brad's definitions

twelve

a number, after eleven and before thirteen. anything else is classified as a regional colloquialism.

ten (10), eleven (11), twelve (12), thirteen (13)...

by brad March 13, 2004

jaboobly

otherwise known as 'the shit showers', and being piss drunk or sick can cause this condition. it is when a wicked diarrhea is taken and right after, or during, your diarrhea you have to vomit. this vomit has to cause the diarrhea to splash up and hit you in the face.

'Mr. Lumpy, I can't make it to work today. I just had a case of the jabooblies and it is still stuck to my face, and sludge in my eye also.'

by Brad March 7, 2005

Recanize

Realize
Know who you are talking to

Guy: Wow, you are cool
Me: Recanize

by Brad June 20, 2003

gemini

best car in the world best in tiger gold with mirror tints and four wheels

by brad June 12, 2003

the fart & flour test

n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.

(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"

by brad July 21, 2003

upgraditis

A terminal condition, the main symptom of which presents as the insatiable desire to upgrade.
A word originally coined by Isaac Sibson, and now increasingly prevalent in internet based discussions.

'Isaac, I have a great new cam, but now I want loads of accessories too.'
'Yes Brad, you have upgraditis.'

by Brad April 6, 2004

urching

to throw-up, be sick, vomit, etc.

That motherfucker at the party was urchin' everywhere!

by Brad January 22, 2004