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criminal

A hack, of various forms including political, used against a person who's rich or abundant in money.
"Our government is run by criminals."
by Dave January 14, 2004
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grunt

*A type of grumbling noise made on certain occassions, such as being hit by something, or being exasperated, etc.

*An ordinary soldier.

*Synonym for ape, a person of low intelligence.
"I grunt when I have to shit."
-me

"Infantrymen of the US Army and USMC are grunts. Unless their special forces."
-me
by Dave September 13, 2004
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Comic Sans

Perhaps the world's most overused and hated font. There is even an international movement to ban Comic Sans.
by dave May 27, 2003
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Twombly

v. To take advantage of a girl who's shitfaced and rolling.
"He twombly-ed that girl at Umass...what a pathetic loser. Can't he get laid like a normal person? Or does he have to prey on the defenseless ones when everyone leaves?"
by Dave March 13, 2003
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morngy

she was morngy after i prematurly ejaculated on her mum
by dave October 11, 2004
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Canada

A fine country where people can drink at age 18. Canada is popularly portrated, by me, to be one big fat Minnesota (Canada is RIFE with hunters and fishermen)! ^_^

Unfortunately, Canada has been subject to be the most brainwashed nation by Michael Moore's devious indoctrination. Because of this, canadians now hate America about as much as the rest of the world. Which is a shame....I'm an american and I like Canada. I like to rip on canadians, but that doesn't mean I hate'em! Unfortunately there are some canadians who greatly dislike America, primarily because of the fact that we have a "different" president leading the free world.

And about Canada not participating in war....this is my point of view : Canada is a peaceful refuge from war. Canada doesn't need to require itself to go to war. But if they do go to war, they are amongst the most courageous people in the world. Being full of hunters, canadians soldiers should be tough.

Like I said, this is all my point of view. Personally, I wouldn't mind checking out Canada in the future. Ahh, so many countries I wanna check out....Japan, Russia, and now Canada. Gonna check out the lovely ladies that Canada has, and not to mention their nice liquor!! ^.^ eh?
"Canada is kind of Michael Moore's base of operations."
-me
by Dave March 21, 2004
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Beretta

*A car.

*A gun manufacturer, well-known for the Beretta M92F, a 9x19mm Parabellum handgun, which is also our nation's standard-issue sidearm.
"I want one. The gun I mean. ^_^ "
-me
by Dave April 12, 2004
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