blake's definitions

modem

Ancient device used to connect over phone lines.

yo man i just got a v.90 modem!! i'm 31337.

by blake September 18, 2003

slurpee

The greatest munchee drink ever created. Better then any other semi-frozen drink out there, and a great suppliment to a bag of chips. Especially when you are high.

Also, great for brain freezes.

This slurpee is rediculously good. Crazy rediculously.

by Blake March 8, 2005

bubba sparxx

One of the greatest rappers ever. He can mix country with hip-hop.

by blake September 5, 2003

smashed my kiwi's

when you jam your balls masturbating

AHHHHH, i just smashed my kiwi's

by Blake November 11, 2002

amanime

american anime

E.G simpsons, Family guy, South Park, FUturama

by blake April 28, 2004

mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

by Blake November 12, 2002

stonehead

A worthless, marijuana addicted degenerate, loser punk. Sole reason for living is to get high.

Man, that kid Blake is such a stonehead. All he does is sit around and smoke weed.

by Blake August 13, 2004