blake's definitions

ass flip

A trick on an ass board that is the same thing as a kick flip but is much harder because you are on an ass board

Check out this sweet new ass flip i learned

by Blake June 6, 2003

Oh my gawww

PHRASE- Usually said by female prostitutes in the bay area when they notice it is a member of the same sex asking "How much?"

Prostitute- "HEY HEY HEY!"
Teenage girl- "HOW MUCH?"
Prostitute- "Oh my gawww"

by BLAKE June 19, 2006

colostomy bag

A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.

When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.

by blake November 19, 2003

Pliping

The act of positioning your boner straight up you lower stomach to conceal it in public. It sits with the head pertruding from the top of your boxers.

So you’re in class and that hot exchange student who's V-card you've been wanting to steel decides to bend over to pick up her pencil. This nearly gives you a taste of her pussy sitting so visibly beneath her short skirt, but instead you’re left with a boner. Now without Plip'n your immobile, so by positioning it so that it can nestle into your belly button, it has become concealed.

by Blake January 22, 2004

mash

Someone who smokes and who's mouth tastes like an ashtray

Don't kiss him he's mash.

by Blake November 11, 2002

RIT

Retarded Institute of Technology

I go to RIT.

by Blake June 14, 2004

useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless

Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.

by Blake November 12, 2002