bob's definitions

County Prep

Retarted school where guys liek samuel go to

Man samuel gives good head

by bob February 18, 2003

shut up

Expression of incredulity. Similar to "no way" or "Wow, I can't fucking belive it"

What? My lazy ex got a job? Shut up!

by bob May 20, 2003

cherry

The hymen which is broken upon penetration.

"I popped her cherry"

by Bob August 10, 2003

toxicbomb

A strange creature that plays with a tablet and clay. He is the type of creature that syas hes going to make a cartoon but he gets too lazy(excuses pff). I think its just a.d.d. because that boys got problems. If he was my son, id be like-"BOY, I WILL BACKHAND YOU!" ha, that would show him whos boss. that creature is a no good tally whacker with an IQ of 10. Steer clrea of this menace, for hes a bad, BAD little boy.

Actually, there is none because its not worth the typing.

by BOb February 25, 2004

surface choad

A hot surface on top of ones toaster oven.

Watch out! Don't leave your balls on top of the surface choad!

by Bob October 4, 2003

Pinching a loaf

Or to pinch a loaf - having a shit

1. yo bitch get my dinner ready, i'm gonna go pinch a loaf
2. i wouldn't go in there for 35-40 minutes, some bastards' pinched a loaf

by Bob April 6, 2004

hols

The time of the year that you wait all school year for. It was coined by the British peoples, cuz they are just smart like that apparently. Oh yah, short for holidays.

--Man, I can't wait for summer hols.
--Well, I can't wait for winter hols.
--Dude, I can't wait til hols are fucking over. I'm stuck with my parents the whole time cuz you bitches don't ever do anything fun!
--You're a fag.

by BoB April 23, 2005