bobby's definitions

phuk

The new cool way to spell FUCK

Phuk, the Phuking, Phukers.

by Bobby November 19, 2004

Nay

A baby that has been anally discharged prematurely.

Sally nayed and couldn't shit for a week.

by Bobby March 26, 2005

failed state

Countries with a corrupt government, a falling economy, and a growing poverty rate.

Countries such as Haiti, Afghanistan, Liberia, Congo, Burma, Bosnia, and Tajikistan are good examples of failed states.

by Bobby February 25, 2005

ash katchum

A crazy bastard with a corny voice that stars in the kiddy cartoon pokemon.

He has the voice of Ash Katchum!

by bobby April 12, 2004

I.B.S.

Identified Butt Snatcher: The close cousin of the UFO's. The aliens that drive the IBS have been identified and scientifically classified. Instead of probing the ass, they simply probe it with their own "Tool".

If youre lucky you will have a close encounter with the IBS and they will take you to Uranus

by bobby April 5, 2003

hot momma

do in a minute

ian`s mom

by bobby December 15, 2003

down for the count

Any man that is unable to achieve an erection even after taking medications such as Viagra, Cilias... etc.

also associated with whiskey dick and shooting pool with a rope.

Grandpa was unable to bang granny on their 50th anniversary. Man, I think he is down for the count.

by bobby April 1, 2004