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skeif

An offensive comment used when ever approriate, it means what you want it to mean

You skeif
gordons a skeif!
what a bunch eh skeifs liyk

by Danielle November 26, 2004

A team who's fans are so arrogant, and ignorant, that they can't seem to grasp the fact that winning ONE world series (in EIGHTY SIX YEARS might I add) does NOT make them the best team in baseball. You may hate the Yankees with every fiber of your being, but that does NOT change the fact that they still have 26 championships, putting them at the top of the baseball chain. Sorry to burst your bubble! Yankees-1923 1927 1928 1932 1937 1939 1939 1941 1943 1947 1949 1950 1951 1952 1953 1956 1958 1961 1962 1977 1978 1996 1998 1999 2000

Red Sox- 1903 1912 1915 1916 1918 2004

Notice our longest span between victories is eighteen years, while yours is eighty-six, we're just better!

Red Sox fans are happy now, but it's just ONE world series. You're the better season, but as YOUR saying goes "Wait 'til next year." Now I can see how you want to bash us because it's a HUGE victory, but okay...you won...now what do you like forward to? You have no rought, it's now just another city of bragging. And next year when we kick your ass, what can you say? You can't blame it on Bambino because that's "over", so what now? Blame it on people being paid off, and "so and so" was sick? There isn't any excuse anymore except the other team is better! So when the Yankees win, you'll just have to admit, you suck!

by Danielle January 6, 2005

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MERRRRRRRR

A random but funny sound me and Angelle like to make.

Teacher: And class today were going to learn about the testicles....
Me: MERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

by Danielle April 7, 2005

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shithouse

Adj. - Completely and utterly fucking crazy. A derivation and abbreviation of the phrase "crazier than a shithouse rat".

Did you see Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct? That bitch was totally shithouse.

by Danielle November 24, 2005

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Bagel Man

Originated and Steak N Shake, it goes as such.."Bagel man, Bagel man, sees through bagels like nobody can". Works best if you look through the hole while singing.

The bagel man sees through bagels like nobody can!

by Danielle February 9, 2005

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