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borra

by craig October 14, 2003
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Spacekitten

Noun
Name for a complete and utter bitch.
She is such a Spacekitten.
by Craig March 7, 2005
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Table Time

While doing a girl from behind while she is bent over a table, the guy leans in close and asks her what time it is. Before she has time to reply, the male yells, "Table time, bitch!" and slams her face into the table.
In an effort to spice up their long marriage Ike decided to execute a textbook table time on Sophia for their 80th anniversary.
by Craig January 12, 2004
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flying fuck

by craig March 12, 2003
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Double yoker

"Whatchya trying ta do, make me look like some sort of double yoker?" Mike Reid as Frank Butcher in Eastenders
by Craig August 27, 2004
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snurpouart

A snurpouart is a mixture of the words - sneeze, burp, cough and fart. Meaning you do all of these at once... I wonder how it would sound?
Whoah! I never expected a snurpouart to sound like that!
by Craig June 15, 2004
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heated

To equip ones self with one (or more) firearms.


Example:
'Man, go get heated and we'll meet up under the bridge to take out them useless exscuse for gangsters.'
by Craig January 1, 2005
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