chad's definitions

sketch factor

A quantitative statement of the sketchiness of an individual, typically measured from 1 to 10.

Chris likes girls who wear bunny ears, sport pigtails and wear glasses. Thus, his sketch factor is a 5.

by chad June 2, 2004

marauder

car similar to a Crown Victoria in style, but has a lot more balls and is often confused with police cars

2003 Mercury Marauder
2004 Mercury Marauder

by Chad December 11, 2004

floater

An old male prostitute.

Don't go in the bathroom between 7:00 and 8:00, that's when the two-tone floater is in there!

by chad January 26, 2005

Minnesnowta

The state of Minnesota between the months on October and April.

Brrrr! I'm from Minnesnowta! Yah, sure you betcha!

by Chad December 1, 2003

telelogophobia

A fear of certain television logos, including, opening/closing logos, and station/network identifications. Caused by any combination of bad graphics/animation, and creepy, primitive music. Some commonly feared logos include Viacom's V of Doom and Screen Gems' S From Hell

Telelogophobia is more common than you think.

by Chad June 10, 2004

WC

Water closet, shitter

Where's the WC? I need to take a dump.

by Chad December 27, 2003

Crackers

Plural. A thin crisp wafer or biscuit, usually made of unsweetened dough.

Crackers make this chili awesome.

by Chad September 24, 2003