An analogy to explain a certain (usually political) system, beginning with the statement "you have two cows" and explaining what would happen to them under that system, sometimes involving your neighbours and often the government.
Popularly used for many things, including video games and religions.
Popularly used for many things, including video games and religions.
Two cows: You have two cows. You use them to explain a political system.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You milk them and sell the milk.
Democracy: You have two cows. You and your neighbours vote on who gets the milk.
Feudalism: You have two cows. The lord tithes most of the milk and lets you keep the rest.
Zork: You have two cows. They get eaten by grues.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You milk them and sell the milk.
Democracy: You have two cows. You and your neighbours vote on who gets the milk.
Feudalism: You have two cows. The lord tithes most of the milk and lets you keep the rest.
Zork: You have two cows. They get eaten by grues.
by crabbadon December 21, 2007
Get the two cowsmug. Verb, intransitive.
For a song or even movie clip to "shuffle on" is for it to appear on a randomised playlist (which is said to be "shuffled").
See also shuffle
For a song or even movie clip to "shuffle on" is for it to appear on a randomised playlist (which is said to be "shuffled").
See also shuffle
by crabbadon July 06, 2007
Get the shuffle onmug. by crabbadon September 22, 2006
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Get the titpigmug. In the mainly gay, mainly fetish and leather community, someone who 'keeps house' in exchange for bed and board, often with a sexual and/or D/s relationship attached. Compare sugar daddy.
by crabbadon August 08, 2010
Get the houseboymug. An obsession with or addiction to cosmetic surgery (medically necessary surgery, reconstructive surgery and single uses of cosmetic surgery don't usually qualify). "The knife" in this case refers to the scalpels associated with this sort of surgery.
by crabbadon August 22, 2010
Get the addiction to the knifemug. A person of half-jew half-hindu descent; that is, someone who always disappoints their mother no matter how many times they reincarnate.
by crabbadon March 12, 2011
Get the hinjewmug.