darren thomson's definitions

homemade smokes

It is where you get all the old Butts with bits of tabbaco in them, then you put it all together and get a piece of paper and role it up and fucken smoke it and its fucken crazy shash.

Tommo:lets make a homemade smoke
Aaron:Aight
Tommo:(makes it)......PUFFFFFFFFFF.......hmmmmmmm crazy shash.

by Darren Thomson June 15, 2005

off his head

Pissed as a mofo and on his fucken arse

Tommo: Look at ribbs he is off his head
Ben: Hahahahahaha yeahh

by Darren Thomson April 28, 2005

gloria jeans

The place to hang out and shit but we just go to drink some hot chocolate and get a bite to eat and then go out and get piised and the place to work out what we are guna do in the night.

Tommo:Oi josh lets go to gloria jeans
Josh: yeah ay i fell like a hot chocolate and we will work out where to get pissed

by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005

ud

Its a short cut to for Urban Dictionary.
It is for all those lazy cunts that couldnt be fucked to type the whole thing.

Tommo:What you doing this arvo lad
Ben:Going on ud
Tommo:What, urban dictionary
Ben:Yeahhh ud

by Darren Thomson April 30, 2005

nachos

Something that isnt yours but being said in a diffeent way then not yours.

Ben:Pass over the tinnie
Tommo:Its nachos cunt,its mine
Ben:fuck ya

by Darren Thomson April 30, 2005

skateboarder

Some one who has 100% more skill than a rollerblader, 100% more determination, 100% more accuracy, 100% more fitness, and just all out is 100% better than a rollerblader.A standards are 100% higher in skateboarding than rollerblading and its 100% harder than rollerblading which makes it 100% more challenging than rollerblading meaning that the sport will go 100% further than rollerblading.

Skateboarding is The Shit

by Darren Thomson April 27, 2005

lunchtime

The time to get out of the clasroom and do some bad shit and funny shit.Usally we takle cunts, start fights with silly fuckers, piss teachers off and just destroy shit.It is the time to be bad and do what you want.Should be called badtime.

Shaun:Oi fellers i dnt like the look of that cunt lets bash him.
Rest of us:Yeah alrite lets get him

by Darren Thomson April 29, 2005