barry's definitions

poo sex

the giving of love by a man to nother individual in the bottom.

also, the giving of love from one person to an actual piece of poo. however, this is less common.

gay men have poo love

by Barry January 22, 2005

the man from del monte

the man from del monte is a man..... from the company del monte. this man is a real man who travels to the furthest corners of the world to select the greatest oragnges and other produce for his fruit juices. upon seeing them, he says "yes".

He is a real man, and not a concocted effegiy to sell fruit juices. see also Mr Kipling

the man from del monte - he say yes

by Barry June 11, 2006

playstation week

the week when your girlfriend/wife is menstruating.

see also on the blob, having the painters in

dude #1 - ah man, no sex this week

dude #2 - how comes?

dude #1 - playstation week

dude #2 - ah (said in a knowing and sympathetic tone of voice)

by Barry January 22, 2005

phillippa

A girl fancied by all Jonnies in the world, often referred to as P.boobs, or just "Phillipa". Amazing at saxophone, also enjoys nymphomancy with everyone except jonny. Attached to nick at the hip.

"Hey look - there's phillippa"
"fit"
"man jonny needs to get over phillippa"
"I wish i could get myself one of those phillipas"

by Barry January 27, 2005

rice rocket

dozens and dozens of stickers (AEM, STREETGLOW, NOS) in weird ass places (gas tank, wing, license plate, middle of windshield)+a wing big enough to give you an enormous amount of downforce to practically lift ur front tires+green rims+9999k hids+white emblems(glow in the dark)+exhaust sticking out so far its bigger than a black mans dick+copy of fast and the furious part 1 and 2 in ur car=what is that red button on ur steering wheel...OMFG...HELL NO...IS THAT....NOSSSSS

the kid next door, that thinks NOS is the best thing in the world

by Barry March 1, 2005

splutter

An intense jerkin' session which ends in extreme self pleasure.

Tugging you'r meat fast, which then ends in splutterness all over ur hand....and maybe you'r face.

avoid eye contact

by Barry April 21, 2004

McGunit

Tim Smith, the one and only McGunit

Whassup McGunit?

by Barry June 3, 2004