bob's definitions

ex girlfriend

any woman who is a bitch and who you dumped because she wanted you to be someone else you cant be and she is a bitch regardless.

My ex girlfriend is a cheap piece of shit who is a fucked up bitch that tried to change me.

by bob April 26, 2003

Winnets

Nuts of poo dangling from the hair around your ricker.

Bum nuts

by Bob November 24, 2003

bobcats

1. a word like cat but has the prefix bob
2. a fiesty feline
3. An organism with lots of hair

"Look at that hairy bobcat over there!"

by Bob February 9, 2004

Change PURSE

A womans vagina.

He slid his penis in to my change purse.

by Bob November 22, 2003

split-arse

a girl/of the female sex

i heard that split-arse take it up the tea-towel holder

by bob April 7, 2004

mad dave

term used to descibe chodeish charcter. also anyone who drinks lava lamp. also may answer to monikers of 'crazy john', 'random dude' and 'insane steve'
not to be confused with the lesser spotted wild beckmaster - mad dave's mate

'mad dave you are a chode'
'have you seen your mate today, beck?'

by bob April 7, 2004

millin

2.<owner>, the act of owning stuff, also refered to as "teh pwn"

millin readies tachi: gekko
The million eyes takes 1050 damage.

by bob February 14, 2005