blake's definitions

homestar runner

The Michelin Man without the steroids.

Homestar runner is kinda kooky

by Blake October 29, 2004

Genema

A jizz enema, such as when a man ejaculates into another mans' anus during homosexual activities.

Did you hear Phillip gave Stanley a genema last night?

by Blake November 11, 2002

icerocket

The coolest search engine on the web: IceRocket.com.

IceRocket is the shiznit.

by Blake February 21, 2004

boner breath

The musty scent on the breath of one who recently sucked cock.

Shit dude, I can smell your boner breath from way over here!

Yes, I'm listening...keep talking...you have boner breath...Tic-Tac?

by blake January 27, 2004

Earbashing

what alex does

"ohmygod gilmore girls was on last night and blah blah blah lorelai blah blah blah luke blah blah blah love..." etc.

by blake May 4, 2004

volcanus

Intense diarrhoea, resembling a volcano. So intense that when fecies exits, it does so at such speed to cause a splash in the toilet water which makes contact with the buttocks.

Man, I had such a volcanus today, my ass was drenched and stinging madly afterwards.

by Blake January 17, 2004

Sack Beer

The act of pouring beer down a man's chest, letting it run down to his junk, where a girl lies underneath, mouth opened, drinking off his 'nads like a weird fountain.

Dumb jocks chanting: "SACK BEER! SACK BEER! SACK BEER!"

by Blake April 9, 2005