allen's definitions

mandingo

1.a man, ussually black, with a large almost humongus penis. Often works as a male stripper or butt pirate.

2. Having rough crazy wild sex on the sofa or back seat of a car.

1. "damn, 16 inches?? fucking mandingo must have pulled his dick since he was lil"

2. "i'd sure like to mandingo my teacher in junior high"

by Allen November 22, 2004

brodied

The act of stealing or taking without consent.
To hijack.

Bob brodied the remote control, Jim yell to him to give it back.

by Allen January 7, 2005

redneck

White man (ussually white), whos name is hank or cletus, who shoots down beer cans and has sex with his sister on the front lawn (if they have one).

They tend to drive pick-up trucks and listen to country music.

They also have stupid accents and no use of grammar, since they are of low income, thats why they smell.


In conclusion, they think that everything can be fixed with duck tape, they use a shotgun to change the channel, and use dogs to scratch their nutsacks.

why do rednecks fuck their sisters? havent you heard of hookers? either that or go consult Dr. Hans Jerkoff

by Allen November 22, 2004

slooge

1. to ejaculate, come, cum

1. She was so hot I thought I was going to splooge on the spot.

by Allen February 9, 2004

toolgasm

A Toolgasm is a place in a Tool song or album where the listener achieves maximum listening pleasure.

When Maynard screams for 15 seconds in Eulogy i had a Toolgasm. In just about every Tool song I have a Toolgasm.

by Allen November 4, 2003

urban

(ADJ) Urban is the act of building up or taking away. Of a hype for things found where people live. Relating to the development of making hype to the extent where regulation is necessary. Description of something that has been taken to its furthest limits.

Urban my nuts, please.

Can you urban me a nice meal to eat?

My education is urban neat for sure.

Your urban struggle is something to deal with.

by Allen March 22, 2005

Cookes

Food of choice of a Soohoo

"Soohoos only eat cookes and never poop them out."

by Allen December 7, 2003