barry's definitions

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vailum

10mg vailums

by barry October 17, 2003

smudelicious

Having to do strongly with Smude, i.e. extremely attractive.

I don't think you're ready for this jelly
My body too smudelicious for you baby

by barry December 12, 2003

the man from del monte

the man from del monte is a man..... from the company del monte. this man is a real man who travels to the furthest corners of the world to select the greatest oragnges and other produce for his fruit juices. upon seeing them, he says "yes".

He is a real man, and not a concocted effegiy to sell fruit juices. see also Mr Kipling

the man from del monte - he say yes

by Barry June 11, 2006

locutox

When one has a very stiff erection.

"christ look at my locutox, you could hang washing off it"

by Barry October 18, 2003

crooked letter

The state of Mississippi.
M-I-crooked letter crooked letter-I etc.

James is from the crroked letter

by Barry April 6, 2004

One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.

Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.

by Barry June 4, 2004

bainsey

a happy go lucky scamp usually found in sheffield

who is this kid who keeps goin around in his happy go lucky way ahhh its bainsey

by barry August 27, 2003