Shlits

A most extreme case of "the Shits."
To be shitting uncontrolably.

-My belly hurts, I think I have the Shlits!
-I'm not eating that, that stuff gives me the Shlits!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Terry

He’s a giga chad

Terry is legit chad wtf ?!??!

by Chad July 31, 2021

Yagay

You're gay ... a palindrome, can be said frontwards and backwards to the same effect

Yagay. And Yagay backwards

by Chad February 27, 2004

butt goblin

After wipping ur ass the tiolet paper shreds and entagles itself in ur ass hair also known as tiolet paper wholies

dude i got a crazy butt goblin in my ass pubes

by Chad October 31, 2004

code red

A military term used when "justice" is to be served in a unit.

Col. Jesep, did you order the code red. I want the truth.
You can't handle the truth.

by Chad May 01, 2004

fagitism

The practice of disappointing your father by being a faggot

I noticed your son is in the play at school, he must have caught the bug of fagitism.

by Chad May 02, 2004

Napper Crapper

A very useful invention. An easy chair with a built-in toilet, color TV, phone and refrigerator (full of beer of course), designed to eliminate the need to move.

Wow, thanks to my new Napper Crapper 9000, I can watch the game, guzzle beer, and never have to go to the bathroom! That lever on the side flushes the toilet!

by Chad December 17, 2003