bob's definitions

truffle pig

a fat bitch with a lot of money

as he rounded the corner he spotted a truffle pig in her lilly pants

by Bob July 14, 2003

jacked

stacked or really muscular

Did you see that guy? He's really jacked!

by bob June 3, 2002

underaged townie

townie who has not yet arrived at puberty, but still believes they can start on people.

(high pitched voice)
"Mate will yu buy us some fags?"
"no"
"fucking wanker"
"Ha"

by bob April 6, 2005

paintball

the best sport

by bob October 31, 2003

red sox

A team habitually 2-4 games behind the yankees- an amazing feat, actually, since they don't own half the US and pay those who warm the pine 5 million a season, like the Evil Empire.

guy#1-"hey look- the yankees lost 500 million in the stock market!"
guy#2-"It's ok- they've got billions more!"

by Bob September 29, 2003

mantle

Mantle is a Geek who lives in extreme danger to get crushed by a red Porsche Turbo when not completing his programming tasks.

Also a oldschool quakeworld gamer.

Person at a garage, towards mechanic: Damn, i've got Mantle all over my Windshield. Go clean it, dumbass!

by bob April 27, 2004

chubby baldy

One who is both chubby and balding.

Samuel Rees

by Bob February 13, 2004