bob's definitions

split-arse

a girl/of the female sex

i heard that split-arse take it up the tea-towel holder

by bob April 7, 2004

millin

2.<owner>, the act of owning stuff, also refered to as "teh pwn"

millin readies tachi: gekko
The million eyes takes 1050 damage.

by bob February 14, 2005

mad dave

term used to descibe chodeish charcter. also anyone who drinks lava lamp. also may answer to monikers of 'crazy john', 'random dude' and 'insane steve'
not to be confused with the lesser spotted wild beckmaster - mad dave's mate

'mad dave you are a chode'
'have you seen your mate today, beck?'

by bob April 7, 2004

sebastopol

city in California where hippies smoke pot and hang out downtown all day and protest or get stoned.

I'm stoned

by bob March 10, 2004

red sox

A team habitually 2-4 games behind the yankees- an amazing feat, actually, since they don't own half the US and pay those who warm the pine 5 million a season, like the Evil Empire.

guy#1-"hey look- the yankees lost 500 million in the stock market!"
guy#2-"It's ok- they've got billions more!"

by Bob September 29, 2003

the killers

the killers have one of the greatest debut albums ever, and their songs never cease to be fresh and original. the guy above me has no idea what he is talking about, im a huge killers fan yet i can name all of their songs and have 4-6 songs of theirs that i like over sombody told me. I like all types of music, and im not just looking for "indie cred".

It is ia pity that people dont listen to the killers just because they play them on MTV.

by Bob April 1, 2005

mantle

Mantle is a Geek who lives in extreme danger to get crushed by a red Porsche Turbo when not completing his programming tasks.

Also a oldschool quakeworld gamer.

Person at a garage, towards mechanic: Damn, i've got Mantle all over my Windshield. Go clean it, dumbass!

by bob April 27, 2004