brad's definitions

douch

a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife

john edwards is a complete douch

by brad November 30, 2003

350z

an attractive, powerful, and luxurious car. the performance is superb and so is the pretty much everything about the car.

The Nissan 350z is more than a second slower than the latest Skyline GTR in the 1/4th mile.
The 350z is in no way as quick as a Skyline GTR.

by brad October 11, 2003

son-of-a-fuckin-bitch

everything in the world has gone wrong

Son-of-a-fuckin-bitch! Everything in the world just went wrong!

by Brad May 13, 2005

Kway Teow

1. Chinese fried noodle dish
2. Mixed drink containing Bundaberg Rum (Aus), orange juice and dry ginger ale.
3. An alias used by certain people to hide their true identiy and sound Chinese.

Abbreviation: KT


Quay Teow; Kway Teow; Kueh Teow

Let's get KT (indicating the necessity for food)
Let's get KT (indicating hatred and rage toward Andreas Barnez)

by Brad March 1, 2004

coalesce

to have sex with

me and teddy were watchin them derned coalescent films

by brad June 2, 2004

boozin'

verb. The art of drinking booze.

Hey, where we boozin' tonight?

by Brad March 3, 2005

hip pop

1.crap "rappers"(eg. Ja Rule) who do dumb duets with laydees(eg. Ashanti) and create absolute crap(eg. Mesmorise)
2.Crap
3.seewordja ruleword

Daym that man was dancin hip pop last night

by Brad July 7, 2003