bobby's definitions

stiffy

something Lee gets when he sees glen

lee cracks a fat when he sees glen

by bobby March 15, 2005

I.B.S.

Identified Butt Snatcher: The close cousin of the UFO's. The aliens that drive the IBS have been identified and scientifically classified. Instead of probing the ass, they simply probe it with their own "Tool".

If youre lucky you will have a close encounter with the IBS and they will take you to Uranus

by bobby April 5, 2003

ash katchum

A crazy bastard with a corny voice that stars in the kiddy cartoon pokemon.

He has the voice of Ash Katchum!

by bobby April 12, 2004

phuk

The new cool way to spell FUCK

Phuk, the Phuking, Phukers.

by Bobby November 19, 2004

rockford

City of homeless, unemployed rednecks in northern Illinois. Rockford is like a little hick town except it is quite big, with all the problems of a big city!

I'm gonna go pick up some hookers and drugs in Rockford and then listen to Toby Keith.

by bobby February 1, 2004

nail

To wordfuck/word.

Mang, I nailed that bitch to the wall.

by bobby March 14, 2003

down for the count

Any man that is unable to achieve an erection even after taking medications such as Viagra, Cilias... etc.

also associated with whiskey dick and shooting pool with a rope.

Grandpa was unable to bang granny on their 50th anniversary. Man, I think he is down for the count.

by bobby April 1, 2004