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Jackrussel on LSD

when sum little ugly cunt looks like a jackrussel that has just taken lsd
hey look at that crack hoe she looks like a jackrussel on lsd, lets frow shit at her!
by BRAD September 8, 2004
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no-ass

A no-ass is a person who does not have enough muscle or fat in their posterior to be able to support a pair of pants. No-asses often don't know how to use overalls or belts. The typical no-ass is not very active and will often be labelled a 'skater'. The only way for these people to know how to wear pants so that they don't drop to their wearers' knees every 10 feet is by forcing them through a course where they will try endlessly to find a way to wear their pants so they don't fall.
That no-ass over there should learn how to use a belt. Hell, if he can't afford one, I'll be more than glad to buy it for 'em.

While walking, I saw a no-ass bend over to pick something up he had dropped, and almost threw up when I saw his pants hanging so low his entire ass was exposed. Wearing underwear of course.

That no-ass should get a belt, looks like he has to raise his pants almost every ten seconds to keep them from falling down to his knees.
by brad September 11, 2004
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vagayna

Vagayna: Usually used in terms of a very loose pussy. This being said, it's so loose you can barely feel the friction.
Damn, she doesn't have a vagina! She has a Vagayna......
by Brad September 15, 2004
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Bodegas

The most stylish, sexy, amazing film ever released. From the brilliant minds of " Random Entertainment " Bodegas rocks more than Bill Nye and the the white power ranger... put together.
by Brad September 22, 2004
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sprigger

A small brad without a head;
Middle english for source of water.
(BTW (for those to lazy to click above): a brad is a small spike; slight side projection instead of a head; or a childs name.)
My name is brad, I have no head therefore i am a sprigger, however i do have a brad instead of my head thus meaning im not exactly a sprigger but a half sprigger being one with a brad in his head
by Brad May 13, 2005
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KABLOOM!!!!!

What a flower does while opening in spring
Damn son that flower you picked for your mom just kabloomed in your face!!!
by brad May 13, 2005
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telp

how a child with a speech impediment yells for help.
Telp guys telp me telp me guys i've fawen an i cant get tup
by brad May 13, 2005
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