dave's definitions

dangler

A true fucking champion

"dangler, a true fucking champion"

by dave September 15, 2003

linear-minded

A type of person that is unable to think after acquiring knowledge of something. Somewhat similar to close-minded people.
This is possibly a definition from those who expect too much out of people, such as myself.
Linear-mindedness could also be similar to being conclusive, as well as being bureaucratic.

"A local USMC recruiter said I couldn't join because 'I have bipolar', but that was only because I said I took anti-depressant pills, along with aderol."
-me

by Dave July 8, 2004

Cheetos Bowl

A imaginary bowl game that big Frank thought existed, connection to the worst joke ever.

"Wow, the tostitos bowl . . . what's next, the Cheetos bowl?

by dave January 17, 2004

Teabegger

One who begs to be teabagged by a stud with big strong balls that dominate when used to hump into submission and obedience.

Everyone who met him, tea begged him for his manhood, each took one look at him and could not help become his teabegger.

by Dave June 18, 2006

clown wig

The untrimmed pubic hair bush of a grown man.

She told me my clown wig was tickling her nose.

by Dave February 10, 2004

sheet

how asians say shit.

Dave - my mum died
Mo - or sheet.

by Dave November 9, 2003

Wal-Mart

Corporation bent on world-domination.

"I'm not anti-corporate. I'm just anti-Wal-Mart. I heard about some nasty things they do to other jobs which ultimately drive them out of business. After I learned that, I had a great disrespect for Wal-Mart."
-me

by Dave January 7, 2005