dave's definitions

Hu Jintao

The president of China....apparently he's the world's 3rd worst dictator. He is known for enforcing online spies & executing roughly 4000 people a year.

Libby-Lib : "I'd rather have Hu chink for president instead of Bush."

Me : "And you liberals claim to be so smart."

Libby-Lib : "We are man! We know the truth behind this country!"

Me : "Have you ever bothered to think that the truth is something you find on your own, and not from others?"

Libby-Lib : "Have you ever bothered to think that what they are saying IS truth?"

Me : "Ugh....someone shut this crybaby up..."

by Dave July 6, 2004

Gameboy Advance

AKA : the triumphant return of the Super Nintendo!

"The GBA is 32-bit, but the games remind me of the glorious ol' days of the Super Nintendo....^_^ ^_^ ^_^ "
-me

by Dave June 14, 2004

Steeple

Verb: To jab someone in the bare anus, or in the anal area with clothes on, a sharp object, which may or may not resemble a church steeple. The two index fingers of each hand placed together may be used as a steeple.

Noun: The object being used to steeple someone, as described in the verb form above.

I'm going to steeple you so bad.

Watch out for the steeple!

This shampoo bottle will make a good steeple.

I'm going to steeple you.

by Dave March 4, 2003

Kung Pow

The name of easily the funniest damn kung-fu rip ever made! Anyone who doesn't like it is clearly a fucking squarehead who couldn't have a sense of humor if his life depended on it. Director Steve Oedekirk (spelling?) said that a sequel, for NOW, would be impossible because of the fact that making Kung Pow was expensive, and since it flopped, it further hurt the possibility.

"Naaaaaaahahaaaaaa....."
-Betty, aka Master Pain

SOME PUNKASS : "Aw that movie was fucking retarded."
ME : "That was the whole idea; that's why it's funny!"
SOME PUNKASS : "I know but they made a good job on making it retarded."
ME : "Squarehead...-_-' "

by Dave January 17, 2004

A-Dub

The shortened term for a weapon in Counterstrike called the AWP Magnum (Arctic Warfare Purpose), the most powerful sniper rifle in the game, but also the most hated.

"*after being killed by someone with an A-Dub* YOU A-DUBBIN' PUSSY!!!!!"

by Dave January 15, 2004

be

Supposedly the pronunciation of "me" from african-americans.

"Why you axkin' be?"

by Dave January 16, 2004

lecture

An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.

"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004