bert's definitions

freakin

taking out tobacco from a black and mild cigar to make it lose so it will smoke smoother,

Yo man why didn't you freak the black, its hard to pull on.

by bert February 16, 2004

pocrescophobia

The fear of gaining weight.

Having pocrescophobia increases your urge to do excersize.

by Bert August 21, 2005

pottle

a shortened version of the phrase 'That's the pot calling the kettle black', originating in bristol mid 2004.
Used when someone is being hypocritical.

'That's the pottle.'

by Bert February 14, 2005

pimpish

something a pimp would do

Man that pink suit is pimpish

by bert February 16, 2004

bushed

A country "liberated" by the USA under the leadership of George W. Bush

Iraq was bushed.

by Bert April 26, 2003

frilly

A frilly usually has stupid hair.
The god all of emo.

Frilly get your fucking hair cut!

by bert March 29, 2004

jiz hole

Small opening at end of ones hoo hoo!

by bert May 15, 2003