capey

One who tries too hard; thinks he is funnier than he really is.
by Bert August 23, 2003
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Shire

the same thing as sure just sounds better
wanna go get some chicken? shire dude
by bert October 31, 2003
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SWILF

Silk
Wig
I'd
Like to
Fuck

A sexy coffin dodger.
Anyone who drives a volvo cabriolet.
by Bert November 10, 2004
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weezer

Very good rock band. Lead singer/ lead guitarist- rivers cuomo, guitarist- brian bell, bassist (current)-scott shriner, and drummer- pat wilson
Recomended songs:

tired of sex
only in dreams
pink triangle
falling for u
across the see
holiday
say it aint so
el scorcho
by Bert November 04, 2003
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freakin

taking out tobacco from a black and mild cigar to make it lose so it will smoke smoother,
Yo man why didn't you freak the black, its hard to pull on.
by bert February 16, 2004
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roomba

this kewl little robot, him go around vacuum house for u
o shi roomba u vacuum up my bag of meth ;(((((((
by bert January 28, 2004
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assnee

He's got a nasty case of assne
by bert December 14, 2004
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