bobby's definitions

Ripture

When you take a shit so big the you rip your asshole so much that you begin to bleed and the blood drips down from your asshole into the toilet and a little gets on the shit and dyes the water red.

Bryant Pack took a shit and riptured himself.

by Bobby April 1, 2005

opinion

function: noun
view, judgment, or appraisal formed in the mind about a particular matter that should be kept to yourself.

If I want your opinion I'll beat it out of you.

by bobby April 26, 2003

Slings

Overweight, drug-addicted pedophile. Generally found in the streets of NY, looking for his newest fix.

synonym for FUCKING FATASS

Yo slings, pass the e.

JESUS... YOU FUCKING SLINGS!

by Bobby March 19, 2003

Sibbie

i miss Tracey Leigh Crossett soooooooooo much

i wish you could come back and sing me a song forever.

by Bobby April 27, 2004

Dingle Brownie

A more advanced form of a dingle berry.

Any mass of dried fecal matter clinging to the hairs surrounging the anus.

A cake-like substance not intended for human consumption. Is often found on the ass of obese truck drivers who suffer from cabbage ass.

Man, I thought dingle brownies were a breakfast cereal. I was so wrong. Now I know that they are just the nasty, half-digested leftovers from that truck stop burrito.

by bobby February 3, 2004

siddy cow

one big steamin pile of scuzzlebutt, poop, or a man who dresses up like a cow and likes to have little boys come and milk him

that siddy, was malesting me

by Bobby June 20, 2006

bunkahumpa

one who humps bunkers.

That george is such a bunkahumpa.

by bobby November 29, 2003