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A problem affecting people with genuine illness when their colleagues don't believe that they are actually ill.
Most often attributed to previous Disco Days being taken (as in the boy who cried wolf).
Results in frustration for the sick person.
Originated in Accountancy Practices in Bristol.
Most often attributed to previous Disco Days being taken (as in the boy who cried wolf).
Results in frustration for the sick person.
Originated in Accountancy Practices in Bristol.
by Dave December 9, 2004
Get the Disco Day Syndromemug. Synonym for "masturbate".
by Dave June 6, 2004
Get the jack the beanstalkmug. A world like no other, a world of getting smashed, puking eggs, knicking tramps hats, taking the piss out of Russ using his ammunition, w00ting and using a shoe as a mobile phone. Should this world end, remember kingys world will live you on yo!!
by Dave January 14, 2004
Get the Kingys Worldmug. 
"We can't have movies like Blazing Saddles, or shows like Monty Python of Beavis & Butthead because of political correctness!! >.< watch, if I put up some movie with fucked-up humor, it'll be taken off not because it's racist or stupid or anything, but because of politics!!! >_<"
by Dave January 15, 2004
Get the political correctnessmug. Short for "Weird Al Yankovic".
A living legend that has made his name in spotlights for creating clever parodies of other hit songs. He even starred in one movie called UHF, which was highly underappreciated then, but now it's a cult classic. Overall, Weird Al is better off in music than in movies, despite how funny UHF was.
A living legend that has made his name in spotlights for creating clever parodies of other hit songs. He even starred in one movie called UHF, which was highly underappreciated then, but now it's a cult classic. Overall, Weird Al is better off in music than in movies, despite how funny UHF was.
"Hey I know this song it's......hey this isn't Weird Al!!"
-me hearing a song that sounds like one of Weird Al's spoofs, until it turns out not to be Weird Al
-me hearing a song that sounds like one of Weird Al's spoofs, until it turns out not to be Weird Al
by Dave June 21, 2004
Get the Weird Almug. *A name for a type of alcoholic beverage. The '.' before '45' may actually be absent, but I wouldn't know because I don't drink off my ass and know every name for every alchy out there.
*The nickname for the Colt M1911A1, a semiauto, 7-round, .45ACP handgun.
*The nickname for the Colt M1911A1, a semiauto, 7-round, .45ACP handgun.
"You gotta drink plenty of fluids like Colt .45 malt liquor y'see!!"
-Bill Cosby.....no, he didn't really say this; it's something my older brother made up, and is a rip on what Bill Cosby said to a little girl in bed with the flu
"The Colt .45 is my most favorite handgun, or one of my most faves. It's almost one hundred years old and it would be cool to own one. ^_^ other than that it's really a powerful handgun!"
-me
-Bill Cosby.....no, he didn't really say this; it's something my older brother made up, and is a rip on what Bill Cosby said to a little girl in bed with the flu
"The Colt .45 is my most favorite handgun, or one of my most faves. It's almost one hundred years old and it would be cool to own one. ^_^ other than that it's really a powerful handgun!"
-me
by Dave January 18, 2004
Get the Colt .45mug.