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Dink

The pet name given to his penis by Steven "Baldy" Banbury.
Stevie got out his dink and beat Pete around the room!
by Dave March 17, 2005
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MRE

Meal Ready to Eat
Meal Rejected by Everyone
Meal Rejected by Ethiopeans

Otherwise known as "C-Rations". MRE's are basically pre-ready food for use on the battlefield. High in calories, they are capable of lasting for weeks as well. MRE's usually consist of canned food, such as beans. MRE's are often rationed to be a whole day's meal, complete with a desert (which is usually a chocolate bar). MRE's also have drinks that only require warm water to become ready to drink.

MRE's may not be home-cookin', but it'll do ya good.
"MRE's are DEFINATELY rejectable by ethiopeans!"
-me
by Dave March 28, 2004
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foo bar

foo bar is very often used in computer programming, used to declare a (temporary) variable.
Most probably, "foo" and "bar" came from "foobar," which in turn had its origins in the military slang acronym FUBAR. The most common rendition is "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition"
Suppose we have a function named bar and a variable foo. To call the function we use foo bar.
by Dave August 2, 2006
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facewash

in a hockey fight when one player rubs the smelly ass plah of his hockey glove up and down the other players face, like he was washing his face, its one of the most annoying and aggrivatting things, not to mention degrading, a badass move.
oh man, stock just gave that guy a nice facewash, bet hes pretty pissed
by dave February 7, 2005
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generals

*Another word for "testicles", similar-sounding to "genitals".

*See Command & Conquer : Generals.
"Ah!! You kicked me in the generals!!"
"Don'tcha mean privates?"
"I said genitals!"
"Oh sorry I have yet to get used to your accent. Sorry."
by Dave June 29, 2004
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Mother Russia

Refers to Russia, or even the age of the Soviet Union. Sometimes referred to by natives of Russia.
"Mother Russia."
-russian dude if asked where he was from
by Dave March 26, 2004
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bijin

bee-jeen
bee-zheen

Japanese for "beautiful woman".
"She's such a bijin...^-^ "
by Dave April 23, 2004
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