bert's definitions

gun show

The showing off of ones biceps

Billy: Have you got your tickets yet?
Sarah: To What?
Billy: To the Gun Show!!! ***while pulling back his right sleeve, flexing his muscles , and pointing with his left hand

by bErt September 23, 2004

old school

older model cars that are remodel mostly with big rims 20's and up. candy paint tv's & dvd's a whole lot of chrome

dirtyi just fixed my old school up i got dem jordans on that thang. 5 tv 3 dvd player, station and a burberry rag on that bitch with burberry leather guts.

by bert April 10, 2004

freakin

taking out tobacco from a black and mild cigar to make it lose so it will smoke smoother,

Yo man why didn't you freak the black, its hard to pull on.

by bert February 16, 2004

capey

One who tries too hard; thinks he is funnier than he really is.

Boy what a Capey.

by Bert August 23, 2003

pocrescophobia

The fear of gaining weight.

Having pocrescophobia increases your urge to do excersize.

by Bert August 21, 2005

R1

ultra fast sportbike

gixxer killer

dude my r1 smoked that dumb ass gixxer

by Bert September 20, 2003

sla

Sla is anything you want it to be. It can be anything from insults to compliments to things to places to people. Especially people.

Do you want to sla?
Let's sla!
Where's sla?

by Bert January 14, 2005