brad's definitions

the fart & flour test

n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.

(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"

by brad July 21, 2003

gemini

best car in the world best in tiger gold with mirror tints and four wheels

by brad June 12, 2003

barnyard barnes

An alias used by certain people to hide their true identity and sound like a country yokel.

See also:
Andreas Barnez; thorax; Gumby;carcass; Token White Guy (TWG); ashtray; bones

Where are you Barnyard? Casa de Barnes or the farm?

by Brad March 1, 2004

urching

to throw-up, be sick, vomit, etc.

That motherfucker at the party was urchin' everywhere!

by Brad January 22, 2004

Quay Teow

1. Chinese fried noodle dish
2. Mixed drink containing Bundaberg Rum (Aus), orange juice and dry ginger ale.
3. An alias used by certain people to hide their true identiy and sound Chinese.

Abbreviation: KT


Quay Teow; Kway Teow; Kueh Teow

Hey there Kway Teow

by Brad March 1, 2004

upgraditis

A terminal condition, the main symptom of which presents as the insatiable desire to upgrade.
A word originally coined by Isaac Sibson, and now increasingly prevalent in internet based discussions.

'Isaac, I have a great new cam, but now I want loads of accessories too.'
'Yes Brad, you have upgraditis.'

by Brad April 6, 2004

jaboobly

otherwise known as 'the shit showers', and being piss drunk or sick can cause this condition. it is when a wicked diarrhea is taken and right after, or during, your diarrhea you have to vomit. this vomit has to cause the diarrhea to splash up and hit you in the face.

'Mr. Lumpy, I can't make it to work today. I just had a case of the jabooblies and it is still stuck to my face, and sludge in my eye also.'

by Brad March 7, 2005