archyis's definitions

computer-palsy

noun.
1. A person that is so bad at using a computer that they actually appear to be severely spastic or mentally retarded.

2. A computer technician that is really horrible at his or her job.

I can't believe Edgar couldn't fix that printer problem for that customer, sometimes I think he has the worst case of computer-palsy.

by Archyis April 16, 2007

Flumonia

The synergistic "Super-bug" that is spawned when an individual becomes infected with the influenza and pnemonia at the same time. This is more sinister than the dreaded bird and/or swine flu...and is more on-par with the fabled SuperFlu from the movie "The Stand".

Monday
Patient - Yo, I don't feel so good doc.
Doctor - Well I declare...you must have a case of the flu.

Thursday
Patient - Yo, I feel worse now doc.
Doctor - For Pete's sake, it appears you now have pnemonia.
Patient - Does that mean I have Flumonia?

by archyis October 8, 2009

Fiveshadowing

Blatently obvious foreshadowing which commonly occurs within poorly written horror movies.

Man - "Hah, they just showed a guy working with a wood chipper. You know some fool is going to end up getting his ass chipped to death. This is classic fiveshadowing."

Woman - "Oh yeah...you know someone is going to get Fargo'd now"

by archyis January 2, 2010