(Scene) A couple sitting on a park bench...
Man - What is up with those crows over there? It looks like they need to get a room.
Women - Leave them alone and quit watching them. I think their Crowmance is sweet, soon they will have baby crows.
Man - What is up with those crows over there? It looks like they need to get a room.
Women - Leave them alone and quit watching them. I think their Crowmance is sweet, soon they will have baby crows.
by archyis November 15, 2009

A forecast of bad decisions revolving around cloud technologies by naïve Information Technology Management.
You will often hear these “Cloud Geeks” spouting off about all of the latest cloud information from the latest CIO Magazine, which usually includes buzz words like Cloudtopia and Cloudmosphere.
You will often hear these “Cloud Geeks” spouting off about all of the latest cloud information from the latest CIO Magazine, which usually includes buzz words like Cloudtopia and Cloudmosphere.
Engineer 1 - Did you hear that the CIO wants to put everything in the cloud?
Engineer 2 - Yaw, he has been saying that for the last year....what a cloud geek!
Engineer 1 - If he gets his way, this could be disasterous. Do you think he is really going to go through with it?
Engineer 2 - I predict that it is going to be Cloudy with a slight chance of Stupid!
Engineer 2 - Yaw, he has been saying that for the last year....what a cloud geek!
Engineer 1 - If he gets his way, this could be disasterous. Do you think he is really going to go through with it?
Engineer 2 - I predict that it is going to be Cloudy with a slight chance of Stupid!
by archyis September 24, 2009

A hypodermic needle specifically designed to inject into the knee joint for such things as Hyalgan or Cortizone.
Dr. - Ok, I am going to have to give you an injection in your bum knee.
Patient - Holy shnikes Doc...that is not a needle, it is a KNEEDLE! You get it? Kneedle?
Dr. - Yes, I get it....not funny. Don't pursue a stand up comedy career.
Patient - Holy shnikes Doc...that is not a needle, it is a KNEEDLE! You get it? Kneedle?
Dr. - Yes, I get it....not funny. Don't pursue a stand up comedy career.
by archyis January 08, 2010

by Archyis September 06, 2007

Man - "Hah, they just showed a guy working with a wood chipper. You know some fool is going to end up getting his ass chipped to death. This is classic fiveshadowing."
Woman - "Oh yeah...you know someone is going to get Fargo'd now"
Woman - "Oh yeah...you know someone is going to get Fargo'd now"
by archyis January 02, 2010

A deeply disturbed bear living either at the South or North Pole. These moody creatures can be upbeat at times when they can be witnessed happily catching fish or conversely they can be sullen and withdrawn burying their head in the snow. This serious condition can be treated by various medication such as Bear-zac or Bear-nax with promising results.
Penguin 1 - Yo Fred, what is up with the bear? He looks like he is contemplating jumping off of that towering glacier. Surely he would not survive the fall.
Pengui 2 - That is Billy, the Bipolar Bear. He is up there every other day. He must not have taked his Bear-zac today.
Pengui 2 - That is Billy, the Bipolar Bear. He is up there every other day. He must not have taked his Bear-zac today.
by archyis November 12, 2009

Newscaster - "Now here we see the New Zealand native Chelephant which is a sad animal...for it has the ability to climb trees but tragically no tree can support it's weight"
by archyis January 14, 2010
