1149 definitions by bob

1114
When you crap in your pants, then remove them. You proceed to tell your loved one to close their eyes. Then you proceed to slap her in the face with the excrement ladened under garments.
I gave your mom a mud pie.
by Bob February 20, 2005

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1115
Shervin - AKA an Arrogant, Procrastinating, Annoying, Over-opinionated TWAT
"Man your such a Shervin"
by Bob January 31, 2005

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1116
what pussies say because they are too scared to say fuck or shit
oh shucks i tripped
fuck dude shut up
by bob May 13, 2004

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1117
Where a man punches his partner in the nose, causing blood to drip down the face. Then he ejaculates on the bloody area and swirls his penis in the mixture of blood and semen, creating the look of a peppermint swirl.

by Bob July 09, 2003

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1118
1-0 to the oxford boys, 1-0 to the oxford boys, 1-0 to the oxford boys.
jefferson louis
by bob October 24, 2003

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1119
A slang term form condom
I need to grab a jimmy before going out with the ladies
by bob February 17, 2005

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1120
A sexy sexy bitch who posts on Flamevault!
Prettyboy is one sexy bitch
by Bob May 04, 2003

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