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57 definitions by barry

When a kid is leaving secondary school, and on his last day he goes mental and eggs the whole school, top to bottom.
Did you hear about Eggs: the final assault at that school nearby?
by Barry June 04, 2004
A small bean-filled ball which you lob around classrooms for fun.
Hey MJ, chuck me the happysack! I want a piece of that pie!
by Barry June 04, 2004
two state of the art lovable friends who are to be joined by true matrimony by the arse and penis!!!
Elton John and lover
by Barry October 24, 2003
Background: Used be Barry on various occasions, meaning to be involved in, and or associated with the insertion of a....................flogan into a.................bocker
What boy?? you wanna shoot that timothy thru my simon??? well alright, thats just fine. Don't forget the dvd player! and the Avril lavigne Stencil Set.... Raspberry heaven? the sweet sensation of wheat.
by Barry August 10, 2004
Meaning 'good'. A positive.
Man, that t-shirt is shabba
by Barry June 04, 2004
Usually used in the plural (gummis), a gummi is a small edible bribe that a teacher offers a pupil to work. Gummis are usually sweets.
Bob: Miss, I can't be bothered to work!
Miss: Oh Bob... I have gummis!
Bob: OK!
(Bob then works like mad)
by Barry June 04, 2004
When you just can't be arsed to do anything, you are lazy as hell.
P.S. the more lazy you are, the higher the number. Some crazy people have been known to give it 35!
Jimmy: Come on Dave, let's go to our Biology lesson.
Dave: Nah, give it 5!
by Barry June 04, 2004