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A vadge is a term used to describe those who take pleasure from the unhappiness of others. If they suspect that someone may be enjoying themselves they will go to extreme lengths to cause unhappiness. Due to their frequent repeated use of the same phrase they are often mistaken as the son of a Plastic John, however a genetic investigation has showed that vadges are not 100% human, but the results of failed test tube experiments.
If left unattended may form SMEGMA,
A toxic fungus.
I was feeling rather happy but I've been vadged and now I feel like shit.

It looks like a vadge, smells like a vadge and sounds like a vadge, luckily I didn't step in it!
Vadge by Kung Of The Duckheads March 10, 2019
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Derived from vagina. Similar in meaning to wuss, wussy, or wimp. A person with no backbone. Pussy is used in much the same way.
Don't be such a vadge!
vadge by Stan B. January 16, 2003
(Noun, From Vagina) - 1. The female opening though which a dick is inserted for sexual pleasure. (cf. asshole and fuck) 2. A name which ardent anti-feminists name their daughters, which may also be used to refer to any member of the female sex.
1. Did you fuck her vadge, or did you just hit her in the shitter? 2. Hey Vadge, how about passing that blunt already?
Vadge by Buttfuckme August 23, 2017
Means female sexual organ/hole :)
You can describe someone as being vadginous - meaning being like a cunt :D
vadge by dave January 2, 2004
Short for Vagina. A term for a girl/woman. vagina,pussy,cunt

My adhd head came up w/ it.
Vadge, shut up!
Yo Mike, tell your vadge to stop bitching!
Vadge come here, i wanna see u naked.
vadge by jt-where July 7, 2004
verb. To re-rack. This is command often given when re-racking is necessary in a beer pong game.
"I just sank that 4th cup. Vadge it up."
vadge by Garden Utopia November 15, 2005
Vadge (short for vagina)
Man, her leggings were so tight that you could clearly see her vadge spladge.
Vadge by Halfords lower June 11, 2018