chad's definitions

rocket scientologist

One who thinks they're so smart, but really dumb as a sack of hammers.

That man is a real rocket scientologist.

by Chad December 3, 2003

valve oil

Oil used to lubricate the valves of a brass-wind instrument.

My valves are sticking. Where's my valve oil?

by Chad June 20, 2004

crawesome

a mix of cool and awesome, for those of you who dont know the REAL source of this word, it originated in palmer, said by a kid named thorton depriest.

ahhh thorton, you were crawesome last night!

by chad January 4, 2004

sketch factor

A quantitative statement of the sketchiness of an individual, typically measured from 1 to 10.

Chris likes girls who wear bunny ears, sport pigtails and wear glasses. Thus, his sketch factor is a 5.

by chad June 2, 2004

marauder

car similar to a Crown Victoria in style, but has a lot more balls and is often confused with police cars

2003 Mercury Marauder
2004 Mercury Marauder

by Chad December 11, 2004

floater

An old male prostitute.

Don't go in the bathroom between 7:00 and 8:00, that's when the two-tone floater is in there!

by chad January 26, 2005

candy victim

A person clearly overweight due to excesive over munching.

"Hey Jimmy, lets throw cheesies at that Candy Victim."

by Chad January 10, 2005