blake's definitions

ploonk

The noise the golf ball makes when it goes in the hole

Did the ball go in?
yeah, I heard it make that sweet ploonking noise

by Blake November 11, 2002

Gonad gurdle

A condom

Always use a gonad gurdle during sex.

by Blake November 11, 2002

Wrang

used as slang for wrong, but pronounced differently, sounding much like Brrr-aaange

shes pretty hot.... WRANG!
Nice hat... WRANG!

by Blake April 14, 2004

pig

A pig is a dirty slut that even though shes ugly you still fuck the ugly little bitch

I got drunk at the bar last night and went home and fucked this pig

by Blake October 28, 2004

busy as a cat burying shit

Very very busy

Don't bother him he's busy as a cat burying shit.

by Blake November 12, 2002

colostomy bag

A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.

When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.

by blake November 19, 2003

schwizz

The noise shrapnel makes when it flys over your head

He knew the explosion was close because he heard the metal schwizz by.

by Blake November 11, 2002