dave's definitions

befrazzle

So out of it that someone could shit in your mouth and you would think it was taco-bell

I am so befrazzled i could fuck myself

by Dave January 29, 2004

shalackers

big feet

"shit...look at the shalackers on him!"

by Dave February 4, 2004

burn the bacon

When some dumb fuck like Brownie leaves something under the grill and goes into the lounge to have milk and cookies whilst the kitchen catches fire.

"You twat Brownie!! You burnt the sodding bacon again!!

by Dave January 22, 2004

hamtaro

A japanese anime about a hamster, named Hamtaro, and how he hangs around a bunch of other hamsters, all with different personalities, and how they......well, what DO THEY DO? Do they experience life? Do they hang around doing shit about shit? WHAT!?

"Hamtaro is an ok show though. You really could do worse. Wanna watch Pokemon instead?!"
-me

by Dave April 1, 2004

achtung

ahck-tohng
ahck-toong

Deutsche (german) word for "warning" or "alert".

"Achtung, achtung! Der amerikaner blah blah blah......I still have yet to master deutsche. -_- "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

american

*A person born in the United States Of America.
*A legal resident of the United States Of America.
*A personality.

"Ah'm an american, dammit."
-that hick from Beavis & Butthead.....what was his name? He was their neighbor.

by Dave January 16, 2004

Mooreonic

How a Mooreon acts; liberal acting under the influence of Michael Moore's insanely liberal rhetoric.

PERSON ACTING MOOREONIC:
"America is the evil! Michael Moore is my Jesus because he has revealed to me the truth that George W Bush is the most evil man in the world and is more evil than all dictators combined! George W Bush kills babies and Saddam Hussein has never done such a thing! And the NRA celebrates children dying of gun-violence! Americans are stupid! Long live communism! Keep on rockin' in the free world! Fuck America! Wooooo!!"

by Dave January 5, 2005