blake's definitions

down by the river

Awesome song by Neil Young with one of the greatest guitar solos I have ever heard.

If you need proof that Neil Young is one of the greatest guitarists, listen to Down by the River.

by Blake February 8, 2005

ass flip

A trick on an ass board that is the same thing as a kick flip but is much harder because you are on an ass board

Check out this sweet new ass flip i learned

by Blake June 6, 2003

soldier of fortune

A soldier that doesn't fight for honor or pride but for money and fame. A game based off someone who has actually lived this life is Soldier of Fortune 1/2.

John Mullins is a soldier of fortune.

by blake March 12, 2004

Earbashing

what alex does

"ohmygod gilmore girls was on last night and blah blah blah lorelai blah blah blah luke blah blah blah love..." etc.

by blake May 4, 2004

volcanus

Intense diarrhoea, resembling a volcano. So intense that when fecies exits, it does so at such speed to cause a splash in the toilet water which makes contact with the buttocks.

Man, I had such a volcanus today, my ass was drenched and stinging madly afterwards.

by Blake January 17, 2004

apocalypse now

One of the greatest movies of all time and it happens to be my favorite movie.
It's a Vietnam movie about Martin Sheen going on a mission to kill an insane Marlon Brando.

The horror. The horror.

by Blake February 18, 2005

Nass

Area between the nads and the ass

My kerchief reeks cuz I rubbed it all over my nass.

by Blake November 11, 2002