barry's definitions

Monobrain

Originally meant to be 'model brain', this got mis-heard as 'monobrain' and has been classic banter ever since.

Hey mate, can I have a look at your monobrain?

by Barry June 4, 2004

MJ Ankles

Because he is both an MC AND a DJ, that's where the MJ part comes from. This kid wears ludicrously short ankle-swingers, hence Ankles.

Hey MJ, your ankles must be cold, buy some ankle-warmers!

by Barry June 4, 2004

Give it 5!

When you just can't be arsed to do anything, you are lazy as hell.
P.S. the more lazy you are, the higher the number. Some crazy people have been known to give it 35!

Jimmy: Come on Dave, let's go to our Biology lesson.
Dave: Nah, give it 5!

by Barry June 4, 2004

3rd Generation Burke

This lil' gem came about randomly. Everyone just started saying '3rd Generation Burke'. It means whatever is on your mind at the time. Often mixed in with monobrain to become '3rd generation monobrain'.

Who's that 3rd generation burke over there by the happysack?

by Barry June 4, 2004

Congestion charge

Used as an excuse when you are late for something, because you were sagging. See sag.

Sorry I'm late Sir, I had to pay the congestion charge.

by Barry June 4, 2004

Sag

To do nothing, lie around and be lazy

I'm just sagging, watching TV

by Barry June 4, 2004

Happysack

A small bean-filled ball which you lob around classrooms for fun.

Hey MJ, chuck me the happysack! I want a piece of that pie!

by Barry June 4, 2004