barry's definitions

crooked letter

The state of Mississippi.
M-I-crooked letter crooked letter-I etc.

James is from the crroked letter

by Barry April 6, 2004

locutox

When one has a very stiff erection.

"christ look at my locutox, you could hang washing off it"

by Barry October 18, 2003

bainsey

a happy go lucky scamp usually found in sheffield

who is this kid who keeps goin around in his happy go lucky way ahhh its bainsey

by barry August 27, 2003

Cooling and Dave

two state of the art lovable friends who are to be joined by true matrimony by the arse and penis!!!

Elton John and lover

by Barry October 24, 2003

Congestion charge

Used as an excuse when you are late for something, because you were sagging. See sag.

Sorry I'm late Sir, I had to pay the congestion charge.

by Barry June 4, 2004

Whey

Can mean absolutely anything. Whey! See, just said it, didn't mean much!

Dave: I found a pound!
Jimbo McLarry: Whey!

Mum: Supper's nearly ready!
Boy: Whey!

by Barry June 4, 2004

Choir for an hour in the shower

When a music teacher makes you sing in the shower for an hour.

Mum: why are you so late, Barry?
Barry: I had choir for an hour in the shower

by Barry June 4, 2004