dave's definitions

Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3

An arcade game in Doom III, where you get to punch a turkey 'til it explodes! Now THAT is true entertainment. ^.^

"You can find this fun game on the first level of Doom III, in the cafeteria."
-me

by Dave August 15, 2004

uber

Some times used to refer to a person from the upper peninsula of Michigan. Likely from the Germany meaning of the word as “Above”.

Those ubers might as well be part of Canada.

by Dave February 17, 2005

The Bast

Reffering to the most horrifying person, possibly in the world - Guy Sebastian.
Made up by Ross Noble on Triple J.
Can be Used as a deregatory comment.

jeez, you must have had a rough night, you look like the bast

by Dave January 5, 2005

Cock barf

A word used in the same context as bullshit, its somewhat literally means an indescribable substance coming from a dick.

That guy was full of cock barf.

What a load of cock barf.

by DAVE December 2, 2003

nesting

The act of covering a toilet seat in toilet paper to avoid contamination from urine and tiny shit particles on the seat.

Yo there were so many skid marks in that toilet I had to nest that shit!

by Dave February 3, 2004

road cone

when one gives head to another, from the passenger seat, while the receiver is driving a vehicle

we was drivin down the I95 and this bitch gave me road cone....it was gooood....the bumpy road helped

by dave November 11, 2003

Pumkin

Code word used when one speaks about a nigger.

That pumkin has been on wellfare all his life.

by Dave October 30, 2003