dave's definitions

Oysterfest

An area in which there occurs an abundance of females in relation to males. It is the opposite of the popular term "Sausagefest".

"My girlfriend is making me attend a local women's rights convention... it's going to be a total oysterfest."

by Dave August 12, 2008

access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

by Dave October 17, 2003

ip

A term used to describe a good looking girl.

- "Hey, Look at the ass on that chick"
-(In agreement) Yeah.. there is some serious IP around tonight

by Dave March 1, 2004

chuco

"little man"

He's a chuco with a big heart!

by Dave July 29, 2003

Aubry

The greatest female ever.

Dave and Aubry made out on a local park bench, then later went back to Dave's place, had a couple of drinks, and what else would be left? Can't tell.

by Dave November 23, 2004

kunoichi

koo-noy-chee

Female ninja.

"Kunoichi are one of my fetishes. ^.^ "
-me

by Dave January 8, 2005

New York's Finest

Refers to the NYPD (New York Police Department), or to any other police officer operating within the state of New York, albeit preferably New York City, Manhattan, Brooklyn, and other well-known major cities.

"Don't underestimate New York's Finest.....yeah right. Damn cops. lol jk"

by Dave May 19, 2004