106 definitions by blake

a sucker of the ass
chet is a complete ass vacuume
by blake September 28, 2003
A term to insult a person or a thing that may seem 'retard' like. The sound that is expressed through disabled persons speech.
"OH ohhhh NUNG NUNG"
by blake June 23, 2003
The most beautiful of all of God's creations. Some consider her to be an angel in human form.
I, Blake Baird, am in love with Marlena!
by Blake August 08, 2004
Gut shot leopard is a term for "an awful mess." If my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.
"holy christ boy what did you do here? this bastard looks like a gut shot leopard."
by blake March 31, 2004
when you jam your balls masturbating
AHHHHH, i just smashed my kiwi's
by Blake November 11, 2002
expression meaning pull your finger out of your ass
Kevin quit fucking around and dedigitate.
by Blake November 12, 2002
I ain't goin to school today I got the back-door-trots.
by Blake November 12, 2002

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