blake's definitions

swisha house

Swisha house iz wat made screwed get big. There freestlyes and screwed and chopped songs are herd around the world and where started in the dirty south h-town. Swisha house has many popular rappers like mike jones,paul wall, chamillion,and so on. After every one got big swisha house broke off to servial groups:color chaning click,bosshogg outlawz. There cds my feature lil flip,freestlye kings, wreckin yard, and other freestle groups. halla back ur boy b-boy ~1~

mike jones_who? mike jones i turn i ho down and make her walk home

by blake January 6, 2004

hairy milk dud

When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.

Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.

by Blake November 11, 2002

Nass

Area between the nads and the ass

My kerchief reeks cuz I rubbed it all over my nass.

by Blake November 11, 2002

ass board

A board that sucks serious major ass!!

Maybe you should take that ass board and shove it up ur ass!!

by Blake June 6, 2003

burn one's poker

to contract an STD

I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker

by Blake November 12, 2002

ROFLMAO

Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

This one was created in the Rogues Gallery from the Blizzard game Diablo 1.

Guy1: I just lit my face on fire!
Guy2:Roflmao!

by Blake February 13, 2007

gut shot leopard

Gut shot leopard is a term for "an awful mess." If my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.

"holy christ boy what did you do here? this bastard looks like a gut shot leopard."

by blake March 31, 2004