dave's definitions

joojoobs

A type of soft, chewy, succulent candy, often fruit-flavored.

"Ralf, from Ed, Edd'n'Eddy, likes joojoobs."

by Dave March 26, 2004

the red button

See nuclear button.

"During the Cold War there was much fear about whether or not we'd really have to use the red button."
-me

by Dave September 28, 2004

Hotitty-hoe

specific form of "hotitty" - my hotitty-hoe, your hotitty hoe, etc. - a specific hot chick

"Yo dawg, I saw your HOTITTY-HOE at the supermarket yesterday."

by dave April 8, 2003

one holed skin flute

mouth organ.

she was playing the mouth organ when all of a sudden the spit guard started drippin'

by dave April 10, 2003

shiss

Form of defecation that resembles urine as much as feces; liquid poo.

Matt just let some shiss rip in the toilet

by Dave April 6, 2003

Thessaloniki

Greek city with a population of around 1 million people. The mose beautiful city in Greece and has been voted one of the top 5 most beautiful cities of Europe.

by Dave September 21, 2003

SEAL

Sea, Air, Land.

A SEAL is a highly-trained special forces soldier of the US Navy. Part of a group of 2, 4, 8, or no higher than 16 other SEAL's, Navy SEAL's are pretty much the modern-day ninja; they are trained to meld in with the scenery and attack without being noticed. Their bodies are trained and pushed beyond almost human-limits.

"Not everyone can be a SEAL. In fact, you'd have to be superhuman to be one! If you really want to be a SEAL, you really have to want it."
-me

"The only easy day was yesterday!"
-SEAL Motto

"If you're called to duty but you're not ready, then you've failed."
-SEAL Moral from an officer

by Dave July 6, 2004