blake's definitions

Blacula

Black Dracula. Name of a cheesy blaxploitation horror movie from the 70's.

In this world there are only two real monsters, Blacula, and the son of Kong.

by Blake August 15, 2004

Schwing!

1) How exciting
2) Said upon seeing an extremely attractive woman

1) I won the lottery, Schwing!!

2) Hey look, Michelle from trollwood, Schwing!!
Dude you should be cock slapped, that is NOT schwing!!!

by Blake November 12, 2002

modem

Ancient device used to connect over phone lines.

yo man i just got a v.90 modem!! i'm 31337.

by blake September 18, 2003

gurgle

A fart that sounds like you blew bubbles in your Hardees malt.

That wasn't just a fart, THAT was a gurgle, you better check your pants/

by Blake November 11, 2002

flim flam

A vagina that is so loose that the labia slap together when the owner of the vagina walks.

"I can hear that flim flam coming a mile away" or "That female has a sloppy flim flam"

by Blake February 17, 2004

ayuko

"owned me in every game"
PS KoreaN PRIDE

owend me

by blake March 14, 2004

grammar nazi

An Asshat that normally trolls forums looking for posts to correct becuase they have nothing worthwild to add to the thread..

That asshat mike is a grammer nazi and is a freeking troll.

by Blake May 6, 2005