bumbleclot's definitions

premature ejaculation inducer

a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.

much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.

by bumbleclot July 11, 2006

blue collar

Blue collar does NOT simply refer to working class people. Blue collar workers are working class people whose jobs consist of MANUAL labor.

A white collar worker may also be a member of the working class. In some cases white collar workers make less money than blue collar workers.

Construction laborers are blue collar workers.

by bumbleclot May 14, 2009

amine

Amines are organic compounds and functional groups that contain a basic nitrogen atom with a lone pair. Amines are derivatives of ammonia, wherein one or more hydrogen atoms are replaced by organic substituents such as alkyl and aryl groups.

Not to be confused with anime.

Chlorpheniramine is an antihistamine that helps to relieve allergic disorders due to cold, hay fever, itchy skin, insect bites and stings.

Anime refers to faggy cartoons that are produced in Japan and watched by emo american kids. Call it japanimation to piss them off.

by bumbleclot January 2, 2009

side straddle hop

U.S. Army term for jumping jacks.

Drill Sergeant: You're going to do the side straddle hop until you puke.

by bumbleclot May 20, 2009

closet hottie

A person whose extreme hottness is kept discreetly hidden (usually by modest clothing).

I had no idea that girl was such a closet hottie. She was hiding that body under that baggy sweatshirt all winter.

by bumbleclot December 1, 2009

mosquito wings

Humorous slang term for private's stripes in the U.S. Army. Mosquito wings signify a rank of E-2, whereas no stripes signify a rank of E-1.

A soldier typically receives his/her mosquito wings after 6 months of active duty.

by bumbleclot April 1, 2009

googow

"Google" as pronounced in Pittsburgh (see Pittsburghese).

Yinzer #1: How many superbows did da Stiwwers win?
Yinzer #2: I dunno. Googow it.

by bumbleclot July 19, 2010