allen's definitions

key key

It is a really retarded cat computer that looks like a cat and acts like a cat most likly owned by a furry named Devan the cat boy.

KEY! KEY! Not against my wall.

by allen November 30, 2004

Kc Concepcion

amazing, fabulous, lovely...she's maybe a lost princes one should look for

by allen September 18, 2003

spankfuck

1. a person who is a complete and utter asshole
2. a discourteous person
3. to spank your partner with your hand while fucking them

1. Josh thinks he is better than everyone, what a spankfuck.
2. Josh blasts his music early in the morning, what a spankfuck.
3. Bill spankfucked Judy.

by Allen February 9, 2004

showty

partner,peer,friend,associate, some one who you call if you need there attention

hey showty is u going to da atrium?

by Allen June 6, 2004

sulph

master , god , omnipitence

The sulph ownz you bitch

by allen December 9, 2004

dressed to kill

Dressed, as in, such a fashion to look impressive enough, for someone to compliment someone (usually a Man compliments the lady, on this situation) "if looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction"

wow, Celeste, even though this is a semi-formal, you're dressed to kill, babe!

by Allen June 17, 2006

Diurfay

Little is known of this word for it was simply spawned at my school in central indiana. as dirf may be used as a word to mock the ignorant and what they say, dirufay became an even more annoying 'frenchy' translation, which makes it more potent when used for irritation. by adding "Doo-Doot'n" to the beginning, much the same way with most other prefixes, it increases its exactingness and, well, its Diurfay.

Poking your brother in the face in the car, causeing him to swerve all over the road and bash off someone's rear view mirror and saying "Diurfay" with a stupid grin on your face. he then proceeds to pummel you with his fists

by Allen January 12, 2004