dave's definitions

word on the streets

Popular belief. Often ghetto terminology for this meaning.

SETTING : IN A SCHOOL
"I heard you don't know what a cat is."
"What?"
"Word on the streets."
"It was a joke."

by Dave January 30, 2004

panda'd

To win a pissing match.

Pandas do handstands while pissing in order to mark their territory as high as possible so that shorter pandas can not come along and piss over their piss.

I panda'd this thread.

by Dave November 22, 2004

excape

Future pronunciation of the word "escape". Sometimes this word is said by the same people who say the word "nuculer".

"Hit excape to go to the main menu."
-someone playing a computer game

by Dave March 18, 2004

shitarse

a shitarse is a coward,a turn coat or a good for nothing grass,commonly despised by everybody

see him over there he's a proper shitarse

by dave November 25, 2004

Shaghad

Now spelt "Shagohad", making this word a typo.

"Shagohad is the Metal Gear in MGS3."
-me

by Dave September 9, 2004

the end

The two infamous words used to represent a conclusion. Sometimes. Pronounced "thuh end" by retards.

"In second grade I said 'thee end' and I was in a conflict with someone saying that it's really pronounced 'thuh end'."
-me

by Dave June 14, 2004

Beavis & Butthead

Quite possibly the greatest cartoon ever made. If not for this show we would not have any other silly show we have today. Beavis & Butthead, while combining crude, childish humor, is very intelligent, which is pure irony considering the show's purpose and storyline.

"Heheheh...hey Butthead! Heh, heheh..."
-Beavis, the blonde dude

"Hey Beavis...you flipped the bird. Uhuhuhuhuh..."
-Butthead, the brown-haired dude

by Dave March 30, 2004