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The curious phenomenon that occurs when a stranger spots you at the gym in which you are able to lift heavier than usual.
This can occur due to a number of factors -
1. You do not want to be embarrassed by not being able to hit the weight you loaded up on the bar in front of a stranger.
2. You do not trust that you will get a safe spot from this stranger so as part of self-preservation the adrenaline kicks in.
3. You fear that the stranger will assist when you don't need it, so you enable beast mode.
(A combination of several of these scenarios are common occurrences)
This can occur due to a number of factors -
1. You do not want to be embarrassed by not being able to hit the weight you loaded up on the bar in front of a stranger.
2. You do not trust that you will get a safe spot from this stranger so as part of self-preservation the adrenaline kicks in.
3. You fear that the stranger will assist when you don't need it, so you enable beast mode.
(A combination of several of these scenarios are common occurrences)
"Dude, I hit 190 for 5 reps on incline today like it was nothing." said Jimmy
"Whoa, you didn't come close to that last week...what gives?" queries Jefferson.
"Must have been the random spot adrenaline kicking in" replied Jimmy
"Whoa, you didn't come close to that last week...what gives?" queries Jefferson.
"Must have been the random spot adrenaline kicking in" replied Jimmy
by archyis July 2, 2009
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Guy 2 - No kidding, someone has really got a skunk in the trunk yo!
Guy 2 - No kidding, someone has really got a skunk in the trunk yo!
by archyis January 5, 2010
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Dr. - Ok, I am going to have to give you an injection in your bum knee.
Patient - Holy shnikes Doc...that is not a needle, it is a KNEEDLE! You get it? Kneedle?
Dr. - Yes, I get it....not funny. Don't pursue a stand up comedy career.
Patient - Holy shnikes Doc...that is not a needle, it is a KNEEDLE! You get it? Kneedle?
Dr. - Yes, I get it....not funny. Don't pursue a stand up comedy career.
by archyis January 8, 2010
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"Could you please provide a more detailed project plan" asked Freddy
"How much more detailed can it get? Are you are not pulling a technology budget filibuster on me?" responded Richard
"You caught me Ralph...they are trying not to fund this project this year even though it was approved" admitted Freddy.
"How much more detailed can it get? Are you are not pulling a technology budget filibuster on me?" responded Richard
"You caught me Ralph...they are trying not to fund this project this year even though it was approved" admitted Freddy.
by archyis July 7, 2009
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1. A person that is so bad at using a computer that they actually appear to be severely spastic or mentally retarded.
2. A computer technician that is really horrible at his or her job.
1. A person that is so bad at using a computer that they actually appear to be severely spastic or mentally retarded.
2. A computer technician that is really horrible at his or her job.
I can't believe Edgar couldn't fix that printer problem for that customer, sometimes I think he has the worst case of computer-palsy.
by Archyis April 16, 2007
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Friend 1 - How you feeling today buddy?
Friend 2 - Getting a little better...my body is cooking up some phlegm brulee right now so I am getting that shizz out of my system.
Friend 2 - Getting a little better...my body is cooking up some phlegm brulee right now so I am getting that shizz out of my system.
by archyis October 9, 2009
Get the Phlegm Brulee mug.The synergistic "Super-bug" that is spawned when an individual becomes infected with the influenza and pnemonia at the same time. This is more sinister than the dreaded bird and/or swine flu...and is more on-par with the fabled SuperFlu from the movie "The Stand".
Monday
Patient - Yo, I don't feel so good doc.
Doctor - Well I declare...you must have a case of the flu.
Thursday
Patient - Yo, I feel worse now doc.
Doctor - For Pete's sake, it appears you now have pnemonia.
Patient - Does that mean I have Flumonia?
Patient - Yo, I don't feel so good doc.
Doctor - Well I declare...you must have a case of the flu.
Thursday
Patient - Yo, I feel worse now doc.
Doctor - For Pete's sake, it appears you now have pnemonia.
Patient - Does that mean I have Flumonia?
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