chad's definitions

wreck my shit

To totally fuck someone up. As in to beat their ass or just fuck up someone's day.

I wouldn't mess with that guy, he might wreck my shit.

The Patriots beat the Panthers... Well, that just wrecked my shit.

by Chad February 8, 2004

smud

the mixture of one's ass-mud with a load of hot steaming man sauce. Once the creamy chowder and ass-mud have combined and fermented over a week long span of time, the gooey, sloppy substance that is then shat becomes the ever mysterious smud.

Smud is manufactured in Sacramento, Ca.

After I knifed and killed your 80yr old grandma, I shit on her, fucked her, then some smud fell out of her ass. It was well aged to perfection. It had the punget aroma of dead fetus.

by chad July 16, 2004

mung butter

Simply take a good batch of mung, which you can find in any dead bitch, and spread it on some toast and enjoy.

Dame that mung butter was fucking great!

by chad September 3, 2004

bitchtied

bondage for a bitch

by chad August 28, 2003

niggapino

A non-derogatory term used to describe a person that is half Black and half Philipino.

Fool, you know I can dance, I'm niggapino!

by Chad December 11, 2004

balloonjuice

1. Insincere or empty talk, nonsense
2 interj. Nonsense!

Can the balloonjuice and get back to work.

You bought a new Porsche for $50? Balloonjuice!

by Chad December 7, 2003

suckafreely

It means like you not a chump... like you know, no one ain't gonna diss you

Me and the decline g's is all suckafreely n' shit

by Chad July 21, 2004