danielle's definitions

fataphobia

person who has a fear of fat people and who constantly insults them.

Yvonne's fataphobia has caused her to shy away from people with unusally large girths because a FAT person sat on her as a child!

by Danielle April 6, 2005

appachu

means no way, or not real, or you told him.

Comes form the words ahhh and phhh.
Ahhh is the word that comes out like unfair.
Phhh is the releasing of air from the chest after the ahhh.

Bob: Hey Bill, wasn't that test hard?

Bill: Appachu!

by Danielle December 8, 2004

strip poker

A cheap but just as exciting version of poker in which no money or clothing is involved

"Poker night tonight?"
"Nah, I'm broke"
"It's gonna be strip style..."

by Danielle December 20, 2004

Twink

Idiot, Loser, Moron, someone who has no idea what is going

Look at that twink playing in traffic

by Danielle December 22, 2004

dubaja

dubaja is the word used when you are in the middle of telling a story and this guy you like gets on AIM and you can figure out how to tel lyour friend you want her to IM him so you point at the screen and say dubaja dubaja until she goes oh andy is one and she IM's him for you

Me: so this one time at band camp i was eating a....Dubaja!
Laura: oh andy is on lets see if he'll come over
Me: was i just telling a story

(i dont really attend bandcamp kiddies)

by Danielle December 31, 2004

pretzel

An imminent threat. Has struck once. Failed. Will strike again.

Afghani terrorists planted pretzels in America. So Bush invaded Iraq.

by Danielle January 5, 2005

red sox

A team who's fans are so arrogant, and ignorant, that they can't seem to grasp the fact that winning ONE world series (in EIGHTY SIX YEARS might I add) does NOT make them the best team in baseball. You may hate the Yankees with every fiber of your being, but that does NOT change the fact that they still have 26 championships, putting them at the top of the baseball chain. Sorry to burst your bubble! Yankees-1923 1927 1928 1932 1937 1939 1939 1941 1943 1947 1949 1950 1951 1952 1953 1956 1958 1961 1962 1977 1978 1996 1998 1999 2000

Red Sox- 1903 1912 1915 1916 1918 2004

Notice our longest span between victories is eighteen years, while yours is eighty-six, we're just better!

Red Sox fans are happy now, but it's just ONE world series. You're the better season, but as YOUR saying goes "Wait 'til next year." Now I can see how you want to bash us because it's a HUGE victory, but okay...you won...now what do you like forward to? You have no rought, it's now just another city of bragging. And next year when we kick your ass, what can you say? You can't blame it on Bambino because that's "over", so what now? Blame it on people being paid off, and "so and so" was sick? There isn't any excuse anymore except the other team is better! So when the Yankees win, you'll just have to admit, you suck!

by Danielle January 5, 2005