dave's definitions

Siddhartha Gautama

sihd-hahr-tah-gau-tah-mah
sihd-hahr-thuh-gau-tah-mah (?)

The name of the very first Buddha.

"Hey, someone correct me about the second pronunciation of His name, ok? I would very much appreciate it. ^_^ "
-me

"The name 'Siddhartha' also means : 'one who attains his goals'. Cool huh? Inspires me to reach my goals in life. How 'bout you? ^_^ "
-me

by Dave March 25, 2004

American Revolution

See Revolutionary War, which was:

America (the fledgling British colony)
VS
Great Britain (the great empire)

"There are posers who want to start another 'American Revolution' by killing all republicans and, essentially, spreading anarchy."
-me

by Dave July 6, 2004

Altama

A company that manufactures top-quality boots for our nation's armed forces. They design boots that are adaptable to urban, jungle, and desert scenarios.

"I'm going to invest in some Altamas."
-me

by Dave November 4, 2004

Superficial

Of or relating to a surface; concerned only with the obvious or apparent;

Synonyms are: Shallow, External.

Since she is superficial, Kelly will only date guys who are above the height of 6'3, and below 6'7, with NO exceptions. As a defense mechanism, she believes that she is picky and that everyone is superfical to certain degree.

by Dave January 28, 2005

Assistant Crack Whore

Officially, the worst job in America.

This year, there's a new "Worst Job in America", displacing the old number one for the last five consecutive years - "Crack Whore". The new number one: "Assistant Crack Whore"

by Dave March 12, 2008

Comic Sans

Perhaps the world's most overused and hated font. There is even an international movement to ban Comic Sans.

by dave May 27, 2003

pop goth

A particular group of people that only dress and act gothic when it's popular to do so. Hot Topic goes through certain "phases" in their merchandising. Sometimes they cater to the punk kids. Sometimes they cater to the emo kids. And sometimes they cater to the goth kids. But the goth kids I make reference to are not bona-fide goth kids. They are only goth kids when it's their turn at Hot Topic. But when their turn ends and Hot Topic turns emo once again (they never cater to the metalheads, Hot Topic metal is trash) they may in fact be normal kids. dressing in normal clothes and acting like normal kids act.

"I liked Nightmare Before Christmas a lot more before the pop goths at Hot Topic wore it out and ruined it."

by Dave June 19, 2006