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distill

To remove a liquid (usually water or alcohol) from its contents either by reducing ambient pressure and causing the liquid to evaporate and recondense, or by boiling the liquid and letting it recondense.
Distilled water dehydrates you. Brandy tastes very bad, even good brands like Christian Brothers.
by Blake June 10, 2004
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Shapappy

The act of whipping a person accross the face in the a very degrading. Victims of this actions are usually left with no sense of pride or wanting to live. This usually falls upon people who pass out after small amounts of alcohol.
Shawn who drove a sunbird who sold it for a gayer car known as a cavalier (not just girls drive them) got shapappied when he passed out walking up the stairs, he wishes he was dead now.Shit I Got You Good
by Blake September 20, 2004
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Marlena Workman

The most lovely woman in the world. A strong woman to whom I can cling when things get tough. ie. My fiance`.
Blake and Marlena love one another... HOO-RAY!!!!
by Blake October 29, 2004
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bubba sparxx

One of the greatest rappers ever. He can mix country with hip-hop.
by blake September 5, 2003
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dedigitate

Kevin quit fucking around and dedigitate.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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gravitron

A gravitron is the ride at those crappy city to city carnivals that spins real fast. It smells of vomit and sweat and features weight lifting benches on rollers along the wall. Your back is placed upon the bench with you in a semi standing position and the gravitron is activated. Once it reaches speed the benches slide up giving you the feeling of weightlessness. In actuality it is more the centrifugal/centripedal force that allows you to "stick" to the wall.
This guy i work with plans to buy a gravitron and travel the country as a carnie, but we were looking on usedrides.com and they're like $40,000 used!
by blake April 1, 2004
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stonehead

A worthless, marijuana addicted degenerate, loser punk. Sole reason for living is to get high.
Man, that kid Blake is such a stonehead. All he does is sit around and smoke weed.
by Blake August 13, 2004
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