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57 definitions by barry

when a roll up,fag or spliff only burns on one side.
oh shit, i've got a side burn on my joint
by barry July 22, 2003
17 9
10mg vailums
by barry October 17, 2003
16 9
Another variation to gummi
Tom will work better when given cheesy puffs
by Barry June 04, 2004
6 0
When one has a very stiff erection.
"christ look at my locutox, you could hang washing off it"
by Barry October 18, 2003
6 0
When a music teacher makes you sing in the shower for an hour.
Mum: why are you so late, Barry?
Barry: I had choir for an hour in the shower
by Barry June 04, 2004
15 10
The act of bunking out of a school lesson to throw a quadrat around a field and pretend you are working. For best results, go to a pub in Wales and try it there!
My favourite hobbies are football, rugby and extreme quadratting.
by Barry June 04, 2004
5 1
An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.
Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.
by Barry June 04, 2004
4 1