dave's definitions

Monty Python

*A politically-incorrect, hilarious British comedy, which evolved into a franchise that even spawned movies like The Meaning of Life and, best of all, The Holy Grail.

*"frontal-nudity python"

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy; it's divine to own a dick...from the tiniest little tanger, to the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or john thomas...hurray for your one-eyed trouser-snake...your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or you cock...you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock...but don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back. Uuh thank you very much."
-that singer from The Meaning of Life

by Dave April 20, 2004

hypocrate

One of many human personalities, regardless of what politicians or activists say about each other.

"I'm a hypocrate a lot of times, though I hate to admit it."
-me

by Dave January 15, 2004

7.62x51mm NATO

One of NATO's military firearm calibers. The 7.62x51mm NATO cartridge is often used in allied (American, UK, German, French, etc) machine guns, sniper rifles, and even a few assault rifles (such as Heckler & Koch's G3A3).

The civilian 7.62x51mm NATO round is the .308 Winchester.

by Dave February 1, 2004

mungger

putting your mouth on the vagina of a dead female while someone jumps on her stomach to release her insides into your mouth.

I mungged the dead girl

by dave October 14, 2003

artsfiend

a person who loves art.
e.g. literature, paintings, fashon, architecture, poetry. . .etc.

you are an artsfiend

by dave December 12, 2003

clown wig

The untrimmed pubic hair bush of a grown man.

She told me my clown wig was tickling her nose.

by Dave February 10, 2004

dangler

A true fucking champion

"dangler, a true fucking champion"

by dave September 15, 2003