darren thomson's definitions

funny shit

This word is used in a situation where your mate has said something pretty funny but you couldnt be fucked to laugh so you just say funny shit

Tommo: Oi nathans a stupid cunt
Ben: Funny Shit

by Darren Thomson April 23, 2005

lunchtime

The time to get out of the clasroom and do some bad shit and funny shit.Usally we takle cunts, start fights with silly fuckers, piss teachers off and just destroy shit.It is the time to be bad and do what you want.Should be called badtime.

Shaun:Oi fellers i dnt like the look of that cunt lets bash him.
Rest of us:Yeah alrite lets get him

by Darren Thomson April 29, 2005

whats going on

It is used in the same situation as whats happening.It is used before you say whats happening.

Tommo:arhhhh my arm kills....whats going on its still hurting...arhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....whats happening.

by Darren Thomson April 30, 2005

tension

Tension is uncomfortable situations like riding away on a moto butt naked and loving it. It is tripping over infront of cops on purpose and just all out the stupidest shit you could think off. Its also a video done by the east coast boys on there bodyboards.

Tommo: have you seen the movie tension
Ben: yeah man how funny is it they do the best tensions.

by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005

whats happening

When your confused and dont no whats going on you say this.Tommo usally uses this cause he is always confusede and doesnt no whats going on.

Ben:Fuhkn oi bra cumom what the fuck you doing.
Tommo:I just stacked and the pain wont go away its hurting bad shit.
Ben:hahahahah
Tommo:arhhhhh whats happening.

by Darren Thomson May 4, 2005

austraya

Once living in australia for ages you start saying words the aussie way.Austraya is the aussie word for australia,your not australian if you dont say it like this.

Tommo:What country do you live in.
Lebo:Ausralia bro
Tommo:hahahaha you shit cunt i live in austraya

by Darren Thomson May 3, 2005

skater shoes

A gay term used by ben johnson.

Tommo:Whats up braz.
Ben: Lets get our skater shoes on guyz and go for a skate.
Tommo:What a ofter pay

by Darren Thomson May 10, 2005