bob's definitions

Tossers Twitch

A nervous twitch suffered by wankers who are just about to spurt their jizz

A first time wanker who has not yet used his cock to feel the inside of a womans mouth, ass or pussy

by Bob March 26, 2005

Dangerous-dave

a persons who acts as if he is the smartest person in the world and treats other people like shit. also who invites themself to your house when you dont even like them.

Dave is acting like a dangerous dave with his big mole.

by Bob March 15, 2005

snapok

A kind of queer bait; one issue of Modern Bride away from the full sex change.

No one will ever use this word.

by Bob April 5, 2005

the horns

A hand gesture in which the pinky and index fingers are raised. This is different from the American Sign Language gesture for "I Love You" in that the thumb is tucked in; and different from the sign of the evil eye in that the fingers are pointed upwards. Usually used in celebration of something or other.

"Jesus Christ threw up the horns?"-Tycho Brahe, penny-arcade.com.

by Bob August 23, 2004

basjew

a jewish bastard aka andrew choe

his is such a basjew that you have to pity him.

by bob November 29, 2004

flipcracker

A derogatory term for somebody of mixed Filipino/Caucasian descent.

My mom and dad met in the Philipines -- have I told you that I'm a flipcracker?

by bob May 13, 2005

leech

A person who can't get anything himself and has to feed of the more fortunate

A HOBO or my mom (thats right i said it mom)

by bob June 18, 2005