106 definitions by blake

The most beautiful of all of God's creations. Some consider her to be an angel in human form.
I, Blake Baird, am in love with Marlena!
by Blake August 08, 2004

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When a group of guys form a cirle standing up and fuck each other, everybody is a happy simon
Hey Tom, we should get like 10-12 guys together and try a circle fuck it would be awesome!
by Blake March 10, 2004

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a hobo who carries a bundle or bedroll
Quick! If you open your car door you can knock that bindle stiff flat on his ass.
by Blake November 12, 2002

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Gut shot leopard is a term for "an awful mess." If my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.
"holy christ boy what did you do here? this bastard looks like a gut shot leopard."
by blake March 31, 2004

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A term to insult a person or a thing that may seem 'retard' like. The sound that is expressed through disabled persons speech.
"OH ohhhh NUNG NUNG"
by blake June 23, 2003

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expression meaning pull your finger out of your ass
Kevin quit fucking around and dedigitate.
by Blake November 12, 2002

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diarrhea
I ain't goin to school today I got the back-door-trots.
by Blake November 12, 2002

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