craig's definitions

nudger

being gay or acting like a twat

tour a nudger

by craig March 28, 2004

spire

the fine art of sex in the belly button

"yo dude, wanna spire me?"

by Craig February 3, 2004

whacks

n. masturbation, usually used in conjunction with 'run'.

Luck always runs whacks in the shower.

by Craig March 15, 2005

lamf

Like A Mother Fucker. Used by Johnny Thunders & The Heartbreakers. LAMF is a gang territory reference, a "keep off out turf" warning.

Like A Mother Fucker

by Craig October 21, 2004

geej

Variant of gg (good game), usually used by the winner for the purpose of rubbing in the win.

Geej, bitches! You just got pwned!!!!11

by Craig March 9, 2005

red sex

sex while the woman is on her period

why is there blood on your bed
because dat dumb hoe din't tell me she was on her reds

by craig March 11, 2003

seiser

Word made up by Craig, in scrabble. When he meant to type Seizure, but cannot spell.

An example is not required in this case

by Craig January 22, 2005