233 definitions by brad

derived from brad champagne

hands that feel like alligators
bodan has eel hands, grosssssssss
by brad April 18, 2004
everything in the world has gone wrong
Son-of-a-fuckin-bitch! Everything in the world just went wrong!
by Brad February 18, 2005
A theoretical being that some philosophers use to discuss consciousness. A zombie is identical to a regular person in every way (including his behavior), except that he has no subjective, conscious experience at all. The thought experiment goes something like: "How do you know if someone is a zombie?"

Philosophers like John Searle assert that the theoretical possibility of zombies severely hinders our ability to observe and study the phenomenon of consciousness objectively.

Many materialists, however, assert that if a being was structurally and behaviorally identical to a regular person, then consciousness would result as an emergent property -- zombies cannot exist.
Daniel Dennett doesn't believe in zombies.
by brad December 01, 2003
The cause of the stupid things you do while your high on marijuana
dave:"Dude you spilled my drink on my playstation biatch" roger: "Sorry man its the stonage"
by Brad May 17, 2004
A baby lion
There was a gur in the jungle. He had a hot lion mommy with six breasts.
by Brad March 17, 2004
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