A person of half-jew half-hindu descent; that is, someone who always disappoints their mother no matter how many times they reincarnate.
Zeev from the Guild is a hinjew.
by crabbadon February 25, 2011
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a hindu person who grows up in a very jewish area and due to osmosis absorbs jewish customs and ways of life in essence becoming jewish themselves. however they are still proud hindus, so clearly they are hinjews
Kunal why are you such a hinjew?

Its cuz Im from hewlett man.
by dave March 15, 2005
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a person from India who makes mad cash or has mad cash but refuses to spend a dime of it
Adi is a Hinjew who returns $3 pencils for $2 pencils, because that $1 means alot to the rich bastard.
by crazy mike April 30, 2004
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you stupid hinjew you won't share any money and you never shower
by mr pookie July 11, 2008
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A Hindu who is known for their shady business dealings and financial fraud. Typically Gujarati.
Investor 1: "This sounds a little too good to be true, do you think we should risk it?"

Investor 2: "Nah his last name is Patel I think he's a Hinjew."
by Mocha01 March 1, 2022
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Someone who practices Judaism or Hinduism as a foundational religion and incorporates Hindu/Jewish philosophies and practices into their foundational religion.
"Do you practice Hinjewism"
"Tf is that?"
by LmfaoImGay June 12, 2023
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