Definitions by crabbadon

hinjew 

A person of half-jew half-hindu descent; that is, someone who always disappoints their mother no matter how many times they reincarnate.

Zeev from the Guild is a hinjew.

hinjew by crabbadon March 12, 2011

the whites 

Much like the blues, but more middle-class and privileged. Essentially a synonym for middle-class guilt.

Ooooh, I ain't got the blues... I've got those "The Big Issue is terribly noble... but the homeless are putting off tourists" New Labour middle-class whites.
~Fascinating Aida, the whites

the whites by crabbadon March 5, 2011

addiction to the knife 

An obsession with or addiction to cosmetic surgery (medically necessary surgery, reconstructive surgery and single uses of cosmetic surgery don't usually qualify). "The knife" in this case refers to the scalpels associated with this sort of surgery.

It's sad that so many celebrities today have an addiction to the knife.

addiction to the knife by crabbadon August 22, 2010

houseboy 

In the mainly gay, mainly fetish and leather community, someone who 'keeps house' in exchange for bed and board, often with a sexual and/or D/s relationship attached. Compare sugar daddy.

Pat noticed his houseboy hadn't done

houseboy by crabbadon August 8, 2010

Freudian penis 

When you say one thing, but mean your mother.

- He was wearing this apron that said kiss the cock, and -

- Kiss the cock? Was that a freudian penis?

Freudian penis by crabbadon January 25, 2010

titpig 

Gay male slang, especially BDSM: a man who is especially aroused by nipple stimulation or pain.

God, John's such a titpig, Look at him get hard over those nipple clamps

titpig by crabbadon April 18, 2009

xtian

An abbreviation of Christian. Purported to have any number of derivations, such as from Latin, or because the letter resembles a cross, but the actual origin is from the greek letter beginning his name, chi, which is written similar to x.

Many conservative xtians, especially in the Catholic church, are against abortion, while some liberal xtians feel that the quality of life is more important than its sanctity.

xtian by crabbadon March 5, 2009