blake's definitions

mash

Someone who smokes and who's mouth tastes like an ashtray

Don't kiss him he's mash.

by Blake November 11, 2002

Pliping

The act of positioning your boner straight up you lower stomach to conceal it in public. It sits with the head pertruding from the top of your boxers.

So you’re in class and that hot exchange student who's V-card you've been wanting to steel decides to bend over to pick up her pencil. This nearly gives you a taste of her pussy sitting so visibly beneath her short skirt, but instead you’re left with a boner. Now without Plip'n your immobile, so by positioning it so that it can nestle into your belly button, it has become concealed.

by Blake January 22, 2004

homestar runner

The Michelin Man without the steroids.

Homestar runner is kinda kooky

by Blake October 29, 2004

useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless

Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.

by Blake November 12, 2002

icerocket

The coolest search engine on the web: IceRocket.com.

IceRocket is the shiznit.

by Blake February 21, 2004

burn one's poker

to contract an STD

I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker

by Blake November 12, 2002

schwizz

The noise shrapnel makes when it flys over your head

He knew the explosion was close because he heard the metal schwizz by.

by Blake November 11, 2002