chad's definitions

valve oil

Oil used to lubricate the valves of a brass-wind instrument.

My valves are sticking. Where's my valve oil?

by Chad June 20, 2004

crawesome

a mix of cool and awesome, for those of you who dont know the REAL source of this word, it originated in palmer, said by a kid named thorton depriest.

ahhh thorton, you were crawesome last night!

by chad January 4, 2004

writin' stick

rural slang used to describe a writing utensil such as a pen or pencil

Hang on BILLY JOE GET MY DAMN WRITIN' STICK

by Chad July 21, 2004

Napper Crapper

A very useful invention. An easy chair with a built-in toilet, color TV, phone and refrigerator (full of beer of course), designed to eliminate the need to move.

Wow, thanks to my new Napper Crapper 9000, I can watch the game, guzzle beer, and never have to go to the bathroom! That lever on the side flushes the toilet!

by Chad December 17, 2003

earf tone

A black individual that speaks an excess of ebonics.

Snaps that earf tone has some mad game yo! Eyes dit ent see dat 1 cum in.

by chad September 3, 2004

Kim Jong Il

An Evil Commie peice of shit.

Kim Jong Il starved his own people. He gets all the imports for himself.

Kim Jong Il is a huge fan of Daffy Duck.

by chad April 8, 2005

Minnesnowta

The state of Minnesota between the months on October and April.

Brrrr! I'm from Minnesnowta! Yah, sure you betcha!

by Chad December 1, 2003