27 definitions by bumbleclot

St. Patrick's Day

The one day of the year when it is socially acceptable to be shitfaced during the day, whether you're at school, work, etc.

Normally I would not go to class drunk at 9:00am, but it's St. Patrick's Day.

by bumbleclot March 17, 2010

closet hottie

A person whose extreme hottness is kept discreetly hidden (usually by modest clothing).

I had no idea that girl was such a closet hottie. She was hiding that body under that baggy sweatshirt all winter.

by bumbleclot December 2, 2009

Biw Cahr

Bill Cowher, former coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers, pronounced in pittsburghese.

Biw Cahr used ta coach da Stiwwers

by bumbleclot January 12, 2009

maths

How people outside of the U.S. refer to mathematics.

Crikey! I bloody hate maths, mate!

by bumbleclot May 5, 2009

premature ejaculation inducer

a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.

much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.

by bumbleclot July 12, 2006

humpity-hump

Used to define an unknown quantity.

John: How much did that cost?
Rob: Oh, I dunno. Thirty-four dollars and humpity-hump cents.

by bumbleclot June 5, 2009

miscarriage

God's method of abortion.

About 10-20% of pregnancies will result in miscarriage (this statistic is from mayoclinic.com).

Thank God that welfare-sucking bitch had a miscarriage.

by bumbleclot May 6, 2009