dave's definitions

education

Something that one should receive to realize that America is a decent country. Also something that one should receive to live a good life. Oh sure, it's hellish, but it will serve you well in the long run. ^_~ this I know for a fact.

"You hate America? Sheesh get an education!"
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

kick

1)a swift blow, delivered a leg
2)relax
3)a pleasing occurance or object
4)harm

1look how far that KICK went
2im juts gonna KICK back
3 no school today, KICK!(derived from kick ass
4 im gonna kick your ass

by Dave January 31, 2004

yestergay

a gay male now in a heterosexual relationship or marriage. Not the same as ex-gay, which is someone who seeks a religious conversion to abandon homosexuality.

After years of bad relationships with men, he finally found a woman he loved enough to want to marry.

by dave December 6, 2003

philly cats

a ghetto person from Philadelphia Pa.

You man these philly cats are fucking crazy.

by Dave January 29, 2005

short bus

a person who rides the short bus. in other words a retard

Oh my fucking god John, shut the fuck up you short bus riding freak.

by dave February 27, 2003

wizard

An ounce of ganja. Derived from the famous Wizard of Oz. (An oz is an ounce)

I got me a phatt wizard of bashment last night.

by dAVE July 2, 2003

DiC

They most recently butchered "I Ran", an 80's song from A Flock Of Seagulls. They use some young punk's version as the themesong for their dub of Knights Of The Zodiac, which is equally embarassing to watch.

As our Towers fell, there were snooty aristocratic frenchies shaking hands over some negotiation for some-odd billion dollars for financing the DiC corporation. Sounds good! Too bad it's being spent on shit. >.<

"*some little kid saying this* DiC"

by Dave January 14, 2004