bert's definitions

Audrey H.

Roomie to the hottest person IN THE WORLD!
One who keeps room constantly messy AKA. Pigsty except when brownies are in the picture
Also known as Fatass
Plays lax agianst the wall 24/7
Constantly pops knuckles
Likes to rock out to Stacy's Mom with the Best roomie ever!
Is being stalked by a certain TP boy
Good times with Daigle in the bushes

A:Brownies? Donuts? Stacy's Mom? DUSTIN, Daigle?! IN THE BUSHES!?
MY DREAM COME TRUE!

by Bert April 11, 2005

do it big

taking things to the next level. not resting on your own laurels. taking that extra step

man bert is doing it big in that heavy cheavy he not only has the 26 inch spinners he has 15 tv screens in it too.

by bert June 4, 2004

shrimpy

he came... he saw... he shot his load everywhere

shrimpy.

by bert February 3, 2003

capey

One who tries too hard; thinks he is funnier than he really is.

Boy what a Capey.

by Bert August 23, 2003

Belmet

A short fat woman with a bowl cut. Usually lives in a cave and feeds off young schoolchildren

School kid 1: Belmets hungry

School kid 2: better stay away from the cave

by BErt July 5, 2012

Fart Locker

this term has been brought to my attention

as meaning a hot girls ass. Example: check out the fart locker on that bitch!

by bert April 10, 2005

junk food titties

man-boobies, usually caused by eating too much junk food and not exercising

He should lay off those Doritoes, he's starting to get junk food titties!"

by bert December 13, 2004