allen's definitions

toolgasm

A Toolgasm is a place in a Tool song or album where the listener achieves maximum listening pleasure.

When Maynard screams for 15 seconds in Eulogy i had a Toolgasm. In just about every Tool song I have a Toolgasm.

by Allen November 4, 2003

Skak

N. A girl who is sooo damn ugly and disgusting and slutty and ewww that she doesnt deserve to be called a skank..so you call her a skak..

"God damn damn James your your sister is a mother fucking SKAK!"

by Allen January 3, 2004

urban

(ADJ) Urban is the act of building up or taking away. Of a hype for things found where people live. Relating to the development of making hype to the extent where regulation is necessary. Description of something that has been taken to its furthest limits.

Urban my nuts, please.

Can you urban me a nice meal to eat?

My education is urban neat for sure.

Your urban struggle is something to deal with.

by Allen March 22, 2005

Cookes

Food of choice of a Soohoo

"Soohoos only eat cookes and never poop them out."

by Allen December 7, 2003

dijon

A. Coined by mark the beast
B. Meaning - Cool, the ultimate of cool.

That guy mark is dijon, he gets all the ladies.

by allen May 13, 2005

buck

The actual definition of buck is to prepare yo self to fight or if someone happens to offend you yo get buck

if you buck im finto beat yo pussy ass up right now lil showty.

by Allen June 5, 2004

40k freak

freak someone who gives so much of a damn about warhammer 40K that everything has a relation to it

<Person 1> Give me the phone
<Person 2> Here you go *hands phone*
<Person 1> JESUS CRIST THERES A FUCKING MOLD LINE! I gotta cut it off
<Person 2> Be my guest... freak

by Allen January 6, 2005