An intense jerkin' session which ends in extreme self pleasure.
Tugging you'r meat fast, which then ends in splutterness all over ur hand....and maybe you'r face.
avoid eye contact
Another variation to
gummi
Tom will work better when given cheesy puffs
When one has a very stiff erection.
"christ look at my locutox, you could hang washing off it"
by
Barry
October 18, 2003
vailum
10mg vailums
by
barry
October 17, 2003
When a music teacher makes you sing in the shower for an hour.
Mum: why are you so late, Barry?
Barry: I had choir for an hour in the shower
Originally meant to be 'model brain', this got mis-heard as 'monobrain' and has been classic banter ever since.
Hey mate, can I have a look at your monobrain?
The act of bunking out of a school lesson to throw a quadrat around a field and pretend you are working. For best results, go to a pub in Wales and try it there!
My favourite hobbies are football, rugby and extreme quadratting.
