dave's definitions

nine-one-one

*The name for the phone number to call in case of an emergency.

*What some people call Nine-Eleven.

"Quick call Nine-One-One!!"
"What's the number?!"

by Dave November 30, 2004

plumpkin

A plumpkin is the act of receiving oral sex while taking a dump. Could be considered gross, but the feeling achieved during orgasm is really pulsating.

My buddy got his first plumpkin last night and nearly busted his prostate!

by Dave March 31, 2005

paper

Slang term for "money".

"I take that papuh."
-CJ stealing some dough

by Dave November 29, 2004

SOG

A well-known manufacturer of survival & combat knives.

"The SOG Tigershark is their biggest knife."
-me

by Dave November 4, 2004

owwww

Common phrase used by Britney Spear in songs. Also used as a pause breaker to start a conversation, although it has many other uses, and can be used randomly throughout conversation.

"OOOOOwwwwwwwww, alright like?"
"OOwwwwww, cush like"
"My chinks itchy as fuck, oooooowww"

by dave May 13, 2005

gooder

Short for do-gooder. A person who is helpful and righteous to an annoying degree.

Hey 'gooder! Stop looking over here and go polish your halo.

by Dave October 8, 2006

Sketchin

To be sketchy

Why are you sketchin man?

by dave April 24, 2003