dave's definitions

ocified

Being completed wasted to the point you dont know what to do with yourself.

Man if i hit that shit again ill be ocified

by dave July 9, 2004

camel toe

Appears when a woman's labias are protruding, and thus can be seen even when she has clothes on.

"She had a camel toe.....I thought about how badly I wanted to rub her pussy, but I had to keep calm."
-me

by Dave July 9, 2004

ISO-666

A fictional standards document which interchangeable "brutal death metal" bands refer to when writing their songs.

The new Yattering album is definitely ISO-666 compliant.

by Dave July 9, 2004

theospammer

An evangelist who visits discussion groups, especially those used by other faiths or multi-faith groups, posts religious tracts, and doesn't bother contributing to or even reading the follow-up discussion. An example of the theospammer is the Islamic "lorrainelee" from Yahoo Groups, who regularly spams the Pagan and Gothic-lifestyle groups.

Also known as espamgelists and Manic E-Preachers.

Someone please ban that theospammer!

by Dave July 9, 2004

Louis Farrakhan

A racist, anti-white, anti-semitic leader of the racist cult the Nation of Islam.

Promotes hatred of whites and Jews, and believes whites were created in a lab, are white devils, and that Judaism is a gutter religion.

Propegates hatred against whites and Jews while hiding behind the tired defense that blacks can't be racist, when they infact can.

What up white devil? You opppress the black man. I want you all to kill the white man, the white devils, and Jews, they knew about 9/11, they hate us. Kill them, but pretend we can't be racist.

by dave July 10, 2004

Vagina

The female genitalia, also the most sexual part of the female body. It's said that practicing cunnilingus is the most wonderful thing you can do for a woman, and expresses love, admiration, and it makes her look sexy......but given the purposefully-mysterious nature of women, these have yet to be confirmed as "fact".

Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.

"I always loved pussy, but back when I was in 7th grade, I was called a fag because I preferred pussy over tits. YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!"
-me

"If I had a girlfriend and we were extremely intimate, I'd have my fun with pleasing that sleek, hot, luscious, succulent pussy of hers. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^ There are SO MANY ways to have fun with pussy. ^-^ ^-^ ^-^ You can rub it, lick it, massage it, stick it, cuddle it, stroke it, and MORE!"
-me

by Dave July 11, 2004

gloat

An extremely wide, teethy smile. Often childish, and pretty much obnoxious and rude.

"That retard kept gloating everytime he laid eyes on me. I shoulda told him 'you're about two seconds away from wearing that smile around your ass'. But no, I'm a nice guy. Being a nice guy is actually a VERY difficult life, perhaps much harder than being a mean guy. Although it pays off, you have to be VERY patient too."
-me

by Dave July 11, 2004