dave's definitions

achtung

ahck-tohng
ahck-toong

Deutsche (german) word for "warning" or "alert".

"Achtung, achtung! Der amerikaner blah blah blah......I still have yet to master deutsche. -_- "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Splooge

To blow your load with tremedous force and amazing speed

I splooged all over when I saw Mrs. Roberts naked

by dave May 13, 2005

british

The nationality name for a person from the united kingdom. It's also a language in its own right because they use words to represent meanings, words like bird, tart, claret, filth, bloody, etc etc etc.

"The british are America's best friends."

by Dave January 15, 2004

hitler missed one

Something you'd say if someone pissed you off, and if you know that that someone has jewish heritage.

ANGRY JEW : "*screaming and whining, then leaving"
SOMEONE : "....Hitler missed one."

by Dave February 9, 2004

NCAA

The greatest sports league in the world. Players actually play for the game, and not for the money. Way more intense than the NFL or NBA.

NCAA 2005, is the best video game on the face of the earth, the game is way better than Madden.

by Dave June 1, 2004

Metal Gear

*A massive bipedal tank (bipedal, as in, two-legged) equipped with state-of-the-art weapons, and capable of being equipped with a nuclear arsenal. Being bipedal, it is capable of launching a nuclear missile from ANY point on the face of the earth, from mountains to deserts to swamps, ANYWHERE.

*A verb, used to refer to dangerous intelligence-gathering, spying, espionage, etc.

"A Metal Gear would be cool in real-life, but imagine the dangers..."
-me

"I'm going to Metal Gear that guy's house."
"I'm going to Metal Gear the enemy base."
"That guy can pull off a Metal Gear with ease. ^_^ "

by Dave April 16, 2004

John Madden

A fatass who just so happens to be thee symbol of american football. ^_^ rumor has it that he is black.

"Footbaaaaaaaaaall!!!"
-John Madden

"Why do you think black people are so popular? It's because of John Madden. John Madden is black!"
-my older brother; something in that context

by Dave March 30, 2004