dave's definitions

somerset night

Modern Haloween

There was this well scary dude called Troy hangin' round the bins on Somerset Night

by Dave January 29, 2004

Sucked in

Mean spirited Australian (or at least Melbourne) schoolyard slang to express one's enjoyment over a friends misfortune or suffering. Similar to the German word 'schadenfreude'.

Person 1: Shit man, my...my dad just died!
Person 2: Bwahaha! SUCKED IN!

by Dave April 4, 2005

lemos

An animal that shoots poop from it's eyeballs!

Look out man that cow is a lemos!

by Dave March 2, 2004

tesicle tyrant

A gay guy or a skank that like to suck balls.

Oh, man, Elton John is such a testicle tyrant....

by Dave July 6, 2003

Hotitty-hoe

specific form of "hotitty" - my hotitty-hoe, your hotitty hoe, etc. - a specific hot chick

"Yo dawg, I saw your HOTITTY-HOE at the supermarket yesterday."

by dave April 8, 2003

one holed skin flute

mouth organ.

she was playing the mouth organ when all of a sudden the spit guard started drippin'

by dave April 10, 2003

Butt Geiser Surpriser

Also known as the BGS, this is a loving sexual act in which the giver urinates up the butt of the recipient.

BGS tournaments are also known to occur in some parts of the United States, though the rules of the tournament aren't well known.

I couldn't believe the sensation brought on to me after receiving my first BGS.

After years of BGSing, I have a permanent limp.

by Dave February 12, 2004