLACK SOLDIER
"No problem cracka, there's a nigga-behind-the-trigga!"

by Dave May 15, 2004

Piggsy

A character in Manhunt. A fat guy who is naked and has the head of a pig (torn from a pig's body). He almost resembles a pig!

He can't speak proper english. He likes to use a chainsaw too.

"Piggsy's gonna suck yer guts!!"

"Piggsy bored....goin' home, to go to sleeeeeeep!"

"This Piggsy's hoooome!!"

"Piggsy!! Angry!!"

"Weeeeeeeeee!!!"

by Dave March 28, 2004

NSA

*National Security Agency

*No Strings Attached

"Natasha Henstridge...NSA! ^.^ "
-me

"The NSA is basically the successor to the CIA."
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004