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boflex

boflex is a fake rolex watch. The second hand tends to tick and or go backwards opposed to the real rolex which sweeps in the correct motion.
I purchased this boflex watch off a vendor in NY
by Brad May 13, 2005
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tragic flaw

Thing that killed almost everyone in almost every play writen more than 200 years ago
Edipus thought he was cool but then he fucked his mom...that was his tragic flaw
by Brad March 12, 2003
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bogan

A fascinating beast. The majority of the species are hideously repugnant and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and populate an area known as the outer west. It is quite common to find five or six offspring in each family group, often with a different father for each new baby.
Their habitat consists of a weatherboard or brick-veneer dwelling and is characterised by an early-model Holden or Ford in the driveway surrounded by a group of males discussing why the carby is stuffed and the results of last night's footy (a primitive gladiator-like spectator sport enjoyed by most bogans).
The female of the species, while smaller in stature, is far more loud and aggressive than the male. While the males tend to be very friendly and congregate with other males, the females spend most of their time in supermarkets and shopping malls, using a shrill high-pitched call to discipline their children and contact other females.
Males and females rarely interact socially except during breeding season, which is otherwise known as Friday night. During this time, females are allowed to enter the male-dominated area known as "the pub" and display their impressive coloured plumage to a prospective mate.
Herein lies an intersting phenomenon. Males will often fight over a particularly attractive female and she will mate with only one male, while some less attractive females have been known to have several partners simultaneously.

Ahhhh. The wonders of nature.
Chris Franklin, Eric Bana as "Poita" on Fast Forward, most of Campbelltown.
by Brad June 4, 2004
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runescape

The ultimate free online game. People rip on it because of the graphics but in reality if you were a true gamer graphics dont really matter as much as the gameplay does. Runescape is a game you play for the enjoyment of doing quest and have multiple jobs to do. You can do a lot in the game that you could do in any other game.
"Man im so bored." "dude you should play RS (runescape) "whats that?" a badass free MMORPG. "tight! what should i do?" "go make a character any way you want, and ill help you out." "sweet dawg!"
by Brad January 6, 2005
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Game Boy Advance

The forgetton system, as everyone is too busy concerning themselves with PS2, X-Box, and Gamecube.
The Game Boy Advance is great for long car rides.
by Brad June 9, 2003
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yellow bone

Above example sufficeces
by brad October 19, 2004
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Used my extremly sweet people to make others feel like shit
Girl:Oh my gosh you are so totally hot
Schweet dude: ..........
by brad June 11, 2006
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