craig's definitions

net slang

acronyms used for quick typing on the net. usually used during instant messaging sessions or games of red alert 2
see also ffs omg wtf fouc mfc

ffs where have u been?

by craig February 16, 2004

geej

Variant of gg (good game), usually used by the winner for the purpose of rubbing in the win.

Geej, bitches! You just got pwned!!!!11

by Craig March 9, 2005

Hopai

It's a word you give to a person if he/she wants to take revenge on things that are goverment-based and illy run. a male hopai's roar is defined by a loud M16 like sound, which is likely to frighten away cool-minded little roachers when they least expect it (or when they're acting "cool").

A Hopai's prey is little lump-legged rap-loving third formers. Hopai's natural enermy is a Mrs. Burrows. She shoots sharp lawsuit papers out of her anus to catch her prey. Unfortunaly when it comes to catching a Hopai there's hardly any success, as the Hopai is very fast.

There has only been one Hopai that has ever existed. He goes by the code-name "Lance" or "Hopai".

by Craig March 16, 2004

bar it

when you cant be bothered to do something

p1: we need to do work
p2: nah bar it!

by Craig June 27, 2003

roisin

river city character
kick ass character with a low manly voice who has some of the best scottish one liners on a scottish soap

"i love Roisin she is a legend, she is fierce"

"she is such a Roisin i love her!"

by craig January 26, 2005

Boria

(n.) A want-to be pimp and player. He get even get play from his mamma.

There is a boria being turned down by another girl.

by craig March 30, 2003

seiser

Word made up by Craig, in scrabble. When he meant to type Seizure, but cannot spell.

An example is not required in this case

by Craig January 22, 2005