Essex

essex is da tits ov england

essex rules
i no its totally tits!!

by bert September 24, 2003

killer head

blow job done very well, way beyond the normal blow job, sometimes done by professionals

Man that stripper at the club gave me some killer head

by bert February 16, 2004

chasers

A club in Kingswood, Bristol, UK where you get stabbed or bottled upon entry.

"Lets go to Chasers and get stabbed or bottled upon entry!"

by Bert November 28, 2004

melonite

See wordGeeword

by Bert March 26, 2003

blacken

what you call a white girl after she has had sex with a black man

hillary has been blacken, leroy fcuk her the other night

by bert January 05, 2005

FA

fuck all - to do or understand nothing

i am a lazy cunt and i have done sweet fa all day

by bert March 11, 2005

asshole

a complete idiot who does stupid things, and usually ends up embarassing his/her self

"He tried to nake a cake in the microwave? What an asshole!"

by bert December 13, 2004