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oh, my, gawd

How a valleygirl would say, "oh my god", to start another one of her senseless conversations about shit.
"Oh, my, gawd. Becky, look at her butt. That is, like, so..."
-a valleygirl

"Oh, my, gawd, like, I just had my period and, like, I have the urge to be all pissed off for, like, no apparent reason!"
-a valleygirl
by Dave March 30, 2004
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metempsychosis

"Metempsychosis is another term for reincarnation. Not too many people are familiar with this word."
-me
by Dave March 21, 2004
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Cum Bubble

When your dick is stoped up and you come a bubble.
It fucking hurt when the bitch sucked the cum bubble out of my stoped up dick.
by Dave October 24, 2003
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raped

1. To be completely destroyed in a game, never having a chance or an attempt at beating the opponent(s).
An7i HeRo: LMAO! U JUST GOT RAPED U FUCKING NOOB! MAYBE NEXT TIME! IM SO L33T
RENEGADEJESUS3: awww man, that sucked. ur such a haxzor anti. i got raped up the ass...
by dave April 12, 2005
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Calabrese

Someone who has unusually large genitalia.
Fred is a calabrese, he is hung like a horse.
by Dave April 8, 2005
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alabama briefcase

Noun. 24 pack of keystone light canned beer. chosen to be carried daily by men from alabama to their local fishing hole or bowling alley, since actual work is out of the question, because they wouldn't have the energy mustered up to beat their wives.
hey skeeter... is we goin fishin, then you outta bring your "alabama briefcase"
by dave April 21, 2005
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Mutton dressed as lamb

Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.

Often abbreviated to "mutton".
"So how was last night?"
"Terrible, the place full of mutton."
"Mutton?"
"Mutton dressed as lamb."
by Dave November 6, 2004
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