Definitions by blake

ass board 

A board that sucks serious major ass!!

Maybe you should take that ass board and shove it up ur ass!!

ass board by Blake June 6, 2003

handle

A half gallon of liquor. It gets its name from the little handle that's always on half gallons.

Grab the handle and let's get crunk!

handle by Blake April 21, 2003

fire crotch

a redhead

My friend is a fire crotch.

fire crotch by Blake November 13, 2002

nicaragua

According to President Bush, Nicaragua is a very nice continent.

Nicaragua? Yes I've been there, it's a very nice continent.

nicaragua by Blake November 12, 2002

atomic atmosphere 

Air sullied by the breaking of wind.

Woah don't go in there, it's one atomic atmosphere.

atomic atmosphere by Blake November 12, 2002

busy as a cat burying shit 

Very very busy

Don't bother him he's busy as a cat burying shit.

busy as a cat burying shit by Blake November 12, 2002

back-door-trots 

diarrhea

I ain't goin to school today I got the back-door-trots.

back-door-trots by Blake November 12, 2002