barry's definitions

There's a German in your computer

When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.

Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.

by Barry June 4, 2004

phillippa

A girl fancied by all Jonnies in the world, often referred to as P.boobs, or just "Phillipa". Amazing at saxophone, also enjoys nymphomancy with everyone except jonny. Attached to nick at the hip.

"Hey look - there's phillippa"
"fit"
"man jonny needs to get over phillippa"
"I wish i could get myself one of those phillipas"

by Barry January 27, 2005

ween

A abbreviation for weiner.

Also: Super-ween, weinery biscuit.

Man, that kid's such a ween!

by barry December 12, 2003

Klarky Kat

Ketamine (drug)

"Lets get semi dimensional on klarky kat!"

by Barry January 30, 2004

Print

Used to mean 'more, more!' Originally used to mean print more copies of useless crap while in a lesson at school, to waste time.

Teacher: Today we will learn algebra.
Student: PRINT!

by Barry June 4, 2004

bar

To get an erection.

Blimey, she gave me the hardest bar, I had to get a cold spoon and smack it!

by Barry October 18, 2003

fo' shizzle my nizzle

1. A polite and well meaning colloquialism. This phrase gained popularity when famed rapper/pornographer/movie star Snoop Dogg started using it and other words containing the suffix "izzle" or "izzy."

2. To informally aquiesce or agree with someone whom you consider an affable peer.

My friend Tim was like, "Whassup Dog, are you going to the game tonight?" I responded "Fo' Shizzle my nizzle" in the pitch of a tenor.

by Barry February 12, 2004