chad's definitions

floater

An old male prostitute.

Don't go in the bathroom between 7:00 and 8:00, that's when the two-tone floater is in there!

by chad January 26, 2005

marauder

car similar to a Crown Victoria in style, but has a lot more balls and is often confused with police cars

2003 Mercury Marauder
2004 Mercury Marauder

by Chad December 11, 2004

sketch factor

A quantitative statement of the sketchiness of an individual, typically measured from 1 to 10.

Chris likes girls who wear bunny ears, sport pigtails and wear glasses. Thus, his sketch factor is a 5.

by chad June 2, 2004

revolver ocelot

Revolver Ocelot is an extremely gifted gunslinger. He is quite slick with his Colt Single Action Armies.

Revolver Ocelot smoked a couple of guys with his Colt SAA.

Revolver Ocelot is quite slick.

by chad April 8, 2005

crawesome

a mix of cool and awesome, for those of you who dont know the REAL source of this word, it originated in palmer, said by a kid named thorton depriest.

ahhh thorton, you were crawesome last night!

by chad January 4, 2004

Isler

Multiple Uses:
1. One who tans way too much ... often schedules an entire day around "catching rays"
2. One who naps way too much
3. One who closely resemble Biff from Back to the Future
4. One who talks all day about getting with a chick, then sees her at a party and doesn't even speak to her.
5. One who would rather be fucked in the ass all day than be forced to masturbate all day.

I can't tell if that guy is black or just an isler.

That lazy frickin isler is sleeping again.

Hey look! Its the guy that played Biff in Back to the Future! No wait, its just an isler.

That guy could be feeling all over those fake boobies, but hes too much of an isler

Masturbate all day? Are you kidding? Just fuck me in the ass and call me isler.

by Chad February 29, 2004

valve oil

Oil used to lubricate the valves of a brass-wind instrument.

My valves are sticking. Where's my valve oil?

by Chad June 20, 2004