danielle's definitions

skeif

An offensive comment used when ever approriate, it means what you want it to mean

You skeif
gordons a skeif!
what a bunch eh skeifs liyk

by Danielle November 26, 2004

bushwhacker

A kid at my school who was caught beating his meat in the bushes by the bus and has henceforth been known by the entire school as "Bushwhacker".

Hey Bushwhacker! Long time no see!

by danielle February 13, 2005

cockass

An exhortation indicating severe displeasure with the current circumstances.

Mariah Carey survived a heroin overdose? Cockass!

by danielle February 12, 2005

jacknut

n. a moron; one who "jacks nuts" or beats off.

Hey, jacknut you missed the fucking turn back there.

by danielle November 30, 2003

cockblast

N. 1.)The jism blasted from a cock. 2.) A person who reminds you of such jism.

Man, why are you acting like such a cockblast?

by danielle February 12, 2005

camels hump

opposite of camel toe
when a man has on tight pants and has a visible lump in the crotch area.

That male ballet dancer is sportin' a serious camels hump.

by danielle November 12, 2003

masturbatorium

An entire room whose sole purpose is for masturbation. This room may include porno, hand lotion and kleenex, as well as maybe a magazine stand (so you can use both hands, or switch off if need be). A wooden chair and some candles may also be present.

"That little room under the stairs with the sign on it that says 'Jack Shack'? That's just the masturbatorium."

by danielle April 13, 2007