brad's definitions

douch

a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife

john edwards is a complete douch

by brad November 30, 2003

Mad Caddies

One of the best ska bands to date, right behind streetlight manifesto and the old catch 22they have an insane trumpet player who got things put on his teeth just to play better. thats dedication. if u think im lying that they rock then go download some songs

The Mad Caddies song "monkeys" is awesome

by brad December 5, 2004

coalesce

to have sex with

me and teddy were watchin them derned coalescent films

by brad June 2, 2004

boozin'

verb. The art of drinking booze.

Hey, where we boozin' tonight?

by Brad March 3, 2005

hip pop

1.crap "rappers"(eg. Ja Rule) who do dumb duets with laydees(eg. Ashanti) and create absolute crap(eg. Mesmorise)
2.Crap
3.seewordja ruleword

Daym that man was dancin hip pop last night

by Brad July 7, 2003

blythe henson

Sexy ass blonde texan with the nicest ass ever created on a womans body

DAMN!..I wanna do Blythe Henson.

by BRAD October 19, 2004

dorko

A slang version of the word dork. Like goober.

Megan is such a dorko.

by Brad February 20, 2009