brad's definitions

the fart & flour test

n. A simple test to rank the obesity of others.

(Upon observation of a really fat bastard)
"Geeez. You wouldn't want her to fart in your last pound of flour"

by brad July 21, 2003

birdcage

Term used to describe someone with a protruding sternum and a skeletal body type.

See also:
ashtray; carcass;

What's the matter with you birdcage?

by Brad February 26, 2004

A couple few

The proper response to the officer who asks you "Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?"

And I was so drunk I told the cop "A couple few"

by Brad May 14, 2004

Fossado

A rare ingredient that you can only obtain when you mix a potato, a tomato... And a lot fo alcohol.

Person 1: *hic* Hey, you wanna sing the fossado song?
Person 2: ...Yeah.
All: One fossado, two fossado, three fossado, four! Five fossado, six fossado, seven fossado, MOOOOORE!

by Brad March 21, 2005

cheeze nipper

Really stupid or annoying girl

Dude did you hear what that cheeze nipper said shes retarded!

by Brad January 8, 2003

tbh

To be honest

tbh Bard` is a complete plonker clearly

by Brad January 30, 2003

leather

leather is short for leather jacket used more by punks.

hey you going to paint your leather soon?

by brad February 12, 2005