chad's definitions

Feather Assed

A term used to describe the tickling of a persons ass with a feather.

I wish I had that guys car and he was feather assed, we'd both be tickled!

by Chad December 11, 2004

smooth jazz

See muzak.

Smooth jazz is great for elevators, cubicles, and the dentist's office.

by Chad June 20, 2004

electric fence

Something that should not be urinated on.

When nature's callin' don't be stallin'
Use your common sense.
Before you let it flow find a place to go, just Don't Whiz On The Electric Fence!

by Chad February 21, 2004

goral

The act of receiving oral sex from a homosexual counterpart.

Jordan C. likes to have goral with Devin A. every tuesday night.

by Chad November 13, 2004

niggapino

A non-derogatory term used to describe a person that is half Black and half Philipino.

Fool, you know I can dance, I'm niggapino!

by Chad December 11, 2004

smud

the mixture of one's ass-mud with a load of hot steaming man sauce. Once the creamy chowder and ass-mud have combined and fermented over a week long span of time, the gooey, sloppy substance that is then shat becomes the ever mysterious smud.

Smud is manufactured in Sacramento, Ca.

After I knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, I shit on her, fucked her, then some smud fell out of her ass. It was well aged to perfection. It had the punget aroma of dead fetus.

by chad July 16, 2004

podge & rodge

irish pupet comidy.
two pupits (podge & rodge) sitting on a bed telling urbon legonds & myths.

shut up ya feckless rouge

by chad February 19, 2004