colin's definitions

2 hand choke hold

For those men endowed enough to this, it can be pretty impressive. Before jumping into the sack with your lover, you grab your raging manhood with both hands, one fist over the other and squeeze (or choke)your penis. This causes the head of the prick to swell up and turn a dark purple.

I decided to show off last night with this girl so I showed her the 2 hand choke hold.

by Colin October 9, 2004

Weirded Out

Alienated by the one you love and who you thought loved you.
See dumped

You got weirded out SON

by Colin October 19, 2004

Dopest

Sickest; coolest; tightest; most awesome.

The was the dopest thing ever man!

by Colin October 19, 2004

nt

Used to turn a positive statement into a negative one.

"Wow, that was amazing!"

"Uh, nt."

by Colin November 12, 2004

goshmontay

A horny retard. Used by the sickest urbs.

Damn! Look at that Goshmontay all up on that special-ed teach!

by Colin November 14, 2004

Uppity

Uppity: rich
Rich people are Uppity

I thought that buying stocks meant you were "way uppity."

by Colin November 24, 2004

Atheist

One who has found that all of the religions known (including atheism) have no evidence and that the effort put into any other religion is not worth the minute posibility that it may save their soul.

I could spend 2 hours a week worshiping God, and if i did pick the 0.0001% chance that it was the right religion then i still cannot do all the self-contradicting things the Bible asks

by Colin February 21, 2004