dave's definitions

Ocelot

One of the major characters in Metal Gear Solid, who was in MGS and MGS2, and will make a grand appearance in MGS3, as a young GRU unit.
Ocelot's full name is recognized as "Revolver Ocelot", and given the first name of his codename he fancies revolvers.

"An ocelot never lets his prey escape."
-Ocelot, MGS3

by Dave September 9, 2004

hic

Short for "hiccup".

"I got the hics right now...*hiccup*..."
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004

beach scarring

When one leaves remnants in the bowl after one drops a deuce.

"Mike, I had to bring in a HAZMAT team to clean up your beach scarring when i went to the can."

by dave March 28, 2003

nena

a fat bastard that lives in my house

nena u fat bastard!!!!

by dave April 20, 2005

Americoon

An African-American.

"Don't mess with an Americoon, raghead!"
-a black dude with patriotism

by Dave June 13, 2004

conundry

Kill Sean. See stear.

Clayton: "I'm bored."
Dave: "That is quite the conundry."
Sean: <--- Dead

by Dave November 10, 2003

slippery feather

(Noun)
1. An unnaturally sly or clever person.
2. A tricky or sneaky chap.
3. Somebody capable of achieving wildly unlikely or especially unexpected feats.

Mitch just got that chicks number with some crazy bullshit story he pulled out of his ass. What a slippery feather.

by Dave April 20, 2005