darren thomson's definitions

ya mum

If someone is teasing you, you can just put "ya mum" infront of their comment and you have a better comment.

Ben:Your gay.
Tommo:Ya mums gay.
Ben:Your a fuckwit.
Tommo:Ya mums a fuckwit
Ben:Fuck you.
Tommo:Fuck ya mum.
Ben:Go away.
Tommo:Tell ya mum to go away.

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

taxi ears

taxo ears means you have the biggest fucken ears ever.

Tommo: my grampa has taxi ears.
Ribbs(losty): hehe mine doesnt.

by Darren Thomson April 26, 2005

mc shit

Mc Shit is where you go to mac donalds and mc nuggets and mc chip and fucken mc big mac and the go to the toilet and chuck a big shit in the toilet without flushing it and leaving it to stink out the whole place

Tommo went into maccas the other day and done the biggest mc shit ov ever seen they had to evacuate the whole place

by Darren Thomson June 10, 2006

homemade smokes

It is where you get all the old Butts with bits of tabbaco in them, then you put it all together and get a piece of paper and role it up and fucken smoke it and its fucken crazy shash.

Tommo:lets make a homemade smoke
Aaron:Aight
Tommo:(makes it)......PUFFFFFFFFFF.......hmmmmmmm crazy shash.

by Darren Thomson June 15, 2005

off his head

Pissed as a mofo and on his fucken arse

Tommo: Look at ribbs he is off his head
Ben: Hahahahahaha yeahh

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

nachos

Something that isnt yours but being said in a diffeent way then not yours.

Ben:Pass over the tinnie
Tommo:Its nachos cunt,its mine
Ben:fuck ya

by Darren Thomson April 30, 2005

ud

Its a short cut to for Urban Dictionary.
It is for all those lazy cunts that couldnt be fucked to type the whole thing.

Tommo:What you doing this arvo lad
Ben:Going on ud
Tommo:What, urban dictionary
Ben:Yeahhh ud

by Darren Thomson April 30, 2005