bert's definitions

capey

One who tries too hard; thinks he is funnier than he really is.

Boy what a Capey.

by Bert August 23, 2003

bushed

A country "liberated" by the USA under the leadership of George W. Bush

Iraq was bushed.

by Bert April 26, 2003

pimpish

something a pimp would do

Man that pink suit is pimpish

by bert February 16, 2004

pottle

a shortened version of the phrase 'That's the pot calling the kettle black', originating in bristol mid 2004.
Used when someone is being hypocritical.

'That's the pottle.'

by Bert February 14, 2005

Fart Locker

this term has been brought to my attention

as meaning a hot girls ass. Example: check out the fart locker on that bitch!

by bert April 10, 2005

junk food titties

man-boobies, usually caused by eating too much junk food and not exercising

He should lay off those Doritoes, he's starting to get junk food titties!"

by bert December 13, 2004

assnee

ance on the ass; butt pimples

He's got a nasty case of assne

by bert December 13, 2004