blake's definitions

apocalypse now

One of the greatest movies of all time and it happens to be my favorite movie.
It's a Vietnam movie about Martin Sheen going on a mission to kill an insane Marlon Brando.

The horror. The horror.

by Blake February 18, 2005

volcanus

Intense diarrhoea, resembling a volcano. So intense that when fecies exits, it does so at such speed to cause a splash in the toilet water which makes contact with the buttocks.

Man, I had such a volcanus today, my ass was drenched and stinging madly afterwards.

by Blake January 17, 2004

Sack Beer

The act of pouring beer down a man's chest, letting it run down to his junk, where a girl lies underneath, mouth opened, drinking off his 'nads like a weird fountain.

Dumb jocks chanting: "SACK BEER! SACK BEER! SACK BEER!"

by Blake April 9, 2005

boofus

Marijuana that has a strong smell

"I can smell that boofus from here. Golly gee, I'm sure it'll fuck us up good."

by Blake February 17, 2004

Flaccify

To Flaccify is to make or take away ones bonal appendage

she was so dog i was flaccified

by Blake May 13, 2005

dj west

he is the "strongest man in the world." he likes to puke out his food even though he says its normal. he can also resemble a pumpkin.
he also thinks all punkers use drugs. he also likes to say "thats gay."

go dj...fr-fr-fr-e--esh

by blake March 22, 2005

schwizz

The noise shrapnel makes when it flys over your head

He knew the explosion was close because he heard the metal schwizz by.

by Blake November 11, 2002