BMF

Very beautiful goddess who is luvvvd by blakizzle turlizzle. Both mormon and proud of it.

coo coo cachoo rah rah roo haha hoo

by Blake March 03, 2005

icerocket

The coolest search engine on the web: IceRocket.com.

IceRocket is the shiznit.

by Blake February 21, 2004

Genema

A jizz enema, such as when a man ejaculates into another mans' anus during homosexual activities.

Did you hear Phillip gave Stanley a genema last night?

by Blake November 11, 2002

boner breath

The musty scent on the breath of one who recently sucked cock.

Shit dude, I can smell your boner breath from way over here!

Yes, I'm listening...keep talking...you have boner breath...Tic-Tac?

by blake January 27, 2004

pig

A pig is a dirty slut that even though shes ugly you still fuck the ugly little bitch

I got drunk at the bar last night and went home and fucked this pig

by Blake October 28, 2004

Gonad gurdle

A condom

Always use a gonad gurdle during sex.

by Blake November 11, 2002

ploonk

The noise the golf ball makes when it goes in the hole

Did the ball go in?
yeah, I heard it make that sweet ploonking noise

by Blake November 11, 2002