archyis's definitions
Cubicle dweller or office employee who seeks justice and revenge against the evil forces residing within the work environment.
Inspired by watching Charles Bronson in DeathWish, I intend to be an Office Vigilante so I can right all of the wrongs that occur within our office. I got my sock full of quarters and am ready to unleash on some fools!
by archyis November 8, 2009
Get the Office Vigilantemug. A person with excess body hair wearing only underwear usually resembling Michael J Fox from Teen Wolf. It is assumed that the Under-werewolf possesses special powers so they are generally feared.
"Dude, did you see the Under-werewolf in the locker room at the gym?" asked Bob.
"Yeah, I was scared for my life...I got out of there quick because I didn't feel like getting my face ripped off today." replied a trembling Steve.
"Yeah, I was scared for my life...I got out of there quick because I didn't feel like getting my face ripped off today." replied a trembling Steve.
by archyis July 31, 2009
Get the Under-Werewolfmug. by archyis November 12, 2009
Get the Chatatchamug. noun.
1. A person that is so bad at using a computer that they actually appear to be severely spastic or mentally retarded.
2. A computer technician that is really horrible at his or her job.
1. A person that is so bad at using a computer that they actually appear to be severely spastic or mentally retarded.
2. A computer technician that is really horrible at his or her job.
I can't believe Edgar couldn't fix that printer problem for that customer, sometimes I think he has the worst case of computer-palsy.
by Archyis April 16, 2007
Get the computer-palsymug. The horrible brown colored mucus that is discharged from an individual when they are ill or getting over an illness.
Friend 1 - How you feeling today buddy?
Friend 2 - Getting a little better...my body is cooking up some phlegm brulee right now so I am getting that shizz out of my system.
Friend 2 - Getting a little better...my body is cooking up some phlegm brulee right now so I am getting that shizz out of my system.
by archyis October 9, 2009
Get the Phlegm Bruleemug. by Archyis September 6, 2007
Get the Piano Keysmug. Man - "Hah, they just showed a guy working with a wood chipper. You know some fool is going to end up getting his ass chipped to death. This is classic fiveshadowing."
Woman - "Oh yeah...you know someone is going to get Fargo'd now"
Woman - "Oh yeah...you know someone is going to get Fargo'd now"
by archyis January 2, 2010
Get the Fiveshadowingmug.