blake's definitions

juvi

were u get ass raped

i went to juvi for 2 years

by Blake September 3, 2003

Paint the Pole

When a chick puts on bank amounts of lip stick so you can see how far your dick went into her mouth.

Dude, that chick painted my pole.

by Blake February 26, 2004

handle

A half gallon of liquor. It gets its name from the little handle that's always on half gallons.

Grab the handle and let's get crunk!

by Blake April 21, 2003

Maine

See: all the definitions below.

Granted, many of the stereotypes are true, as is with every state, but for those who have lived there all their lives, they wouldn't want it any other way. Or they want to get the hell out, only to see that it has infected them and find themselves yearning for the seasons, natural beauty and people that have shared the experience of growing up there.

And yes there is Abercrombie in Maine, not just flannel outlets, as well as all those who fit the image, for all the young hip crowd out there.

Stay there for a while, get past some of the podunk stereotypes (or immerse...atv's are the shit) and you might become infected too...

Get the accent, it sets you apart. Who needs r's anyway.

I grew up in Maine and was tired of the stereotypes only to find they were such a small part of the experience.

by blake May 13, 2005

colostomy bag

A bag filled with shit used as a substitute for a pinyata for children's parties.

When I hugged grandma her colostomy bag burst.

by blake November 19, 2003

busy as a cat burying shit

Very very busy

Don't bother him he's busy as a cat burying shit.

by Blake November 12, 2002

slurpee

The greatest munchee drink ever created. Better then any other semi-frozen drink out there, and a great suppliment to a bag of chips. Especially when you are high.

Also, great for brain freezes.

This slurpee is rediculously good. Crazy rediculously.

by Blake March 8, 2005