1124 definitions by bob

The simpsons

A show that used to be inventive and funny until 2000 when matt groening(quote) "wanted to make it faster and funnier" which ruined the show and turned it into a family guy clone.

source of quote: Simpsons dvd.

example:

guy1:dude did you see the old episode of The simpsons?

guy2: YEAH IT RULED!!!

guy1:Did you see the new episode?

guy2:Yeah, It sucked.

by bob November 26, 2003

boheamus

very large tall eastern european woman

that huge bitch from the jigalow movie

by bob October 20, 2003

viagratration

when u take a bag of viagra break ur dick in half and fuck urself in the ass and the penis comes out ur mouth

last night i had a viagratration

nice!!!!!!

by bob February 23, 2005

my penus

the biggest thing in the world

damn. Joe has the biggest dick in the world

by bob February 1, 2004

Tsunami

Akin to the blumpkin. When the blumpkin is complete, you take her goo-drenched face and yell Tsunami as you plunge her face into the feces filled toilet.

Batten down the hatches, "Tsunami"

by bob February 21, 2005

Tsunami

This is akin to the blumpkin. You have her complete the blumpkin, then yell "Tsunami", and you shove her gooed up face into the recently frequented toilet.

"TSUNAMI", batten down the hatches.

by bob February 21, 2005

fladonkadonk

the art of whipping out your dong, aiming precisely, and smacking someone across the face with it

"I fladonkadonked your mother and she really liked it."

by bob February 26, 2005