KGB

Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti
(Committee for State Security)

The Russian intelligence agency, similar to America's CIA.

"Vladimir Putin seems like an ok guy, but some worry because he's ex-KGB."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

psyconaught

a person who explores the 'outer reaches' of the human psyche through hallucinogens.

yeah, jim's a psyconaught; haven't seen him in a while. . .

by dave December 12, 2003

My Sack

the main ingredient in hotdogs

My sack is so huge, I've sold it to Oscyer Myers for $11 million and they have enough sack for the production of 293 Billion hot dogs. Give or take a few.

by Dave August 2, 2003

doppy

Someone who is: fat, dumb, lazy, smelly, cheap, stinky, stupid, foul and dim-wiited.

Did you see the way Rob made his dinner out of condiments? That was DOPPY!

by Dave December 11, 2003

switch

1. If your told to go get one, run your dumb ass to the store and get them a present with flowers, candy, and an "I'm sorry" card.

2. Branch of a tree transformed into a lethal ass whoopin' device known to make grown men flinch at the mere mention of the word.

3. Experienced switch makers may strip the leaves, weave the branches, and set in water for a few days to make sure the branches don't break on their rotten little hoodlum kids asses.

"Get yur ass outside to get a switch, or I'll pick one out for'ya!"

by Dave January 6, 2004

bove'd

foreshortning of bothered
meaning "i'm not bothered"

your mums dead . bove'd
i shagged your mum! bove'd mate

by dave December 11, 2003

ramen

rah-mehn

Some damn good eatin'! Comes in countless flavors and two packagings (either a cup or a bag....or even a whole box of either one!). It's also quite inexpensive! ^_^

"The part I don't get is that, although ramen is japanese-origin, ramen is defined in my japanese dictionary as 'chinese noodles floating in broth'. Chinese noodles are called 'lo mein', and are very different from ramen (they often aren't in broth)...then again, unlike my brother, I haven't tried 'Tokyo Ramen'; I have Maruchan. There's much to learn.....especially about food. ^.^"
-me

by Dave February 11, 2004