blake's definitions

Blacula

Black Dracula. Name of a cheesy blaxploitation horror movie from the 70's.

In this world there are only two real monsters, Blacula, and the son of Kong.

by Blake August 15, 2004

gravitron

A gravitron is the ride at those crappy city to city carnivals that spins real fast. It smells of vomit and sweat and features weight lifting benches on rollers along the wall. Your back is placed upon the bench with you in a semi standing position and the gravitron is activated. Once it reaches speed the benches slide up giving you the feeling of weightlessness. In actuality it is more the centrifugal/centripedal force that allows you to "stick" to the wall.

This guy i work with plans to buy a gravitron and travel the country as a carnie, but we were looking on usedrides.com and they're like $40,000 used!

by blake April 1, 2004

gut shot leopard

Gut shot leopard is a term for "an awful mess." If my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.

"holy christ boy what did you do here? this bastard looks like a gut shot leopard."

by blake March 31, 2004

ass board

A board that sucks serious major ass!!

Maybe you should take that ass board and shove it up ur ass!!

by Blake June 6, 2003

Wrang

used as slang for wrong, but pronounced differently, sounding much like Brrr-aaange

shes pretty hot.... WRANG!
Nice hat... WRANG!

by Blake April 14, 2004

nicaragua

According to President Bush, Nicaragua is a very nice continent.

Nicaragua? Yes I've been there, it's a very nice continent.

by Blake November 12, 2002

bindle stiff

a hobo who carries a bundle or bedroll

Quick! If you open your car door you can knock that bindle stiff flat on his ass.

by Blake November 12, 2002