chad's definitions

Feather Assed

A term used to describe the tickling of a persons ass with a feather.

I wish I had that guys car and he was feather assed, we'd both be tickled!

by Chad December 11, 2004

Cork It

To shove an obect in a persons orfus to keep them from, talking, farting, shitting, pissing, etc.

-I was on the freeway when I really had to piss, I had to cork it.
-You run your damn mouth all the time, cork it!

by Chad December 11, 2004

froo

pretentious, gaudy, expensive

My mother bought that froo doily at the boutique.

Also; froolish;froolishness

by Chad September 8, 2003

schmoop

To be disrespected by another who has not experienced the schmoopiness himself

She was schmooped in the back of the class.

by Chad December 14, 2004

Fishing Pole

A sex act in which the woman is sitting on the man's lap with her back facing his chest. When the man reaches climax, he drops her off the end of his pole along with the other fishies.

After meeting Maxine in a bar, Darren took her back to his place and fish poled her.

by Chad November 12, 2003

wreck my shit

To totally fuck someone up. As in to beat their ass or just fuck up someone's day.

I wouldn't mess with that guy, he might wreck my shit.

The Patriots beat the Panthers... Well, that just wrecked my shit.

by Chad February 8, 2004

smud

the mixture of one's ass-mud with a load of hot steaming man sauce. Once the creamy chowder and ass-mud have combined and fermented over a week long span of time, the gooey, sloppy substance that is then shat becomes the ever mysterious smud.

Smud is manufactured in Sacramento, Ca.

After I knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, I shit on her, fucked her, then some smud fell out of her ass. It was well aged to perfection. It had the punget aroma of dead fetus.

by chad July 16, 2004