craig's definitions

torpedo

Slang for a 40oz bottle of beer. Reffers to its similarity in shape to a torpedo.

Can a brother get a buck for a torpedo Dogg?

by Craig October 29, 2002

roisin

river city character
kick ass character with a low manly voice who has some of the best scottish one liners on a scottish soap

"i love Roisin she is a legend, she is fierce"

"she is such a Roisin i love her!"

by craig January 26, 2005

Hopai

It's a word you give to a person if he/she wants to take revenge on things that are goverment-based and illy run. a male hopai's roar is defined by a loud M16 like sound, which is likely to frighten away cool-minded little roachers when they least expect it (or when they're acting "cool").

A Hopai's prey is little lump-legged rap-loving third formers. Hopai's natural enermy is a Mrs. Burrows. She shoots sharp lawsuit papers out of her anus to catch her prey. Unfortunaly when it comes to catching a Hopai there's hardly any success, as the Hopai is very fast.

There has only been one Hopai that has ever existed. He goes by the code-name "Lance" or "Hopai".

by Craig March 16, 2004

Fupalicious

when someone has a FUPA and it is sexy and she (or maybe he???) is over the age of 700

Mrs. Kurey is the most fupalicious teacher I know, and yes I am this nice to all my teachers.

by Craig January 4, 2004

plummy

The word Plummy is used to explain great excitement or appreciation.

Wow! That was Plummy!

by craig May 6, 2004

slug

Kill people, shoot, go through with something you are not comfortable with!

Let's have a slugfest!

We gotta slug it out in battle.

by craig May 8, 2004

spire

the fine art of sex in the belly button

"yo dude, wanna spire me?"

by Craig February 3, 2004