allen's definitions

Lan Wanker

One who masturbates in front of his computer while at a lan party.

Look at that guy, he's lan wanking!

by Allen December 7, 2003

40k freak

freak someone who gives so much of a damn about warhammer 40K that everything has a relation to it

<Person 1> Give me the phone
<Person 2> Here you go *hands phone*
<Person 1> JESUS CRIST THERES A FUCKING MOLD LINE! I gotta cut it off
<Person 2> Be my guest... freak

by Allen January 6, 2005

wei shin

very handsome guy staying in singapore....hairy man....

Wei Shin is from Singapore Poly

by Allen February 27, 2005

pussy wanker

A pussy wanker is someone that is a total pussy when it comes to going out with girls, and instead wacks off all day alone.

Dude, John is a pussy wanker.

by Allen March 8, 2004

dijon

A. Coined by mark the beast
B. Meaning - Cool, the ultimate of cool.

That guy mark is dijon, he gets all the ladies.

by allen May 13, 2005

Skak

N. A girl who is sooo damn ugly and disgusting and slutty and ewww that she doesnt deserve to be called a skank..so you call her a skak..

"God damn damn James your your sister is a mother fucking SKAK!"

by Allen January 3, 2004

Deckaseff

Way cool, a modifier of Deck

Dude that show was deckaseff

by Allen October 20, 2003