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Clownshoe

"he was packing a clownshoe when Danny Rodriguez was killed at the DmV"
by Brad March 16, 2003
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upgraditis

A terminal condition, the main symptom of which presents as the insatiable desire to upgrade.
A word originally coined by Isaac Sibson, and now increasingly prevalent in internet based discussions.
'Isaac, I have a great new cam, but now I want loads of accessories too.'
'Yes Brad, you have upgraditis.'
by Brad April 6, 2004
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gemini

best car in the world best in tiger gold with mirror tints and four wheels
by brad June 12, 2003
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barnyard barnes

An alias used by certain people to hide their true identity and sound like a country yokel.

See also:
Andreas Barnez; thorax; Gumby;carcass; Token White Guy (TWG); ashtray; bones
Where are you Barnyard? Casa de Barnes or the farm?
by Brad March 1, 2004
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truero

The union of True and Hero. A true hero. Someone of heroic truth. Without doubt, a hero. hero
1) Hercules is a truero.
2) And we will remember them as trueros, because they gave their life for their country in a time of war.
3) Only those who have died will earn the title "Truero".
by Brad October 21, 2004
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no-ass

A no-ass is a person who does not have enough muscle or fat in their posterior to be able to support a pair of pants. No-asses often don't know how to use overalls or belts. The typical no-ass is not very active and will often be labelled a 'skater'. The only way for these people to know how to wear pants so that they don't drop to their wearers' knees every 10 feet is by forcing them through a course where they will try endlessly to find a way to wear their pants so they don't fall.
That no-ass over there should learn how to use a belt. Hell, if he can't afford one, I'll be more than glad to buy it for 'em.

While walking, I saw a no-ass bend over to pick something up he had dropped, and almost threw up when I saw his pants hanging so low his entire ass was exposed. Wearing underwear of course.

That no-ass should get a belt, looks like he has to raise his pants almost every ten seconds to keep them from falling down to his knees.
by brad September 11, 2004
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Stabbler

One who is skilled in the art of penetration
"My boyfriend is a real Stabbler"
by BrAd December 29, 2004
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