Choir for an hour in the shower

When a music teacher makes you sing in the shower for an hour.

Mum: why are you so late, Barry?
Barry: I had choir for an hour in the shower

by Barry June 04, 2004

Monobrain

Originally meant to be 'model brain', this got mis-heard as 'monobrain' and has been classic banter ever since.

Hey mate, can I have a look at your monobrain?

by Barry June 04, 2004

side burn

when a roll up,fag or spliff only burns on one side.

oh shit, i've got a side burn on my joint

by barry July 22, 2003

thugly

A girl who is ugly and wears a thong

That skanky chick is so thugly

by barry December 13, 2003

MJ Ankles

Because he is both an MC AND a DJ, that's where the MJ part comes from. This kid wears ludicrously short ankle-swingers, hence Ankles.

Hey MJ, your ankles must be cold, buy some ankle-warmers!

by Barry June 04, 2004

bainsey

a happy go lucky scamp usually found in sheffield

who is this kid who keeps goin around in his happy go lucky way ahhh its bainsey

by barry August 27, 2003

Give it 5!

When you just can't be arsed to do anything, you are lazy as hell.
P.S. the more lazy you are, the higher the number. Some crazy people have been known to give it 35!

Jimmy: Come on Dave, let's go to our Biology lesson.
Dave: Nah, give it 5!

by Barry June 04, 2004