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GW

Short for the famouse online CORPG, Guild Wars that kicks any other mmo in the balls. (www.guildwars.com)
Shinsei is the best monk in GW
by Blake December 8, 2004
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gravitron

A gravitron is the ride at those crappy city to city carnivals that spins real fast. It smells of vomit and sweat and features weight lifting benches on rollers along the wall. Your back is placed upon the bench with you in a semi standing position and the gravitron is activated. Once it reaches speed the benches slide up giving you the feeling of weightlessness. In actuality it is more the centrifugal/centripedal force that allows you to "stick" to the wall.
This guy i work with plans to buy a gravitron and travel the country as a carnie, but we were looking on usedrides.com and they're like $40,000 used!
by blake April 1, 2004
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gut shot leopard

Gut shot leopard is a term for "an awful mess." If my dad ever saw some of my horrible wiring jobs as a youngster, or some terrible looking food he was the first to exclaim it looked like a gut shot leopard.
"holy christ boy what did you do here? this bastard looks like a gut shot leopard."
by blake March 31, 2004
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Marlena Workman

The most lovely woman in the world. A strong woman to whom I can cling when things get tough. ie. My fiance`.
Blake and Marlena love one another... HOO-RAY!!!!
by Blake October 29, 2004
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Buttcrack of dawn

Very very early in the morning, right before the crack of dawn.
God I'm tired, that damned dog woke me up at the buttcrack of dawn
by Blake November 11, 2002
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Blacula

Black Dracula. Name of a cheesy blaxploitation horror movie from the 70's.
In this world there are only two real monsters, Blacula, and the son of Kong.
by Blake August 15, 2004
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ass board

A board that sucks serious major ass!!
by Blake June 6, 2003
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