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jaboobly

otherwise known as 'the shit showers', and being piss drunk or sick can cause this condition. it is when a wicked diarrhea is taken and right after, or during, your diarrhea you have to vomit. this vomit has to cause the diarrhea to splash up and hit you in the face.
'Mr. Lumpy, I can't make it to work today. I just had a case of the jabooblies and it is still stuck to my face, and sludge in my eye also.'
by Brad March 7, 2005
mugGet the jabooblymug.

Jargon Games

Jargon games is a small flash gaming site.
by Brad June 9, 2003
mugGet the Jargon Gamesmug.

leather

leather is short for leather jacket used more by punks.
hey you going to paint your leather soon?
by brad February 12, 2005
mugGet the leathermug.

barnyard barnes

An alias used by certain people to hide their true identity and sound like a country yokel.

See also:
Andreas Barnez; thorax; Gumby;carcass; Token White Guy (TWG); ashtray; bones
Where are you Barnyard? Casa de Barnes or the farm?
by Brad March 1, 2004
mugGet the barnyard barnesmug.

twelve

a number, after eleven and before thirteen. anything else is classified as a regional colloquialism.
ten (10), eleven (11), twelve (12), thirteen (13)...
by brad March 13, 2004
mugGet the twelvemug.

Glofkus

A gummy residue or the sticky remnants of food, oil, poop, whatever.
Damn, you used so much KY on that bitch, she's covered with glofkus!

After making a PB&J sandwhich, ones knives are usually covered with the glofkus of the food.
by BRad October 19, 2003
mugGet the Glofkusmug.

F.U.C.K.

when ya have sex with someone
by Brad September 25, 2003
mugGet the F.U.C.K.mug.

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