A juggalo is someone that eats Monopoly and shits out Connect Four.
Also a fan of ICP (Insane Clown Posse) that scrunches up their nose when singing about macaroni.
Also a fan of ICP (Insane Clown Posse) that scrunches up their nose when singing about macaroni.
What is a juggalo? A dead body. Well he ain't really dead but he ain't like anybody that you ever met before. He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four.
What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phoney He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
What is a juggalo? Well, he ain't a phoney He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni.
by GasterBlasterMasterCasterDisas January 14, 2017
Get the juggalo mug.by robblake April 27, 2008
Get the juggalo mug.An often marginalized youth identifying with the music, values, and propaganda of a musical group called the Insane Clown Posse.
Man 1: My son is going through a phase.
Man 2: Oh?
Man 1: Yeah, he likes this rap group called The Insane Clown Posse. He listens to their music at high volumes, wears their t-shirts which have logos of human silhouettes running with hachets or sinister clown faces, refers to himself as a 'juggalo', speaks of strange dogmas, and insists on buying a sort of pop called 'faygo'.
Man 2: Hmm, that's weird.
Man 2: Oh?
Man 1: Yeah, he likes this rap group called The Insane Clown Posse. He listens to their music at high volumes, wears their t-shirts which have logos of human silhouettes running with hachets or sinister clown faces, refers to himself as a 'juggalo', speaks of strange dogmas, and insists on buying a sort of pop called 'faygo'.
Man 2: Hmm, that's weird.
by giggles78 March 21, 2010
Get the juggalo mug.an animal which can be found in a carnival. it is usually seen following an overweight clown. this animal survives on clown urine (faygo) and bad music (icp, kottonmouth kings, etc.) DO NOT FEED THE JUGGALO
Lulu: Hey! Wtf is that behind that ugly clown?
Hank: Ew! It's a juggalo! Quick! Don't let it smell your better taste in music.
Bubba: mah poppah hunted down sum juggalo fo' mommah and me to feast on. it tasted like garbage.
Hank: Ew! It's a juggalo! Quick! Don't let it smell your better taste in music.
Bubba: mah poppah hunted down sum juggalo fo' mommah and me to feast on. it tasted like garbage.
by omganegro June 26, 2008
Get the juggalo mug.First off, I am not a juggalo (here-on reffered to as "Clown College Dropout). They are a bunch of weiners who follow two Clown College Drop outs about, believing everyword they say and everything they do is divine. They will claim ICP has deep lyrics. But let me give you an example...From the song "Swallow this nut" And I quote, "My clown paint glows in the dark dont be scared
If somthin starts ticklin your ass its my beard" Unquote. Now, tell me does this sound intelligent and deep to you? I didn't think so. Now, back to Clown College Dropouts. Typically, they can be seen at the local mall, preaching about the evils of government and mainstream society, never realizing, mainstream society is the only reason ANYTHING exists. They can usually be heard spouting off to anyone wearing a shirt that says anything other than ICP on it, but when some one steps up, they run. If you want a better definition, see bitch.
If somthin starts ticklin your ass its my beard" Unquote. Now, tell me does this sound intelligent and deep to you? I didn't think so. Now, back to Clown College Dropouts. Typically, they can be seen at the local mall, preaching about the evils of government and mainstream society, never realizing, mainstream society is the only reason ANYTHING exists. They can usually be heard spouting off to anyone wearing a shirt that says anything other than ICP on it, but when some one steps up, they run. If you want a better definition, see bitch.
Clown College Drop out : Man, have you heard that new ICP track?"
Non-retard : No man, ICP sucks.
Clown College Drop out : You just don't get it man,you ain't a juggalom your government is corrupting you, you just haven't found the dark carnival yet.
Non-retard : Whatever, suck my dick you faggot.
Non-retard : No man, ICP sucks.
Clown College Drop out : You just don't get it man,you ain't a juggalom your government is corrupting you, you just haven't found the dark carnival yet.
Non-retard : Whatever, suck my dick you faggot.
by Elduderino October 16, 2006
Get the juggalo mug.A man, usually of Mediterranean or Latin origin, who receives gifts from a woman in exchange for providing her with companionship and sex. Typically, this relationship involves a younger man and an older woman. The younger man will usually have a name like Carlo or Konstantine and he will regularly wax his scrotum and will under no circumstances ever button his shirt higher than his sternum.
by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006
Get the juggalo mug.A huge faggot dumb ass mother fucker with no friends who thinks hes part of a family but that family consists of a bunch inbread lonely goth spackers (mostly white) who act black and think they're hardcore and talk a lot of shit n never have anything to back it up and should not be aloud to exist on Earth and should be shot immediately on sight. Juggalos also enjoy taking it up the butt from one another. I guess they worship the group ICP (notice I didn't say band because they don't deserve to be called one), and drink shitty soda at there meetings and have sex with each other.
Dude 1: "What the fuck is a god damn juggalo? I keep hearing that name around the school and I want to know what the fuck one is!"
Dude 2: "You know that white trash faggot who got his ass kicked the other day cause he was picking a fight with someone twice his size
Dude 1: "Ya, I think so."
Dude 2: "Ya, that kid calls himself a juggalo."
Dude 2: "You know that white trash faggot who got his ass kicked the other day cause he was picking a fight with someone twice his size
Dude 1: "Ya, I think so."
Dude 2: "Ya, that kid calls himself a juggalo."
by WC Chea October 22, 2009
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