craig's definitions

monkey butler

A terminology that, if applied in a certain way, can be deemed offensive.

As the guests arrived back at Faversham Retreat, exhausted from a day of Big Game hunting, they were greeted by Lord Fotheringham-Smyth's ever courteous monkey butler, who politely ushered them into the Portrait Room for pink gin and cucumber sandwiches.

by Craig July 7, 2004

whizzle

a White guy with black qualities

Anyone by the name of Craige

by Craig December 11, 2003

erogenous zones

their are atleast 9 you have to pay attention to during foreplay sex and after sex.
1. upper lip
2. finger tips
3. armpits
4. nipples
5. g-spot
6. clit
7. ass
8. thighs
9. toes/feet

She loves me
how you know?
cus i took care of all her erogenous zones

by craig March 12, 2003

coitus interuptus

When in one session of sexual pleasures, you recieve a hand job, blow job, sex, anal sex and finish up with a tit wank. And only cum once at the end during the tit wank.

Damn dude i had a great coitus interuptus, i kept going for soo long

by craig March 11, 2003

DPFC

Don't pay for crap. The tendency of women (mainly those indigenous to the NYC metropolitan area) to not pay for anything on a date.

Don't ask her out, she runs with the DPFC crew.

by Craig January 18, 2005

yamina

yamina is a tall blonde german chick whom is very attractive and loves craig robbins.

dude?! i love craig robbins.

by craig December 23, 2004

tight

Close, almost impossible, lucky.

Ooh, that's a tight squeeze.

by craig May 7, 2004