dave's definitions

9x19mm NATO

Could be mistaken for the 9x19mm Parabellum; it's the caliber for H&K's infamous MP5 series, especially the MP5N (MP5 Navy).

"Someone correct me if I'm wrong here; I only looked up this caliber on the internet! >_<"
-me

by Dave February 3, 2004

cameltosis

Derived from the Oral condition of bad breath - Halitosis - a condition of having fetid breath. Cameltosis is the same condition of the vagina, having fetid, funk of the Camel Toe

Damn dude, that bitch had some kickin' cameltosis.

by Dave January 21, 2005

The Force

My term to indicate something belonging to a person who has been in a Star Wars movie (preferably Episodes IV, V, and VI), and is either a voice-actor or actor of another film or similar flick.

"The Force is with the Joker because his voice-actor is Mark Hamill. The Force is with Harrison Ford in any movie he's in because he was Han Solo in Star Wars. Get it? You don't, do ya? >P "
-me

by Dave February 10, 2004

gloat

An extremely wide, teethy smile. Often childish, and pretty much obnoxious and rude.

"That retard kept gloating everytime he laid eyes on me. I shoulda told him 'you're about two seconds away from wearing that smile around your ass'. But no, I'm a nice guy. Being a nice guy is actually a VERY difficult life, perhaps much harder than being a mean guy. Although it pays off, you have to be VERY patient too."
-me

by Dave July 11, 2004

heartless

a grimy street rapper from long island new york.... the absense of faith or morals

i just downlaos the new heartless track from www.geocities.com/nyhc4life454

by dave March 21, 2003

Da Trunk

A large ass.

Yo shit man, look at da trunk on that bitch.

by Dave April 2, 2003

downeast

washington county and hancock county in maine. lotsa good lobsters here.

by dave October 17, 2003