craig's definitions

coitus interuptus

When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.

Damn dude i had a great coitus interuptus, i kept going for soo long

by craig March 11, 2003

snurpouart

A snurpouart is a mixture of the words - sneeze, burp, cough and fart. Meaning you do all of these at once... I wonder how it would sound?

Whoah! I never expected a snurpouart to sound like that!

by Craig June 15, 2004

heated

To equip ones self with one (or more) firearms.


Example:

'Man, go get heated and we'll meet up under the bridge to take out them useless exscuse for gangsters.'

by Craig January 1, 2005

erogenous zones

their are atleast 9 you have to pay attention to during foreplay sex and after sex.
1. upper lip
2. finger tips
3. armpits
4. nipples
5. g-spot
6. clit
7. ass
8. thighs
9. toes/feet

She loves me
how you know?
cus i took care of all her erogenous zones

by craig March 12, 2003

international ganja day

one of the grestest days. 20th April. 4/20. Smoke weed on this day!!!

dude whens it IGD?
20th april
thats 6months fuck it, lets light up

by craig March 12, 2003

Auce

Created by craig and jeffrey the most idiotic people ever create by god, it simply means the short version of awesome but uses the "sauce" with out the s therefore making the sauce sound without the S so thus leading to auce the most maddest thing in the world??? or not u stupid idiots why would u look up words anyway this is the stupidest site i have ever seen

"man that car is so auce???"

by craig April 11, 2005

anorgasmic

incapable of an orgasm

dylon is anorgasmic

by craig March 12, 2003