barry's definitions

skimo

vaginal discharge

Suzie's skirt was full of crusted skimo.

by Barry March 9, 2003

flake

flake cocaine

i got some dank ass flake off joe last week

by barry October 17, 2003

MJ Ankles

Because he is both an MC AND a DJ, that's where the MJ part comes from. This kid wears ludicrously short ankle-swingers, hence Ankles.

Hey MJ, your ankles must be cold, buy some ankle-warmers!

by Barry June 4, 2004

One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.

Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.

by Barry June 4, 2004

locutox

When one has a very stiff erection.

"christ look at my locutox, you could hang washing off it"

by Barry October 18, 2003

crooked letter

The state of Mississippi.
M-I-crooked letter crooked letter-I etc.

James is from the crroked letter

by Barry April 6, 2004

bainsey

a happy go lucky scamp usually found in sheffield

who is this kid who keeps goin around in his happy go lucky way ahhh its bainsey

by barry August 27, 2003