blake's definitions

soldier of fortune

A soldier that doesn't fight for honor or pride but for money and fame. A game based off someone who has actually lived this life is Soldier of Fortune 1/2.

John Mullins is a soldier of fortune.

by blake March 12, 2004

ass vacuume

a sucker of the ass

chet is a complete ass vacuume

by blake September 28, 2003

ROFLMAO

Rolling on the Floor Laughing My Ass Off.

This one was created in the Rogues Gallery from the Blizzard game Diablo 1.

Guy1: I just lit my face on fire!
Guy2:Roflmao!

by Blake February 13, 2007

ass board

A board that sucks serious major ass!!

Maybe you should take that ass board and shove it up ur ass!!

by Blake June 6, 2003

ayuko

"owned me in every game"
PS KoreaN PRIDE

owend me

by blake March 14, 2004

flim flam

A vagina that is so loose that the labia slap together when the owner of the vagina walks.

"I can hear that flim flam coming a mile away" or "That female has a sloppy flim flam"

by Blake February 17, 2004

Marlena Workman

The most beautiful of all of God's creations. Some consider her to be an angel in human form.

I, Blake Baird, am in love with Marlena!

by Blake August 8, 2004