161 definitions by craig
Taken from the Borket Family of Ipswich in Australia who choose to breed internally so their family tree has no branches despite seeking medical advise against incest. Term hence used to describe an incredibly stupid act.
You Borket!
by craig November 24, 2003
by craig December 9, 2004
I met this great guy last night and took him home. He told me he had never fucked another guy before. I told him not to worry. I bent down and spread my cheeks and he tried to stick his cock up my arse but his lack of experience showed, as it took him several attempts to get it in the hole. He was a clackerwhacker!
by craig October 10, 2004
by craig April 19, 2005
When your girlfriend finds out your cheatin on her, and in then when your in bed with her she twists your dick like a chinese burn on your arm
by craig March 12, 2003