allen's definitions

urban

(ADJ) Urban is the act of building up or taking away. Of a hype for things found where people live. Relating to the development of making hype to the extent where regulation is necessary. Description of something that has been taken to its furthest limits.

Urban my nuts, please.

Can you urban me a nice meal to eat?

My education is urban neat for sure.

Your urban struggle is something to deal with.

by Allen March 22, 2005

Lan Wanker

One who masturbates in front of his computer while at a lan party.

Look at that guy, he's lan wanking!

by Allen December 7, 2003

dijon

A. Coined by mark the beast
B. Meaning - Cool, the ultimate of cool.

That guy mark is dijon, he gets all the ladies.

by allen May 13, 2005

toolgasm

A Toolgasm is a place in a Tool song or album where the listener achieves maximum listening pleasure.

When Maynard screams for 15 seconds in Eulogy i had a Toolgasm. In just about every Tool song I have a Toolgasm.

by Allen November 4, 2003

brodied

The act of stealing or taking without consent.
To hijack.

Bob brodied the remote control, Jim yell to him to give it back.

by Allen January 7, 2005

Who the screw

(Slang): A censored, rhyming way of essentially asking "who the fuck", also can be done as "what the screw", "Where the screw, ect, but doesn't sound nearly as good.

Child 1: *Throws pencil at Child 2*
Child 2: Who the f-....
Teacher: *ahem*
Child 2: Sorry. Who the screw thew that?!
Child 3: *points at Child 1* it was him!
Child 1: Snitch!

by Allen October 9, 2006

wei shin

very handsome guy staying in singapore....hairy man....

Wei Shin is from Singapore Poly

by Allen February 27, 2005