blake's definitions

distill

To remove a liquid (usually water or alcohol) from its contents either by reducing ambient pressure and causing the liquid to evaporate and recondense, or by boiling the liquid and letting it recondense.

Distilled water dehydrates you. Brandy tastes very bad, even good brands like Christian Brothers.

by Blake June 10, 2004

RIT

Retarded Institute of Technology

I go to RIT.

by Blake June 14, 2004

white spider

when you manage to cum on your bitch and have the cum drip from all sides. you then yell WHITE SPIDER and smile

i didnt have to pay cause i acheived a white spider

by BLAKE October 10, 2004

pig

A pig is a dirty slut that even though shes ugly you still fuck the ugly little bitch

I got drunk at the bar last night and went home and fucked this pig

by Blake October 28, 2004

Marlena Workman

The most lovely woman in the world. A strong woman to whom I can cling when things get tough. ie. My fiance`.

Blake and Marlena love one another... HOO-RAY!!!!

by Blake October 29, 2004

homestar runner

The Michelin Man without the steroids.

Homestar runner is kinda kooky

by Blake October 29, 2004

boofus

Marijuana that has a strong smell

"I can smell that boofus from here. Golly gee, I'm sure it'll fuck us up good."

by Blake February 17, 2004