blake's definitions

Schwing!

1) How exciting
2) Said upon seeing an extremely attractive woman

1) I won the lottery, Schwing!!

2) Hey look, Michelle from trollwood, Schwing!!
Dude you should be cock slapped, that is NOT schwing!!!

by Blake November 12, 2002

mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

by Blake November 12, 2002

smashed my kiwi's

when you jam your balls masturbating

AHHHHH, i just smashed my kiwi's

by Blake November 11, 2002

damna

another word for damn Sarah and I made it a word after she had a mispelling and decided it was the right word so now it has to be used

damna you all its my word!

by Blake July 26, 2004

velocitized

an object that has, or has been given velocity

It hurts when a volocitized object hits your head.

by Blake November 11, 2002

modem

Ancient device used to connect over phone lines.

yo man i just got a v.90 modem!! i'm 31337.

by blake September 18, 2003

Feed

To move at a quick pace; to speed or quicken pace.

I gotta feed home to eat the hot suppah!

by Blake March 25, 2004