blake's definitions

Shout at the Devil

Anal sex.

Man, last night my I taught my girl how to shout at the devil!

by blake March 16, 2004

mind fuck

to intentionally pressure someone to do something that the person would not otherwise do

I didn't turn in any of my assignments, but I was able to mind fuck the teacher into giving me an A.

by Blake November 12, 2002

Shapappy

The act of whipping a person accross the face in the a very degrading. Victims of this actions are usually left with no sense of pride or wanting to live. This usually falls upon people who pass out after small amounts of alcohol.

Shawn who drove a sunbird who sold it for a gayer car known as a cavalier (not just girls drive them) got shapappied when he passed out walking up the stairs, he wishes he was dead now.Shit I Got You Good

by Blake September 20, 2004

Paint the Pole

When a chick puts on bank amounts of lip stick so you can see how far your dick went into her mouth.

Dude, that chick painted my pole.

by Blake February 26, 2004

handle

A half gallon of liquor. It gets its name from the little handle that's always on half gallons.

Grab the handle and let's get crunk!

by Blake April 21, 2003

velocitized

an object that has, or has been given velocity

It hurts when a volocitized object hits your head.

by Blake November 11, 2002

mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

by Blake November 12, 2002